The newest Dodger pitching sensation: C'mon get happy

Wrote Arash Markazi on SI.com about this photo of Audrina Partridge being allowed to heave the ceremonial first pitch at a recent Dodger game:

If Dodgers fans are looking for a reason their team is fading at the end of the season, look no further than inexplicably allowing reality show "stars" like Audrina Partridge to throw out the first pitch at games. It would be one thing if the team didn't play in Hollywood, but you think they could get better celebrities to throw out the first pitch than the entire cast of "The Hills."

Yes, they definitely could go deeper into the Hollywood rotation. Way deeper. But this Partridge family product ain't so hard on the eyes, now is she?

And, if you're wondering, yes, she's in the new flick, "Sorority Row" -- spoiler alert: She's the first one killed -- she has her own reality show coming up next year, and ....

The 24-year-old is that dang girl in the bikini eating the Carl's Jr. Teriyaki hamburger, so next time you're at the Dodger Stadium concession stand and can't figure out why you just ordered one of them from a longtime team sponsor instead of another Dodger Dog, here it is: