May 2010 Archives
Highlights of the week ahead in sports, both here and afar:
MONDAY

(AP Photo/Nam Y. Huh)
Chicago Blackhawks right wing Tomas Kopecky celebrates after scoring the game-winning goal against the Philadelphia Flyers in the third period of Game 1 on Saturday.
NHL: Stanley Cup Finals Game 2: Philadelphia at Chicago, 5 p.m., Channel 4:
The stat they kept showing during Game 1: Since the NHL went to a best-of-seven final in 1939, the team that won the opener of the series went on to become the Stanley Cup champion 77 percent of the time. But after watching the Blackhawks grind out that Game 1 victory, and knowing these Flyers don't quit so quickly . .
MLB: Dodgers vs. Arizona, Dodger Stadium, 6 p.m., Prime:
An hour earlier start, for the post-game holiday fireworks. Kids, remind your parents of this, especially if you're expecting to land a Manny Ramirez batting practice jersey given out to the first 15,000 youngins. Come earlier and see Andre Ethier actually taking real BP before what's supposed to be his first game back from the DL.
MLB: Angels at Kansas City, 11 a.m., FSW:
The Angels already have it rough on the road. They'll end up flying 50,509 miles this season -- the most of any team in the big leagues. Now, we're stunned that they still have to start this 14-day, 14-game road trip. You, too? U2 bailed out on their June 6-7 concert at Angels Stadium -- Bono, needed emergency spinal surgery - so that need for a week's lead time to build an elaborate stage is gone. But the Angels can't bail on their commitment for this undesirable road trip. Starting in K.C., where we've heard, the streets have no name.
TUESDAY
MLB: Dodgers vs. Arizona, Dodger Stadium, 7 p.m., Channel 9:
John Ely, who couldn't have done much better in his last outing at Chicago, got his first big-league win against the Dbacks back on May 11 when he outlasted Dan Haren. Who is today's scheduled thrower for Arizona again.
MLB: Angels at Kansas City, 5 p.m., FSW:
WEDNESDAY
NHL: Stanley Cup Finals Game 3: Chicago at Philadelphia, 5 p.m., Versus:
The series shifts to a place where bullies may still be living on Broad Street.
MLB: Dodgers vs. Arizona, Dodger Stadium, noon, Prime:
A nooner, sooner or later, helps the local economy. Besides, summer has officially started.
MLB: Angels at Kansas City, 5 p.m., FSW:
Quick, name the Royals' manager. ... Dick Howser? Whitey Herzog? Tony Pena? Yeah, we're not sure, either, but we know one guy was already canned.
THURSDAY
NBA Finals, Game 1: Lakers vs. Boston, Staples Center, 6 p.m., Channel 7:
The 12th Lakers-Celtics NBA Finals breaks a tie with the Dodgers-Yankees as the most common championship matchup in the four major sports. Tyler Conway at the BleacherReport.com (linked here) decided to rank the previous 11 in terms of which were the best of all time, starting with No. 11:
== 1959 (Celtics sweep, 4-0; the only sweep in the whole meetings);
== 1965 (Celtics win in five in a best three-out-of-five series; where their Game 4 win wasn't seen to completion, since ABC cut away to previously scheduled programming).
== 2008 (Celtics win in six, including a 39-point win in the finale);
== 1968 (Celtics win in six);
== 1963 (Celtics win in six; in Bob Cousy's last season);
== 1987 (Lakers in in six);
== 1966 (Celtics win in seven, because the Lakers fought back after being down 3-1 to push it to the limit, but Bill Russell had 32 rebounds in Game 7);
== 1969 (Celtics win in seven, after the Lakers won Games 1 and 2, and Jerry West was named series MVP);
== 1985 (Lakers win in six, and exorcize the Celtic curse);
== 1962 (Celtics win in seven, an overtime Game 7, where Russell had 30 points and 44 rebounds, Elgin Baylor had 44 and West added 30),
== The best: 1984 (Celtics win in seven, taking Games 2 and 4 in OT, Rambis is clotheslined . . . they don't make 'em like that any more).
MLB: Angels at Kansas City, 11 a.m., FSW:
Last year's AL Cy Young Award winner, Zack Grienke, who's off to a miserable 1-5 start despite a 3.57 ERA, should go on this day against the Angels' Jered Weaver. And if you take out interleague play this season, Grienke's ERA goes down to about 2.50.
MLB: Dodgers vs. Atlanta, Dodger Stadium, 7 p.m., Channel 9:
It's Matt Kemp Action Figure night giveaway. Figure this one out -- Is Kemp really the Green Hornet, or are those just grass stains?
FRIDAY
NHL: Stanley Cup Finals Game 4: Chicago at Philadelphia, 5 p.m., Versus:
The Flyers, who won only 41 of the 82 games they played in the regular season, are hoping to become only the third team with a .500-or-worse record to win the Stanley Cup. One of the previous two: The 1938 Blackhawks, at 14-25-9.
MLB: Dodgers vs. Atlanta, Dodger Stadium, 7 p.m., Prime:
The Dodgers are promoting the start of this three-game series as " '70s Night," and Greg "Barry Williams" Brady will sing the National Anthem and God Bless America. Maybe as Johnny Bravo. Because he does fit the suit.
MLB: Angels at Seattle, 7 p.m., FSW:
Three more with the Mariners, replaying last weekend's series, but this time, Cliff Lee's turn in the rotation is skipped. Shucks.
SATURDAY
WNBA: Sparks vs. Seattle, Home Depot Center, 8 p.m., FSW:
Part of a "Get Outside & Play LA" campaign, the Sparks will go outdoors at the tennis stadium facility to play the Storm. What if there's a storm? "Playing outside, beneath the stars will ensure an unforgettable evening for our players and fans," said Sparks President Kristin Bernert. "But the game also provides a terrific opportunity for our athletes to inspire kids of all ages to lead healthier and more active lifestyles." Tennis, anyone?
MLS: Galaxy vs. Houston, Home Depot Center, 5 p.m., FSW (delayed, 10 p.m.):
Not in the same facility as the Sparks' game -- but wouldn't that be cool? A day after President Obama welcomes the defending MLS champion Real Salt Lake on a White House visit, the Galaxy face the team that they had to beat to get to that title game, before losing to them Lakers. So, even if they'd have won that title game, they couldn't have made it for that D.C. trip because of this game on the schedule. See how things all work out. (Then the Galaxy gets to play Real Salt Lake at thier place next week).
MLB: Dodgers vs. Atlanta, Dodger Stadium, 7 p.m., Prime:
The last time L.A. will ever see Bobby Cox get thrown out of a game in person? Maybe tonight. We hope.
MLB: Angels at Seattle, 1 p.m., FSW:
Saunders vs. Snell, like last Sunday, Part II.
SUNDAY
NBA Finals: Game 2: Lakers vs. Boston, Staples Center, 5 p.m., Channel 7:
"We remember more than anything losing on our home court, a situation where we had some defensive lapses and they took advantage of it," Lakers coach Phil Jackson said of the 2008 NBA Finals against the Celtics. "This year, we have homecourt advantage, and we look forward to the rematch with great intensity." Meaning, going to Boston after this without a 2-0 advantage would be less than advantageous.
NHL: Stanley Cup Finals Game 5: Philadelphia at Chicago, 5 p.m., Channel 4:
They'll still have the Michael Jordan statue outside the Untied Center in a Blackhawks' jersey. Because, at some point in his career, he probably thought he could be a professional hockey player.
MLB: Angels at Seattle, 1 p.m., Ch. 13:
Have you got your freakin' gnome in the mail yet? Me neither.
MLB: Dodgers vs. Atlanta, Dodger Stadium, 1 p.m., Prime:
The last time L.A. will ever see Chipper Jones play in a Braves' uniform? Maybe today.

Running: San Diego Marathon, starts in Balboa Park, finish at Sea World, 6:15 a.m.:
AKA, the Rock 'n' Roll Marathon, with Big Bad Voodoo Daddy among the performers, and a bunch of Elvi streaking around. The group that dresses up in Elvis costumes wants more participants, offering this suggestion about proper attire: No wig, no glasses, no outfit... Not a Running Elvi. There'll be about 20,000 on the course, plus 30 stages with live music and 2,000 cheerleaders. According to the website (linked here), the participant perks include: Flat, scenic marathon & 1/2 marathon course, live local music every mile, spirited cheer squads lining the course, it's a Boston qualifier, perfect running weather - 60s at the start, 70s at the finish, an exciting vacation destination, food and refreshments at the start and finish line, plentiful course support and aid stations, a fantastic finish line festival, free admission to post-race concert, a T-shirt, a medal, a certificate, age-division winners and one free beer at the finish-line festival. They sure buried the lead on that one. Keep that in mind -- the Rock n' Roll marathon is now a nationwide series, coming to L.A. on Oct. 24.
A few things to read that came across our radar in the last couple of week:
== Gregg Doyel, the CBSSports.com national columnist, wrote about Arizona doesn't deserve all the negativity directed toward it in light of this senate bill 1070 -- there's a lot of messed-up things happening there already that isn't getting publicized (linked here).
"Move the 2011 All-Star Game out of Arizona? That seems rather drastic considering our entire country is split right down the middle over that immigration law, according to polls, and that residents of Arizona are similarly split. One in three white people in Arizona oppose this law. One in five Hispanics favor it. Read those two sentences again, and then tell me this issue is simple. "
After he wrote it, he got more responses (200-plus) than any other piece he's written this month.
== Tim Rutten of the Los Angeles Times had a follow up to Lakers coach Phil Jackson's response to a question about the law (linked here).
"If the Lakers, who have given this community so much joy and excellence, close their eyes to Arizona's affront to so many of its members, then at least one disappointed fan will be withholding his support, and inviting as many others as will listen to do the same."
== Jeff Schultz, an L.A. native now writing for the Atlanta Journal Constitution, blogged about it (linked here) and seized on Jackson's follow up quote:
"This issue came up again Monday. Los Angeles Lakers coach Phil Jackson released a statement that read, "I have respect for those who oppose the new Arizona immigration law, but I am wary of putting entire sports organizations in the middle of political controversies."
"This followed his previous comments: "I don't think teams should get involved in the political stuff. ... Where we stand as basketball teams, we should let that kind of play out and let the political end of that go where it's going to go."
"He's got it right. So does the baseball commissioner. Bud Selig: visionary."
== By the way, here's the law (linked here)
We're trying to get our head around this as well, from a sports perspective, with the Lakers still involved with the Suns, and the Dodgers about to take on the D'backs early next week. We're writing more about it Sunday.
The intersection of L.A. and Arizona, and sports and politics, isn't going away.
It's already had more than 10 million YouTube hits in its first week.
If only Nike wasn't its creator.
(And Kobe Bryant make an appearance at about the 2 minute mark:)
According to Medialife.com, on an "intensely competitive night" in TV land, ABC's "Dancing with the Stars" finale was 27 percent down from last spring's season ender and dipping from Monday night's final performance show. The 3.8 rating for adults 18-49 (9 to 11 p.m. EDT), according to Nielsen overnights, was the lowest finale rating ever for "DWTS."
"The show may have been hurt by the strong competition or the fact that there wasn't much suspense in the episode -- everyone knew Nicole Scherzinger would win," the story said.
But did they know Erin Andrews was on? We crossed over to discuss that in today's column (linked here), and aren't really proud of that. We've since taken a cold shower.
Otherwise, we have these warmed-over dishes:
== Fox Sports has swiped DirecTV executive Eric Shanks to become its new president, promoting Ed Goren to to a newly created roll of vice chairman of Fox Sports Media Group starting June 1. Both report to the big cheese, David Hill.
Shanks, 38, joined DirecTV in 2004 and had created several of the company's best interactive sports services, including the NFL Red Zone Channel.
Shanks is the third president of Fox Sports -- following Goren and Hill -- since it began in 1993 when the network obtained the NFL rights. He will oversee programming, production, field and studio operations, marketing, promotion, communications, business and legal affairs.
Shanks joined Fox in 1994 and before leaving to DirecTV, he was a producer at Fox Sports and VP of Enhanced Programming for the Fox TV networks. During his time at Fox Sports, he helped develop the FoxTrax glowing puck on NHL games and the yellow first-down line that is now part of all football coverage.
== ESPN's coverage of the NCAA women's softball playoffs continues with the UCLA-Louisiana Lafayette contests on Saturday (ESPN2, 6 p.m.) and Sunday (ESPNU, 12:30 p.m. and, if necessary, ESPN2 at 6:30 p.m. for a third game) on the UCLA home field.
== ESPN has the NCAA men's lacross championships, starting with the semifinals Saturday in Baltimore (Notre Dame-Cornell at 1 p.m.; No. 1 Virginia vs. Duke at 3:30 p.m., both on ESPN2) leading into Monday's final (12:30 p.m., ESPN). Sean McDonough, Quint Kessenich and Eamon McAnaney attempt to legitimize this.
== The L.A., Seattle and Portland markets (10 percent of the country) get the Angels' home game against Seattle on Saturday during Fox's MLB game of the week (Kenny Albert and Eric Karros, 1 p.m., Channel 11). Most (77 percent) get St. Louis at Chicago (with Joe Buck and Tim McCarver).
Meanwhile, Kevin Millar, the former Hart High player who holds out hope of playing again in the big leagues, made his Fox MLB L.A-based pre- and post-game studio show debut last Saturday with Chris Rose. Rose and Millar, who often worked together on FSN's old "Best Damn Sports Show Period," continue to work for the MLB Network during the week on their daily studio show. On Saturday, June 5, Fox plans to test-drive Millar as a game analyst on a Milwaukee-St. Louis telecast with Joe Buck.
Millar is also currently on the St. Paul Saints' roster (see story linked here), but playing only when he has a chance between TV gigs. Released by the Chicago Cubs before spring training, he's holding out a faint hope of returning to the big leagues while he also does the TV jobs. Millar actually started his pro career with the Saints after a tryout in 1993 when he went undrafted out of University High in Venice.
Millar, 38, and his wife, Jeanna, are also expecting their fourth child in June.
== FSW/Prime Ticket has its first of six WNBA Sparks games tonight (7:30 p.m. vs. Washington, Prime) with Larry Burnett and Lisa Leslie calling it.
== ESPN's Colleen Dominguez has a piece on Sunday's "Outside The Lines" (info linked here) about recently fired Palm Desert High softball coach Ashley Nieto, whose husband, Ron, is a registered sex offender and has been with the team as a scorekeeper and helping maintain the field. Twelve years ago when he was 39, Ron Nieto was put on probation after pleading guilty to having an inappropriate relationship with a 14-year-old -- that girl, it turns out, is now his wife, Ashley, whom Ron married six years later. "The fact that the AD and the principal knew about this and kept it from us is hard to fathom," says Tom O'Brien, one of many concerned parents whose daughter played for Ashley.
== HBO's "Boxing After Dark" series goes to Agua Caliente Resort in Rancho Mirage for Bob Papa and Max Kellerman calling a junior middleweight match between Timothy Bradley of Palm Springs and Luis Carlos Abregui, plus Alfredo Angulo of Coachella vs. Joachim Alcine (Saturday, 9:45 p.m., delayed).
== AND FINALLY:
== In his latest column (linked here), ESPN ombudsman Don Ohlmeyer finally addressed how the network -- as well as almost all "online media outlets" -- have contributed to "an ongoing surge" of journalists citing anonymous sources.
Says ESPN Senior VP and Director of News Vince Doria : "Sources are the lifeblood of newsgathering. But by putting trust in them, we accept the inherent danger of reporting things we have neither seen nor heard firsthand. Our credibility depends on their reliability."
ESPN.com VP, Executive Editor and Producer Patrick Stiegman adds: "As journalists, we recognize that the gathering and reporting of information has the potential to cause harm or discomfort. At all times, we should be balancing the impact of those repercussions against public interest in that information and our journalistic service to the audience."
Even if those ESPN people of note dance around the topic, it has to be addressed on many levels. Ohlmeyer notes that ESPN's policy regarding anonymous sources "requires the disclosure of sources to management, if requested, and the editor or producer is then bound by the same pledge to anonymity as the reporter."
It doesn't necessarily justify the process by which ESPN, and probably many others, follow up on rumors or unnamed reports. By throwing as much as they can out there to see what sticks, what's rebutted, what's retwisted, it just adds to the confusion and abuse of information.
Let's keep the conversation here fluid.

Randy Cross, the UCLA All-American offensive lineman out of Crespi High, and Sam "Bam" Cunningham, the bruising USC fullback who is credited with helping integrate the game in the South, were among the 14 players elected to the College Football Hall of Fame today.
Cross, now an analyst for CBS on the NFL and college football, played on the 1976 Rose Bowl championship Bruins team as a guard, starting 28 of his 34 career games, including the final 23. He started a center but was moved to right guard as a junior and went between center and guard as a senior.
A second-round draft pick of the San Francisco 49ers in 1976, he played 13 years, made three Pro Bowls and played on three Super Bowl teams.
"I'm extremely proud and humbled to be selected to be a part of such a special College Football Hall of Fame class," Cross, who lives near Atlanta, said in a statement through CBS. "My teammates at UCLA share in this honor and without their help and influences this would not be possible. To them I say thank you.
"My late father, Dennis Cross, raised me to be a Bruin and my mother Rita was manager at Dykstra and Sproul residence halls on campus, so UCLA has been a part of life since I can remember. Joining some of the legendary Bruins in the College Football Hall of Fame is very much a young boy growing up in Tarzana dream come true.
"Coaches from UCLA shaped me as a young man, taught me lessons on and off the field and helped in life well after I left Westwood. I owe those men, Steve Butler, Moe Freedman, Terry Donahue, Pepper Rodgers, Dick Vermeil and Bobb McKittrick more than I can ever repay."
Cunningham, out of Santa Barbara, was an All-American in 1972 when the Trojans won the national title. He scored four touchdowns in the 1973 Rose Bowl -- a modern-day record -- and was inducted into the Rose Bowl Hall of Fame in 1992
On Sept. 12, 1970, he ran for 135 yards and two touchdowns against an all-white University of Alabama team in Birmingham as USC beat the Tide 42-21. Jerry Claiborne, a Bear Bryant assistant, said: "Sam Cunningham did more to integrate Alabama in 60 minutes than Martin Luther King did in 20 years." Wilbur Jackson, the first African-American offered a scholarship at Alabama, watched the game from the stands, ineligible to play as a freshman due to NCAA rules at the time.
Cunningham co-authored a book on the game, "Turning Of The Tide: How One Game Changed The South," that is currently in development for a movie.
Cunningham went on to play for the New England Patriots, rushing for more than 5,400 yards and 49 touchdowns. He's the older brother of former UNLV and NFL quarterback Randall Cunningham.
Cross and Cunningham will be joined in the College Hall of Fame for a July induction with the late Pat Tillman (Arizona State), Heisman Trophy winner Desmond Howard (Michigan), Dennis Byrd (North Carolina State), Ronnie Caveness (Arkansas), Ray Childress (Texas A&M), Mark Herrmann (Purdue), Clarkston Hines (Duke), Chet Moeller (Navy), Jerry Stovall (LSU) and Alfred Williams (Colorado). The newly elected Hall of Fame coaches are Barry Alvarez and Gene Stallings.
Or, if you're at Bodog.com and need to capitalize on this, you post odds:
Where will Phil Jackson be coaching for game 1 of the 2010/2011 NBA Regular Season?
Los Angeles Lakers: 2/5
New Jersey Nets: 5/1
Chicago Bulls: 10/1
Cleveland Cavaliers: 15/1
Will not coach: 2/1
Odds of him proposing marriage to Jeanne Buss: Off the table
The NFL's announcement today that Super Bowl XLVII in 2014 will be staged at the new New York Giants and Jets' home field in New Jersey -- and not the usual warm-weather or domed site -- drew this reaction from those in charge at L.A.-based and perfect-climate-controlled Fox, the network that's in the rotation to televise this game:
David Hill, Fox Sports Media Group Chairman and CEO: "Having the Super Bowl in the new home of the Jets and Giants is fantastic. It's the biggest sports event in the country on the country's biggest stage. It's different, and should create buzz for months leading up to it and if we're really lucky, it will begin snowing right after halftime."
Fox NFL studio analyst and former Giants star Michael Strahan: "It's going to be great. It will add a new dimension to the game that we haven't seen in many years. Many of the NFL's most memorable games have been played in inclement weather. As a player, you'll play anywhere to have an opportunity to win a Super Bowl and as a fan, you'll be part of a historic game. The way I look at it, anyone who is worried about snow or if it will be too cold doesn't deserve to go to or play in a Super Bowl."
Fox play-by-play man Joe Buck: "Staging an event as big as the Super Bowl in New York will be terrific. As far as the weather complaints, you play both conference championship games in whatever city and don't consider the temperature or conditions. Football is an elements game. I know if I had a ticket, I'd go."
The Associated Press
A 21-year-old New Jersey man pleaded guilty Tuesday to vomiting on another spectator and his 11-year-old daughter in the stands during a Philadelphia Phillies game.
Matthew Clemmens, of Cherry Hill, N.J., pleaded guilty to one count each of simple assault, disorderly conduct and harassment for his conduct during an April 14 Phillies-Nationals game at Citizens Bank Park.
Clemmens stuck his fingers down his throat and vomited on Michael Vangelo, an off-duty Easton police captain, and one of Vangelo's daughters after Clemmens' companion was ejected from the park, Assistant District Attorney Patrick Doyle said.
Clemmens and his friend were spilling beer, cursing and heckling Vangelo and his daughters from the time they arrived at their seats, according to a statement of facts read in court.
Vangelo's 15-year-old daughter asked the pair to stop the profanity, and Vangelo complained to security that Clemmens' friend was spitting, with some of it hitting his 11-year-old daughter, Doyle said.
After the friend was ejected, Clemmens was sitting alone behind the Vangelos when he answered his cell phone and said, "I need to do what I need to do. I'm going to get sick," the prosecutor said.
Clemmens then put his fingers down his throat and threw up on the father, with some vomit splashing onto Vangelo's younger daughter, Doyle said.
He then punched the father several times in the head before other fans in the stands subdued him, the prosecutor said. He screamed expletives at the crowd as he was led out of the park, Doyle said.
Clemmens' mug shot showed him with a swollen black eye, and authorities acknowledged he was hit as he was being subdued. No one else was charged in the case.
Highlights of the week ahead in sports, both here and afar:
AP Photo/Charles Krupa
Orlando Magic guard J.J. Reddick fights for the ball against Boston Celtics forward Rasheed Wallace during second half in Game 3 of the NBA Eastern Conference finals on Saturday.
MONDAY
NBA playoffs: Eastern Conference finals, Game 4: Orlando at Boston, 5:30 p.m., ESPN:
You do know Jack -- up against the series finale of "24," the Magic may disappear as well. In unreal time. The Celtics only beat Orlando by 23 in Game 3, so . . . keep an eye on the shot clock. If unnecessary, Games 5 and 7 are Wednesday and Sunday in Orlando with a Game 6 Friday in Boston.
NHL playoffs: Eastern Conference finals, Game 5: Montreal at Philadelphia, 4 p.m., Versus:
What NHL team were you thinking of during that final episode of "Lost" -- the Islanders (too obvious) or the Canadiens? "It's a familiar feeling for us," said Habs leading scorer Michael Cammalleri, the former Kings standout, on having his team down 3-1 in this series -- the same hopeless situation they were in before knocking out East top-seed Washington a couple of weeks ago. "We seem to play our best hockey in this situation." If needed, there's a Game 6 Wednesday in Montreal with a Game 7 Friday in Philly.
MLB: Angels vs. Toronto, Angel Stadium, 7 p.m., FSW:
Time to compare All-Star stats for those who are eligible to play in Anaheim this July: The Angels' Torii Hunter (.288, 7 HRs, 28 RBI) vs. the Blue Jays' Vernon Wells (.302, 11, 32). Sure, they can play together in the starting lineup. With Ichiro (.348).
TUESDAY
NBA playoffs: Western Conference finals, Game 4: Lakers at Phoenix, 6 p.m., TNT:
Amare Stoudemire was so freaking lucky in Game 3.
MLB: Angels vs. Toronto, Angel Stadium, 7 p.m., FSW:
The Angels are giving away garden gnomes. If only David Eckstein was still on the team.
MLB: Dodgers at Chicago Cubs, 5 p.m., Channel 9:
A three-game series in Chitown starts with Joe Torre skipping over Ramon Ortiz and giving the ball to Clayton Kershaw, whose 14-13 career mark now includes a 5-1 mark the month of May -- and he's never pitched at Wrigley Field. Add to that, Rafael Furcal is supposed to be activated for this week.
WEDNESDAY
MLB: Angels vs. Toronto, Angel Stadium, 4 p.m., FSW:
On the day Simon Cowell ditches "American Idol," the Angels and Blue Jays don't have to see each other any more this year.
MLB: Dodgers at Chicago Cubs, 5 p.m., Prime:
If you go to the BaseballReference.com page for 24-year-old Chad Billingsley, the Dodgers' scheduled starter here, it says that among the pitchers similar to him at his age, stat-wise, are Pedro Martinez, Ramon Martinez and Dennis Martinez. And Carlos Zambrano, who is now an $18.5 mil-a-year left-handed situational set-up guy in the Cubs' pen. Billingsley (5-2, 3.66 ERA) is 3-0 in his last three starts, limiting opponents to a .164 batting average.
THURSDAY
NBA playoffs: Western Conference finals, Game 5: Lakers vs. Phoenix, Staples Center, 6 p.m., TNT:
Not to read into it or anything, but did you happen to catch Kobe Bryant in the season-ending episode of "Modern Family" last week? Kobe scolded the character named Phil for coming to that Lakers' game at Staples Center unprepared. It was an Emmy-worthy performance. By Phil. So Kobe, what's it like being in a sit-com? You gotta come with something better than that.
MLB: Dodgers at Chicago Cubs, 11:20 a.m., Prime:
Finally, a day game in Wrigleyville. Let there be Miller Lite.
FRIDAY
MLB: Angels vs. Seattle, Angel Stadium, 7 p.m., FSW:
Mariners starter Clifton Phifer Lee somehow improved to 2-2 last week despite allowing eight runs (severn earned) over 6 1/3 innings against the Padres. Maybe the key: He's walked just one hitter all season. Granted, he missed almost all of April with a rehab problem. So this is the first time the Angels have seen the '08 Cy Young Award winner, since the Indians shipped him to Philadelphia to help the Phillies win a World Series, and they dealt him to the Mariners last offseason.
MLB: Dodgers at Colorado, 6:10 p.m., Channel 9:
The Dodgers took two out of three from the Rockies at Dodger Stadium a couple of weeks ago, including handing Ubaldo Jimenez (8-1, 0.99) his first and only loss of the season. Jimenez's turn doesn't come up in this three-game series. The Dodgers, by the way, are 13-4 against NL West foes so far.
WNBA: Sparks vs. Washington, Staples Center, 7:30 p.m., Prime:
The Sparks, 0-for-2010, finally get a home game. Maybe that'll spark something.
SATURDAY
UFC 114: Quinton "Rampage" Jackson vs. "Suga" Rashad Evans, Las Vegas, 7 p.m.:
It's the weekend for UFC Fan Expo at the MGM Grand Garden in Las Vegas, so why not put these two former UFC light heavyweight champs in the ring together again. And when the battled it out on the UFC video game for Xbox360 ... watch the clip above.
NBA playoffs: Western Conference finals, Game 6: Lakers at Phoenix, 5:30 p.m., TNT:
Need a Game 7? It's Monday. On your Memorial Day holiday.

MLB: Angels vs. Seattle, Angel Stadium, 1 p.m., Channel 11:
An early wake-up call for Ken Griffey Jr. -- day game after a nightie. He's made his own locker room bed, and now he can sleep in it. Listen, if Junior really did nod off during the last Angels-Mariners series, wouldn't a teammate have taken a Sharpie pen to his face, drawn a mustache under his nose, written some naughty words across his forehead ... oh, that's so old school. These days, a teammate just goes for anything that can help lead to identity theft. Although the way Griffey seems to be sleepwalking through what should be his final season, you really wouldn't want to be mistaken for him.
MLB: Dodgers at Colorado, 5 p.m., Channel 9:
Watch Jim Tracy -- the Rockies' skipper will surely accuse the Dodgers of stealing signs. Like the one just outside the stadium: Caution, Falling Rocks.
SUNDAY
IRL: Indianapolis 500, 10 a.m., Channel 7:
Danica McKellar is equal to or greater than Danica Patrick -- you don't have to the do the math, Winnie will do it for you. First of all, defending champ Helio Castroneves, having already won "Dancing With the Stars" and survived a brutal IRS tax issue, has a chance to win his fourth Indy 500, which would put him with Rick Mears, Al Unser and A.J. Foyt in that exclusive club. "Indy is a magical place, and I feel blessed to be in this situation," the 35-year-old says. A victory wouldn't surprise Roger Penske, looking for his 16th 500 victory as a team owner. "Helio has always seemed to shine at Indianapolis," said Penske. "For some drivers, that (Indianapolis) is just an intimidating place. But Helio has always embraced the challenge of racing there, and it seems to bring out the best in him." Brent Musburger starts the pre-race show at 9 a.m., and Marty Reid will call it with Eddie Cheever Jr., Scott Goodyear, Dr. Jerry Punch, Rick DeBruhl, Vince Welch and ... Jamie Little, who goes a long way.
NASCAR: Coca Cola 600, Charlotte Motor Speedway, 5:45 p.m., Channel 11:
For those who haven't seen the new "McGruber" movie, this event is the next best thing to being there. There's also talk of a $20 million bonus ready to be put up for anyone who can win the Indy 500 and this Coca-Cola 600 on the same day. Maybe if they didn't start so close together, it might be doable. Some suggest moving this to Saturday night instead of Sunday night.
MLB: Dodgers at Colorado, 12:10 p.m., Prime:
The other day in Kansas City, Rockies center fielder Dexter Fowler had to scale the wall to get his glove back. He lost it after slamming into the wall while chasing down a long drive by Kansas City's Jose Guillen in the seventh inning last Sunday. The umpires were ready to start the game again after Guillen's triple, but Fowler had to wave them down with his bare hand to get their attention. With no one else to get his glove, Fowler hopped the wall and disappeared. After a few seconds, his glove popped over the wall onto the field. Then a ball sailed into the stands. Finally, Fowler appeared, drawing cheers from the fans and prompting a slight grin.
MLB: Angels vs. Seattle, Angel Stadium, 12:30 p.m., Channel 13:
Milton Bradley sounds like he's finally getting the help he needs with the Mariners. He told ESPN last week, after spending two weeks on the restricted list, that he's seeing a counselor in town who has an athletic background and "dealt with anger himself. ... I know when I start thinking about not living anymore based on the fact that I'm not playing baseball well, that's when I know I need to take a step back."
WNBA: Sparks vs. Atlanta, Staples Center, 5 p.m.:
As long as the Lakers aren't using the facility ...

Reggie Miller, left, listens to Ernie Johnson and Kenny Smith during Wednesday's Game 2 Western Conference Finals preview show for TNT at Staples Center.
From today's media column (linked here), more from Reggie Miller and his new(ish) career as a TV talking head, on the set during TNT's Western Conference Finals coverage from Staples Center and wherever they play in Phoenix:
== On the reception he's received on his recent documentary, "Winning Time: Reggie Miller vs. the New York Knicks," done as part of ESPN's "30 For 30" project, and produced by Miller's Boom Baby Productions company: "Everyone loved it. It was a good history lesson. When we first showed it in Utah at Sundance, standing ovation. Then a big premiere -- 8,000 in Indiana (in February), so that was a hometown crowd. The scariest thing to me was having to go to New York and show it to New Yorkers because, you know, they're gonna tell you the truth. Standing ovation there. All three markets loved it, so I knew it was a hit."
== On not being included in the new movie, "Just Wright," where Marv Albert, Kenny Smith and Mike Fratello play themselves as NBA broadcasters: "I'm too big for 'Just Wright' (laughing. It was a scheduling conflict. They did want me there, but I mean, it still worked out. Sure it was (believeable). Kenny does some game analysis sometimes. It's all right."
== On whether he'd have any thoughts of wanting to be a Lakers' broadcaster: "Obviously, they were my team growing up. And Chick Hearn, with the eggs in the cooler, all that. I was a huge Lakers, and Magic (Johnson) and Jamal Wilkes fan. But I like talking about the whole league instead of just one team. You sometimes gotta be a homer when you do one team. I never want to be expected to pat someone on the back."
Is that how he perceives someone like Lakers' radio analyst Mychal Thompson?
"He won championships. I can understand where he's coming from. He has the right to be a homer here."
More to note:
== A stat that you might not otherwise know unless it was sponsored by a men's undergarment company that pledges comfort: TNT's Craig Sager took a tape measure to Lakers coach Phil Jackson's seat on the team bench. It sits 26 inches off the floor, for starters. With nine inches of padding on the seat. "No wonder Phil looks so calm and comfortable during games," said Sager, perhaps feeling some sort of revenge for all the times Jackson has questioned his wardrobe during those mantatory TV interviews between the third and fourth quarters of every game at Staples Center.
== Showtime ramps up for its coverage of the fourth meeting between Israel Vazquez and Rafael Marquez from Staples Center (Saturday, delayed at 9 p.m.) with a replay of their previous three matches at 4 p.m. Gus Johnson and Al Bernstein call it with Antonio Tarver as the analyst and Jim Gray as aspiring reporter.
Bernstein, in his 30th year doing TV fights, started writing for Boxing Illustrated in 1978, joined ESPN's "Top Rank Boxing" series two years later, and was on his first major PPV fight -- Marvin Hagler vs. Roberto Duran -- in 1983. He did NBC's Olympic boxing in '92 and '96 and joined Showtime in 2003.
Showtime has this list of "by the numbers" to consider:
2,703: Fights Announced on television
54: Ringside announcing partners
17: Years as analyst or host on the Top Rank Boxing Series on ESPN
8: Tuxedos owned
66: Broadcasts as analyst on the Showtime Championship Boxing series
32: Assignments covering Major League Baseball for Sportscenter
67: Championship pay per view telecasts
532: Times asked "Is Bonnie Bernstein related to you?"
3: Mixed martial arts shows hosted on Showtime
2: Musical albums/CD's released
1: Saw a fighter who forgot to put his trunks on under his robe before entering the ring:
== Tennis Channel and ESPN2 start coverage of the French Open tennis tournament on Sunday, leading up to the early June finals. ESPN2 (Sunday, 9 a.m.) has Cliff Drysdale, Darren Cahill, Mary Carillo, Mary Joe Fernandez, Brad Gilbert, Patrick McEnroe and Pam Shriver, with Chris Fowler as host and calling matches for the first week before leaving for South Africa and ESPN's coverage of the World Cup). ESPN3.com actually begins its coveage Sunday at 2 a.m.
Tennis Channel has about seven hours a day of live match play from 2 a.m. to 9 a.m. through the mens' and womens' quarterfinals. It uses John McEnroe, Martina Navratilova and Lindsay Davenport with Ted Robinson, Ian Eagle and Leif Shiras on the calls, plus Katrina Adams, Justin Gimelstob, Barry MacKay and Corina Morariu and appearances by Bud Collins and tennis journalist Jon Wertheim.
== Do we need a 90-minute show to announce which city will get the 2014 Super Bowl. Because the NFL Network can, and New York wants it, that'll be the case, with the winner (either NY/New Jersey, South Florida or Tampa Bay winning) getting to stick its tongue out at the loser (why isn't Chicago involved in this?) The show airs Tuesday at noon from the league meetings in Dallas. Rich Eisen, Michael Irvin, Moose Johnston, Jason La Canfora, Steve Wyche and Kara Henderson will give viewers "an inside look into the process of determining the Super Bowl host site," the network promises. We presume that doesn't mean a cellphone camera with Jerry Jones at a Cowboys bar explaining all the innerworkings from the inside.
== NFL Network also has Kurt Warner as an analyst on its coverage tonight of the Arena Football League's Iowa-Arizona contest (5 p.m.). The three-time NFL Super Bowl quarterback will be inducted into the Iowa Barnstormers Hall of Fame as its first member during the broadcast.
== Golf Channel's "The Haney Project" with Ray Romano resumes Monday (6 p.m.), after the comedian (Romano, not Hank Haney) had to take some time off to be with his father, who passed away in March. The last episode aired in April.
AND FINALLY:
== The first gig that Craig Kilborn got after he spanked his career as an ESPN "SportsCenter" anchor was to take this new Comedy Central series called "The Daily Show" and see what he could do with it.
Jon Stewart thanks you for giving up.
Fox is ready to test a new half-hour show with Craigermeister called "The Kilborn File," starting June 28 with a run on the Fox-owned stations in L.A. (KTTV-Channel 11), as well as those in New York, Philadelphia, Boston, Phoenix, Austin and Detroit, according to Broadcast & Cable Magazine and website (linked here).
Kilborn hasn't had a show in six years, since he left a late-night CBS spot now filled by some guy with an Irish accent.
"The last few years of triathlons and charity work have been fulfilling, but fulfillment is overrated. Let's get it on," said Kilborn, at ESPN from '93-'96 and also had a role in a movie playing a creepy dude in "Old School," following that up with "The Shaggy Dog," "The Benchwarmers," "Cursed," "Full of It" and "The Great Duseldorfer."
And, it's not good when your Google search instantly pops up words behind your name like "fired" or "drunk."
You drink in a Dodgers game on the radio -- beyond the three inning simulcast -- and you're left to wonder: If only that was me on that call.
Then I wouldn't have to hear (fill in the blank stare created by a fly ball to the shortstop that sounded a few seconds earlier as if it was going halfway up the pavilion).
Time to announce your intentions to fix that.
The Dodgers have offered this up to anyone who wants to call an inning of a Dodger game -- as long as you meet the proper requirement (linked here).
And by "broadcast a game," it means ... we're not sure who's gonna hear it. Most likely, an Internet audience.
Should you be a gentleman older than 18 with no priors: (click here)
If you're a woman willing to admit to being older than 18 with no inhibitions: (click here)
If you, as Steve Lyons would say, happen to habla Spanish and are older than uno-ocho: (click here).
Or if you're just a kid 8 to 14 who needs a ride to the park with a parent, guardian or of-age older friend of your brother who you're mom doesn't really approve of but can at least drive without a suspended learner's permit: (click here):
If you're a teenager between that awkward age of 15 and 17, you'ld have better luck trying to buy O'Douls.
The signups began May 12 and end Sunday, August 22.
No purchase necessary. No cheering allowed.
The contest rules also specifically state: "Sponsor reserves the right to terminate" a semifinalists entry that, "in Sponsor's discretion, is lewd, immoral, tasteless, lascivious, grotesque, or otherwise tends to undermine the character, reputation, or goodwill of Sponsor or its standing in the community."
No McCourt mentions, obviously.
The winner who emerges from several stages of judging will do an inning of a yet-to-be-determined game, plus four field-level seats, a preferred parking pass, and a guest appearance on "Dodger Talk" with Josh Suchon and Ken Levine after his/her call. Your ability to express an opinion without the aid of Coors Lite will already put you into the top 5 percent of "Dodger Talk" callers.
(And if truth be told, Suchon and Levine, who have play-by-play experience, might as well fill out the form on this contest, win it outright, and then have a demo tape ready to go next time there's an opening).
This could also fall through, according to the rules, "due to weather, an act of God, an act of terrorism, civil disturbance or any other reason."
The phrase "any other reason" couldn't have just been used without the other stuff?

Anyone approaching the address of 6259 Hollywood Blvd. on Wednesday afternoon could have seen this: A couple of guys with cement trowels, garbage bags and what looked like material that you use to make Christmas cookies, putting Chris Berman's Walk of Fame star into shape -- without the assistance of NutriSystem.
"Can I take a picture of this?" I asked one of them as he stood off to the side waiting for some quick-dry concrete to set.
"I don't care," he answered, taking another drag on his cigarette.
So, just steps from the iconic corner of Hollywood and Vine -- right out in front of Dillion's Irish Pub and Grill, around the corner from the famous Capitol Records building, just West of the Pantages Theatre ...
And just across the stained street, a little east, of the hallowed grounds of Hollywood Cabaret ("Girls ... Girls ... Girls"), the moronic ironic ESPN anchor will be anchored in fame during a ceremony scheduled for Monday morning.
There is no Appleby's around, however.
You don't often get to see what's behind the curtain in how these stars are created. I can now see, with these two guys, how Julia Louis-Dreyfus got her name misspelled a couple of weeks ago, forcing (probably these same two artisians) to dig it up and start over after her ceremony moved forward.
You'd think that, in this stage of the creation, someone with a wicked sense of timing could have easily changed the lettering. Maybe add a "T" to the end of "Chris."
Sub it out for "Shecky." Or "Ethel." Or "Olbermann."
If only we had more letters. Numbers. Or exclamation points.
Where's Vanna White when you need her?

Point of reference: The closest leather shop to this star (linked here).
And this is why Berman will never have his paw prints put into the Grauman's Theatre concrete. Too many hand gestures.
The Upper Deck trading card company has its 2010 Soccer Set, and even if David Beckham never plays again for the Galaxy, he'll be imortalized in this cardboard collection -- with a swatch of his jersey.
The Carlsbad-based company wanted to get this 200-card set out in time for the World Cup -- it'll also have set of cards for that event as well.
There's 175 "standard" cards with a few subsets -- draft rookies and Women's Pro Soccer All-Stars. The Galaxy's Landon Donovan is included in special autograph cards.
So are Heather Mitts (Philadelphia Independence), Hope Solo (St. Luis Athletica), Abby Wambach (Washington Freedom) and Karina LeBlanc (L.A. Sol) in the special WPS inserts.
Considering your L.A. Sol disbanded a couple of months ago, perhaps they've already jumped in value.
There's even one card with both Donovan and Beckham -- part of the "MLS Teammates Dual Materials" cards. Never thought you'd see that, eh?
And (someday), a callup by the Dodgers, that only Vin Scully could sell:
The Dodgers' flagship station, KABC-AM (790), has started airing ads created by the Los Angeles County Federation of Labor, AFL-CIO, that calls out the state of Arizona for its new immigration law and contrasts its preceived prejudice and racial profiling with the achievements of Jackie Robinson breaking baseball's color barrier in 1947.
"L.A. unions stand united against Arizona's immigration law that targets brown people as suspects," says Maria Elena Durazo, the organization's executive secretary and treasurer. "What Arizona poses as a solution is no more than ethnic and immigrant scapegoating. It is not what the United States is based on, and it is wrong.
"Our Dodgers' ad expresses the L.A. labor's united opposition as part of a rising tide against Arizona's unfair and mean-spirited immigration law. We call on our federal government to step up to the plate and enact comprehensive immigration reform that deals with the real issues of jobs and families, and fixes our current broken system that drives down wages and working conditions for all workers in our country. This is a federal issue and we must have federal reform."
The ad can be heard at this link.
It could have been in July, when the ESPY Awards were in town, and he should have shown as the brightest star.
It could have been in August, when the X Games were in town, and he could have shown us all how something this extreme can actually happen.
Instead, the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce has picked Monday, May 24, as the date to honor ESPN's Chris Berman with the 2,409th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Be there for the 11:30 a.m. ceremony at 6259 Hollywood Boulevard in front of Dillon's or be square.
"A star on Hollywood Boulevard is an iconic honor that has literally blown me away," said Berman. "It speaks to 30 years of hard work for thousands of ESPN employees, and I am proud to represent each and every one of them. I can assure you that this will be the only time that my name will be in a sentence with the likes of Clark Gable and John Wayne."
First, nothing could literally blow Berman away, unless it was of hurricane proportions.
Second, it speaks more to the fact that ESPN put up the $15,000 entry fee.
Third, we can assure you this won't be the first time his name is mentioned in the same sentence with Jim Gray -- another person who has somehow got a star-shaped design with his name on the walk.
Although Gray has not been in 11 movies -- The Longest Yard, Little Big League, Necessary Roughness, Eddie, The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon, Big Daddy, Second String, Even Steven, Kingpin, The Program and Celtic Pride - which Berman has been.
The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, however, has yet to publicize this event. On its website (linked here), it is still promoting the botched star of Julia Louis-Dreyfus (it was misspelled) and hasn't mentioned that the next ceremony is Jerry Bruckheimer.
From the Los Angeles Lightning website:
Tyus Edney showed that Lightning can strike twice.
With the score tied and 6.4 seconds left in Sunday night's International Basketball League game in Santa Barbara, the former UCLA star drove the length-of-the-court and hit a 5-foot floater to lift the Los Angeles Lightning to a dramatic 119-117 win over the Oregon Waves.
"With time running out, you have to get it down there," said Edney, who's famously known for a similar coast-to-coast drive and layup that lifted UCLA over Missouri 75-74 in the second round of the 1995 NCAA Tournament. The Bruins went on to win their 11th title.
"It was a little floater," Edney said. "I had to put it up high to get it over the big man. This is a good win. They came to play today."
Trayvon Lathan (who had 23 points and 15 rebounds) scored on a driving layup to put the Lightning up 117-115 with 11 seconds left. Oregon's Anthony Davis was fouled on a 3-pointer and he hit the first two foul shots, making him 9-9 in the fourth quarter, and tying the game.
Following an L.A. timeout, Davis missed his third free throw, Lathan grabbed the rebound and got it to Edney for his dramatic game-winner.
"That play never gets old," said Lightning coach Ron Quarterman on Edney's shot. "We didn't want to call timeout. We were just going to go with it."
The defending IBL champion Lightning (4-0) trailed by 12 at halftime (64-52) of the IBL Finals rematch. L.A. got back in the game with a 30-19 third-quarter surge. They trailed by as many as 10 in the final period before storming back to take a 109-106 lead on a 3-pointer by Fred Vinson from the right corner.
Vinson scored 27 points for the second straight day and set a Lightning record by hitting 9-of-15 from 3-point land. He's shooting 59.3 percent (16-27) from downtown in his last two games.
Edney, who played four years in the NBA, had 19 points and 11 assists.
Davis led all scorers with 39 points and 11 rebounds for the Waves (0-2).
"Whenever you beat a team like that the first night (the Lightning won 136-110 on Saturday), it's always going to be hard the next night," said Quarterman.
Bryon Russell had 14 points and grabbed nine of his 10 rebounds in the second half. Juaquin Hawkins contributed 11 points while Travis Pinick had 10 for L.A., which outshot the visitors in the second half 44.7 to 27.7 percent.
The Lightning continue a 13-game homestand Friday and Saturday at Cal Lutheran against the Phoenix Red Rock Raptors. Tip time is 7:15 p.m. both nights.
Highlights of the week ahead in sports, both here and afar:
MONDAY
NBA playoffs: Western Conference Finals, Game 1: Lakers vs. Phoenix, Staples Center, 6 p.m., TNT:
Excuse me, Mr. Buss, but we'd like to introduce you to the Lakers' Western Conference finals opponent, the Phoenix Suns. They'll be here in a moment and .... Uh, Jerry, my power fowards are up here. Stop checking out my point guards.
Meanwhile, because the networks have taken over coverage, Lakers' TV play by play man Joel Meyers has been reduced to recruited to answering fans' questions on the Fox website. Here's one from Ben H. of Valencia: What's your prediction on Lakers-Suns series? Says Joel: "Even though the Lakers took three out of four from the Suns during the regular season, I feel this is going to be a long series. Both teams are capable of winning on the other's home floor, as we saw from the Lakers at the end of March in Phoenix. The Suns are also coming into the conference finals with as much confidence as any team ..." He used 64 more words in that answer, but we had to cut him off since we missed two plays while he was talking, and Stu Lantz ran off to the restroom for a smoke.
MLB: Angels at Texas, 5 p.m., FSW:
This two-game pit stop in Arlington, Tex., introduces the Angels to an old friend, Vlad Guerrero, among the AL's top 10 in average, HRs and RBI. And here's a newbie: The Rangers send out Derek Holland, who struck out seven A's over six shutout innings in his first start since Triple-A and, according to this latest MLB.com video, likes to be called "The Dutch Oven" (linked here) -- get it, his name is Holland! -- instead of "Wonderboy." The stupid girl in this video didn't get it, did she? An Urban Dictionary definition of Dutch Oven (linked here) just for her.
MLB: Dodgers vs. Houston, Dodger Stadium, 7 p.m., Prime:
If John Ely is the only good thing to come out of trading Juan Pierre to the White Sox, than so be it. The Dodgers may have stumbled onto something with him, having allowed him enough time to get his first major-league win last week at Arizona, holding the Dbacks to just six singles. Now if they can just keep Charlie Haegar on the DL.
TUESDAY
MLB: Dodgers vs. Houston, Dodger Stadium, 7 p.m., Channel 9:
On Andre Ethier bobblehead night, we can almost guarantee a walk-off grand slam. By Manny Ramirez. Or Jamey Carroll. By this time, Ethier and his broken pinkie may be on the DL.
MLB: Angels at Texas, 5 p.m., FSW:
The Rangers' starter tonight, C.J. Wilson, the former Loyola Marymount guy out of Newport Beach, already has two complete games, is near the AL ERA lead (1.48) and is the first pitcher in Texas history to begin the season with seven straight quality starts. This, five years after Tommy John surgery and then becoming the team's top reliever. "He had eight pitches last year, but he could only use a couple out of the bullpen," manager Ron Washington said. "Now he gets a chance to use his pitches more. As a closer, it was more aggressiveness. Now he can show everything. ... As a starter, he can really really use his brains now." Wilson matches up against the Angels' Jered Weaver, still leading the AL in strike outs.
NBA: Eastern Conference Finals, Game 1: Boston at Orlando, 5:30 p.m., ESPN:
A half-hour before tipoff, the league will hold the lottery for its June 24 draft, so those sitting around at Donald Sterling's annual party will see if the Clippers have a shot at John Wall, Evan Turner, Gordon Hayward or another guy from Kentucky. At which point does Blake Griffin get thrown back into the hat? The Cleveland Cavaliers will likely be lobbying for a lottery shot considering they'll be in a huge rebuilding phase of their franchise coming up.
NHL playoffs: Eastern Conference finals, Game 2: Montreal at Philadelphia, 4 p.m., Versus:
Here's the league that does it right, reseeding the teams after each round. Congrats for fixing it so that a No. 7 can meet a No. 8 in the conference finals, and have a home-ice advantage. Games 3 and 4 are Thursday and Saturday in Montreal.
NHL playoffs: Western Conference finals, Game 2: Chicago at San Jose, 7 p.m., Versus:
Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen offered his support for the Blackhawks: "We all suck, all sports in Chicago are very bad... we need something good and positive for the city ... We need the Blackhawks to eat some Sharks." Games 3 and 4 are Friday and Sunday in Chicago.
WEDNESDAY
NBA playoffs: Western Conference Finals, Game 2: Lakers vs. Phoenix, Staples Center, 6 p.m., TNT:
The sixth NBA Store has been built in China, this time in Shanghai . . . but none in L.A.? Where are supposed to get our anti-microbial Western Division champion T-shirts for $154.95? The upset here is that the league has only given the two teams one day off between Games 1 and 2. That'll mess with everyone's momentum.
MLB: Dodgers vs. San Diego, Dodger Stadium, 7 p.m., Prime:
Yup, it's come down to Russ Ramon Ortiz filling another starting spot. Against a guy who the Dodgers may wish they'd never let go, Jon Garland. They hooked up last Friday in SD, but weren't around for the end. Maybe Ned Colletti didn't hear: Astros pitcher Roy Oswalt (making $15 mil this season and $16 mil next) said he's be willing to waive his no-trade clause if the team wanted to deal him. Or then, the Dodgers' sweep in San Diego last weekend will erase the perceived need for more pitching.
MLB: Angels at Chicago White Sox, 5 p.m., FSW:
More from Ozzie Guillen, the walking nuclear quote. "I'm a good manager," the White Sox skipper said recently. "Some people like to believe it or not, but if you come here every day, I know what I'm doing. Sometimes the players perform, sometimes they don't, but I know what I'm doing. I'm a good manager. I know that. There's a lot of (lousy) managers out there, worse than me, and they keep having job after job." He can't look bad if he keeps sending Mark Buehrle (2-4, 4.69 ERA).
THURSDAY
MLB: Angels at Chicago White Sox, 5 p.m., FSW:
And here's Guillen again, on Pierre, a quote from the other day: "This guy has been a good hitter for so many years for a reason. He's a veteran guy. A slow start, it gets to everyone. You panic, you get nervous, but I expect a lot of good things from him. I expect him to do what he's doing right now, and hopefully he continues to do that and help us get to where we want to get. When he gets things going, the ballclub is better.'' Pierre, the White Sox's semi-regular leadoff guy, has pushed his average to .252 by hitting .362 through the first two weeks of May. Meanwhile, Andruw Jones (.260, 9 HRs, 18 RBI) is battling a stiff neck.
MLB: Dodgers vs. San Diego, Dodger Stadium, 7 p.m., Prime:
And, just like last Saturday, it's Kershaw vs. Corriea.
MLS: Galaxy vs. FC Dallas, 5:30 p.m., FSW (delayed, 9 p.m.):
The World Cup is a couple of weeks away. Be patient.
FRIDAY
MLB: Dodgers vs. Detroit, Dodger Stadium, 7 p.m., Channel 9:
The Dodgers and this interleague stuff: Not so fun. A 29-52 record since '04. And the Tigers' Miguel Cabrera and Austin Jackson are in the top five of AL hitters. Dontrelle Willis is kickin' it again for the Tigers in the opener of three. Justin Verlander probably misses out.
MLB: Angels at St. Louis, 5 p.m., FSW:
Former Cardinals' 15-game winner Joel Pineiro starts the first of three against St. Louis. Brad Penny -- remember him? -- throws for the Cards in this one.
SATURDAY

Boxing: Israel Vazquez vs. Rafael Marquez, Staples Center, 6 p.m. (airs on Showtime delayed at 9 p.m.):
The fourth meeting between the three-time world champion Vazquez and the two-division world champ Marquez is dubbed "Once and Four All." In previous meetings, Vazquez broke his nose and had to stop, Marquez looked worse for wear in a sixth-round TKO loss and, in their last fight, it was a split decision after Vazquez damaged his eye and Marquez appeared defeated.
NBA: Eastern Conference finals, Game 3: Orlando at Boston, 5:30 p.m., ESPN:
Did we mention that the best thing about this series: No Shaq. And no more Cavs fans.
MLB: Dodgers vs. Detroit, Dodger Stadium, 4 p.m., Channel 11:
The strange start time here is because Fox wants to carry the UEFA Champions League final between Bayern Munich and InterMilan at 11:30 a.m., but still do its weekly MLB game. So, in this case, the MLB gets kicked to the curb.
MLB: Angels at St. Louis, 11:15 a.m., FSW:
Has Brian Fuentes figured it out by now?
SUNDAY
Tennis: French Open, first round, 2 a.m., Tennis Channel:
It's live, so stay up late Saturday to capture all the red-clay madness from the start. This thing ends June 6.
NBA playoffs: Western Conference finals, Game 3: Lakers at Phoenix, 5:30 p.m., TNT:
Don't expect to see any L.A. City Councilperson stopping the Lakers at LAX and forcing them not to do their business in Arizona over the next few days.
Cycling: Amgen Tour Stage 8: Thousand Oaks/Westlake Village/Agoura Hills, 12:30 p.m. (coverage live on Versus begins at 3:30 p.m.):
After Stage 6 (Palmdale to Big Bear Lake) and Stage 7 (an individual time trial around L.A. Live near Staples Center), the race finishes in the Conejo Valley, starting and ending in Thousand Oaks. The 80-plus miles and 7,000-feet of climbing begins at The Oaks shopping center, goes east on Thousand Oaks Blvd., revs up on Agoura Road in Westlake Village, heads up to Mulholland, a climb up to Malibu Family Wines, a couple more miles atop the Santa Monica Mountains, then north on Westlake Blvd., a fast ride down the hill, and back to the start of the loop -- more than 20 miles. Now, do three more laps. Lance Armstrong, Levi Leipheimer, George Hincapie and David Zabriskie appear to be among the healthy designated riders in this race, based on the fact they started it off in Stage 1 on Sunday during the Nevada City-to-Sacramento leg.
MLB: Dodgers vs. Detroit, Dodger Stadium, 1 p.m., Prime:
On, yeah, among the other odd-ball interleague matchups this weekend: Florida at Chicago White Sox, Tampa Bay at Houston, Toronto at Arizona and Atlanta at Pittsburgh. Oh, wait, that last one ...
MLB: Angels at St. Louis, 11:15 a.m., FSW:
Albert Pujols is a modest 7-for-24 (.292) lifetime against Angels pitchers currently on their staff, with only one homer - against Jered Weaver, who should be on the hill today.
Miss USA 2010 pageant, Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas, 7 p.m., Channel 4:
Carmelo Anthony (because the Nuggets are out of the playoffs) and Johnny Weir (because he can pull it off with a feather boa) are among the judges in this annual competition. Swimsuits are nice, but it's always discovering the hidden talents of the ladies that has us most interested. We see (above) how well Miss Maine can dribble, Miss New York's skills on the yoga mat and Miss Arkansas' pogo-stick handling -- but who's the dame going crazy in the watermelon eating contest?
I remember my dad taking me to a Dodgers game, had to be in the very early '70s, putting me at about 9 years old. We're sitting in box seats behind home plate, tickets he got from his boss at work. An amazing experience for a kid to see a game.
A foul ball was hit into the stands, and there was a hush over the crowd as ushers came down to tend to the person who might have been injured. Everything seemed OK.
"Did you know that a kid was killed recently by a foul ball?" someone leaned over to tell my dad.
I heard it, but I couldn't believe that was true. It was something that I couldn't get out of my mind.
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Consider that in the course of a typical major-league baseball game, about 40 balls are hit into the stands -- foul balls, mostly. Fans with or without gloves try to catch them. Most bounce off something before landing in the hands of a lucky spectator.
Added up over the weeks, months and years of games, the millions of balls hit into the stands has resulted in only one fatality at big-league contest.
Yet, it was 40 years ago today -- on May 16, 1970, a Saturday night -- in the bottom of the third inning of a Dodgers-Giants game at Dodger Stadium.
Maury Wills led off with a double. Manny Mota followed. He sprayed a foul ball off into the crowd along the first-base line, near the visitor's dugout, off Giants pitcher Gaylord Perry.
Sitting in the second row was Alan Fish, a 14-year-old from L.A.
David Schur was an assistant playground director at the Poinsettia Park Rec Center, near Santa Monica and La Brea, close to West Hollywood and just a couple of blocks from the famed Formosa Cafe. He took seven boys from the neighborhood to the game, including Alan and his 10-year-old brother, Stuart.
Alan, who pitched for the Poinsettia Little Major League team, was a straight-A student at Bancroft Junior High.
But he didn't see the ball that Mota hit foul. Almost no one did. It hit Alan Fish in the left temple on the side of his head.
"The ball came out of nowhere very fast," Schur told the Los Angeles Times.
Alan said he was fine at first. His coach took him to the Dodgers' first-aid station. They gave him two asprins. The group went back to their seats.
Schur drove the boys home -- Alan and Stuart lived on Fountain Avenue in L.A., just a couple blocks south of Sunset Blvd. But Alan's step-father, Frank Scialo, noticed that Alan's condition didn't seem to get any better. Alan got disoriented and started walking in circles. It was worse than what a typical concussion looked like.
Francine Scialo took her son to the emergency room at Citizens Hospital, and then to Children's Hospital that night. He stayed overnight. And another night. And another.
Alan Fish died four days later, on a Wednesday afternoon, of a head injury that was deemed inoperable.
According to the records in the last 150 years, Alan Fish is still the only fan to ever be struck by a ball hit into the stands at a major-league park and die.
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The game that Saturday night went on without much incident (linked here). Mota grounded out moments later after his foul ball. He made the last out, striking out against Frank Reberger to end the Dodgers' 5-4 loss.
The day that Alan Fish died, the Dodgers played a night game in San Diego, a 10-4 loss. The team issued a statement: "The entire Dodger organziation joins in the members of the family of Alan Fish in their sorrow. Our thoughts and prayers are with them."
Mota didn't seem to really recovered from it. His batting average fell. He sat out a few games, on Walter Alston's orders.
Today, Mota may talk about it, but not very much. He still feels heavy guilt. He tried to visit Alan Fish in the hospital, but he was barred from entering the room.
Fish's parents -- including his father, Marvin Fish -- brought a lawsuit against the team and the doctor. A jury absolved the team of blame three years after the incident.
According to research by Sports Illustrated's S.L. Price last year, for a story and book he did on the 2007 death of Arkansas Travelers third base coach Mike Coolbaugh, who was hit by a foul ball during a minor-league game, 52 spectators are known to have been killed by foul balls since 1887. But only two occured in professional games.
In 1960, Dominic LaSala, 68, died after he was hit by a foul ball at a Triple-A game in Miami.
Ten years later, it was Alan Fish, at Dodger Stadium.
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In the 2008 book, "Death at the Ballpark: A Comprehensive Study of Game-Related Fatalities, 1862-2007" (McFarland publishing, 264 pages, official website linked here) by Robert Gorman and David Weeks, there's mention of another MLB-game-related death. On September. 30, 1943, 32-year-old Clarence Stagemyer was killed at Griffith Stadium in Washington, D.C., sitting in the stands behind first base when a wild throw by Washington Senators third baseman Serry Robertson hit him during a night game against the Cleveland Indians.
The Mota-Fish story is included in the book. Also there: Mota's own teenage nephew, Adriano Martinez, would be killed on the field 14 years later, while playing shortstop in New York, after he was struck by lightning.
Estimates are that more than 300 people are injured every year after being hit with a foul ball enough to get medical help. This doesn't even take into account the latest peril to a fan -- a sharred maple bat flying into the stands.
Gorman said in a recent email that since the book's publishing, he and Weeks have uncovered about 350 additional game-related fatalities -- mostly players.
"Surprisingly, none if these newly-discovered incidents involved fans dying from foul balls," Gorman said.
Who's responsible?
Read the 145-word warning on the back of each ticket. Fans assume "the danger of being injured by thrown bats, fragments thereof, and thrown or batted balls."
Does that make a death 40 years ago any easier to understand?
Some more on the Lasordapalooza display at the Pomona Public Library that we visited in today's column (linked here), and included a winning art entry by Greg Jezewski of Los Angeles -- Tommy Lasorda kneeling at the gates of heaven being denied entrance and sent to a fiery resolution.

Because God is a Giants' fan.
"And I'm a Giants fan," Jezewski admits.
Jezewski explained that the piece is inspired by Rene Magritte, the Belgian surrealist artist known in the pop culture circles for his juxtaposition of ordinary objects in an unusual context.
The words, "Leci n'est pas une picket" are a spin off of Magritte's "Leci n'est paus une pipe," which means, "This is not a pipe," but it is a picture of a pipe.
Get it?
"This means 'This is not a pitcher,'" says Jezewski. "Or it could mean 'picture.' I like the dual meaning."
There's a triptych piece in oil by Michael Guccione, inspired by Lasorda's famous tirade about Dave Kingman's three-home run afternoon against the Dodgers after he was asked his opinion by radio reporter Paul Olden.
The middle piece depicts Kingman dreaming someday of Lasorda begin embarassed in an All-Star Game - which he was, spun onto his backside by a foul ball.
"The third pannel shows a Paul Olden dream through the eyes of Lasorda on a visit to his protologist," Guccione said.
How languid.
And yes, there were things a little more, ahem, brutal about Lasorda in this exhibit.
Things that seem to take things a bit too personal down the road of parenthood and making judgements that do not necessarily seem fair. I'll defend their right to free speech, but that comes with some caviats.

And this piece by Mary Cannon, "Tommy: The Sacred and Profane," with a tray of Catholic communion waifers that contain snippets of the words used to tell the stories of Lasorda raised money by losing weight on Slim-Fast to help Sisters of Mercy in Philadephia, and how he went off on a foul-language rant once against Kingman.
There could be some who claim this is sacreligious.
But that, again, is art's purpose. To get one to think, react, feel it.
Tommy Lasorda, on any level, emits feelings. That's what this display, and this day in the library, painfully showed.
== More upcoming events by the Baseball Reliquary:
= June 2-30 at the South Pasadena Public Library (1100 Oxley St., South Pasadena, 626.791.7647) is "Son of Cardboard Fetish," a continuing celebration of baseball cards. Josh Wilker, who just wrote "Cardboard Gods: An All-American Tale Told through Baseball Cards," will be appearing Thursday, June 10 for a book signing at the South Pasadena Public Library community Room (1115 El Centro Street, So Pasadena).
= Sunday, July 18, 2 p.m.: The Shrine of the Eternals 2010 induction, for Pete Rose, Roger Angell and Casey Stengel at the Pasadena Central Library (285 E. Walnut Street, Pasadena.
= July 6-30: The Shrine of the Ternals: 33 & Counting exhibit at the Pasadena Central Library.
= Saturday, Sept. 18: A panel discussion on the 40th anniversary of the issue of Jim Bouton's book, "Ball Four," with Bouton present. Info to come.
Simi Valley native Angela Ruggiero, who has played for the women's U.S. hockey team in all four Olympics that the sport has been offered, says she's not closed any doors to playing in the next Winter Games in 2014, but it will take some work.
Ruggiero, in a Q-and-A with the Detroit Free Press (linked here), also says she played in the recent Winter Games, where the U.S. team finished with a silver medal after losing in the final to Canada, with a torn labrum and had surgery last month.
"I've actually had it for 10 years," she said. "I've never had the opportunity to take three months off, and it's a six-month full recovery. It affected me a little bit, but not enough to keep me from playing or competing. I'm doing rehab right now."
Ruggiero returned to Michigan this week for the first time since the Winter Olympics to speak to the student body at Anchor Bay High in Fair Haven, where her sister, Pam, teaches biology.
The story says that Ruggiero, who moved from Simi Valley to Michigan as a teenager,
recently took up residence in Marina Del Rey.
"I have extended family there. I wanted to take advantage of the warmth, and I trained there last summer. There's a ton of job opportunities out there, as well, in sports marketing, sports broadcasting and just the sports-business side."
By Bob Baum
The Associated Press
Not long ago, Steve Kerr would spend sleepless nights recalling how great that NBA analyst job was at TNT.
Phoenix Suns fans vilified him as a general manager without a clue, a man who had ruined the franchise.
"There were many nights where I thought, 'Man, I should have just sat there with a microphone in my hand,'" he said. "'It was a much better life.'"
Not that Kerr blamed the fans.
"I deserved the criticism," he said. "You kind of have to know what you're getting into in this business, and I didn't do a very good job last year."
Fast-forward to Kerr watching the Suns practice in preparation for the Western Conference finals against the reigning NBA champion Lakers.
"This is exactly what I envisioned," he said. "We just took a strange route to get here."
Kerr had no front office experience when Suns owner Robert Sarver named him general manager in June 2007. He had spent the previous four years as color commentator for NBA games on TNT.
But he did have 15 years in the NBA, five with championship teams, after a standout career at the University of Arizona.
The defending champion Los Angeles Lightning open their home schedule at Cal Lutheran's Gilbert Arena on Saturday at 7:15 p.m. against the Oregon Waves in a rematch of last season's International Basketball League finals.
Sunday, the teams go to Santa Barbara City College for a live 3 p.m. TV game on KKFX/Fox 11.
"This is a great opportunity to showcase our talent and expand our product," said Lightning owner Mark Harwell. "It's a rare treat for fans to get a chance to meet NBA and international players."
The Lightning games can also be heard on KKZZ-AM (1400) with Eric Evelhoch and Rob Lemons. It's also streaming on the team's web site, www.lalightning.net.
The Lighting, 18-5 a year ago, are off to a 2-0 start after winning twice over the Nevada Pride in Las Vegas. Phil Givens scored 25 points in a 143-97 season-opening rout, while the Lightning got help from Trayvon Lathan (32 points, 6 rebounds, 6 assists) and 6-foot-11 center Chris Ayer (29 points, 8 rebounds) to win 140-125 the next night.
A posting on CraigsList.com (linked here):
Im selling a beautifully Framed & Matted piece of Basaeball History! This is an opportunity to own & have signed personally by Lenny Dykstra himself. This glass framed picture has multiple pictures of lenny throughout his career. He is a 3 time All Star and a member of the 1986 World Champion Met's team .If you purchase this item you will also receive a personal phone call from him. This is a once of a lifetime deal for one lucky soul!
You want Lenny calling you, to verify the authenticity? Would that count against his one call from white-collar prison for the day?
Gary Canter went to a game at Dodger Stadium on a recent Friday night and ran into a small problem.
"I wanted a pastrami sandwich, but I couldn't get one," he said.
That's a mouthful, since Gary owns Canter's Deli.
They have a concession stand on the field level near third base -- a beautiful new facility added in 2008.
But come to find out, Levy Restaurants, which runs all the food-stuff at the stadium, has decided not to open that stand when attendance is down on that area of the park.
On the night Gary attended, he said the announced crowd was about 40,000, but he could tell that was a bit of an exaggeration. That tends to happen around Chavez Ravine.
What he's not exaggerating about his frustration in a) finding one of his sandwiches and b) trying to get someone to develop a backup plan.
"There was an article in the New York Times recently that said, if you go to a Dodger game, have the Canter's Fairfax sandwich (pastrami and corned beef), but not the Dodger Dog," Gary said. "We've been trimming them beautifully. They're coming out great. But where do you find them when they close the thing up?"
It's not as if Gary can't complain to those in charge. Dodgers CEO Dennis Manion called him the other day to bring lunch to his office. Gary says Dodgers GM Ned Colletti "is one of my best buddies." Dodgers manager Joe Torre was at his iconic restaurant on Fairfax on Thursday night after a trip to the Hollywood Bowl.
"I see the seats empty in front (of the Canter's stand at the stadium) so there's not that much business," Gary admits. "I know they raised the prices (on seats in that area). But we can do something about it. I can grill pastrami on any of the grills around there, put them in a long hot-dog bun, give 'em to some hot gals and sell 'em thoughout the stadium?"
As long as they're hot. The sandwiches, more than the sales women.
"Why can't we give the fans good food?" Gary asks.
We put in a call to Levy's. We're waiting to hear. Like waiting in line at one of their stands.
(Swear to whomever, I went to a game on Mother's Day and got in line to get mom a dog at about 12:45 p.m. The stand was about 20 feet behind my seat. I didn't get back to my seat until well after the first pitch, at 1:10 p.m. I gave the lady behind the counter -- she was so small and slow, she couldn't reach into the container to get any of the dogs out -- a $100 bill in hoping I could break it for change. She handed me a $50 bill as change.)
A Canter's corned beef or pastrami sandwich goes for $11 at the stadium. The Canter's Fairfax special -- corned beef and pastrami -- is $11.50. The Hebrew National dog is $6.25, less than a buck more than the grilled Dodger Dog, but probably much more digestable.
If you go to Canter's at Treasure Island in Las Vegas, you can get the Gary Canter's Special: Pastrami, corned beef, turkey, ham and swiss, with cole slaw or potato salad: $15.95.
If you go to Dodger Stadium, you risk getting a confused look from the usually gregarious Gary Canter.
"I don't know what the problem is," Gary said. "I understand Levy is doing their job, but what they don't understand is that they are depriving Dodger fans from enjoying a great pastrami or corned beef sandwich."
And Gary, it's OK to talk with your mouth full.
The former Thousand Oaks High star, now 34 years old and after giving birth to three kids -- oh, and that steroid issue -- talks to the former USC star, working for NBA TV and TNT, about this comeback as a WNBA player:
Not once in 7 minutes, 22 seconds does the word "steroid" come up.
Prior to tipping off coverage of the WNBA's 14th season, NBA TV has a WNBA Preview Show today at 6 p.m. hosted by current Charlotte Bobcats sideline reporter Stephanie Ready and former WNBA head coach and NBA great Rick Mahorn. The show will include a longer-form interview between Jones and Miller.
Also, starting with the Sparks-Mercury telecast on ESPN2 (Saturday, 11 a.m.), this is the first time all 204 WNBA games are accessable through either NBA TV, ESPN2, ESPN3.com and WNBA.com.

"You can't have a re-vote every time something doesn't go the way you want it to," protested Tom Curran of Comcast Sportsnet, on the website ProFootballTalk.com, when the subject of this second tabulation for the NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year, which we discussed in more depth in today's media column (linked here)
"The AP didn't have to make a mockery of its awards process by giving everyone a mulligan."
But this was no mockery. Actually, it seems to mock those who still don't get it. Like Cullen.
So we move forward, taking another look at the mistakes we've made in the past, wondering if it's too late to fix them:

== In addition to information about the USC Annenberg School of Communication and Journalism offering a sports media minor this fall, led by Dan Durbin, a professor who specializes in sports media and pop culture, here's a story about it in the Daily Trojan (linked here) and a USC link to more information (linked here).
"First, it is largely a response to student interest in the subject, from many different sources," Dean Ernest J. Wilson III said. "Also, because we are linking sports, media and social change, we will be able to look at how sports affects society, and society affects sports. We will do so in a rigorous and scholarly way. We think this will interest students in many fields."
== Jay Posner of the San Diego Union Trib has Scully on Enberg, and Enberg on Scully, as the two meet in San Diego this weekend for a Dodgers-Padres series (linked here)
== For those Seattle Mariners who are freezing out Tacoma News Tribune reporter Larry LaRue, grow up (linked here).
== NBC takes Game 1 of the NHL's Western Conference finals (Sunday, noon, Channel 4) when San Jose hosts Chicago. Doc Emrick, Eddie Olczyk and Pierre McGuire call it. Not surprisingly, this is San Jose's first appearance on NBC this season. Chicago has been on four previous times.
== Congrats to Cleveland Cavs play-by-play man Joe Tait and Boston Globe writer Jackie MacMullan for their selection to received the 2010 Curt Gowdy Media Award from the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame during enshrinement ceremones Aug. 12-13 in Springfield, Mass. MacMullan, who also wastes her time on ESPN's "Around the Horn," is the first female reporter to receive the honor.
== Fox Soccer Channel has The FA Cup Final from London's Wembley Stadium on Saturday as Chelsea squares off against Portsmouth, starting at 6 a.m. with the one-hour pregame.
== Fox sends Houston-San Francisco (Roy Oswalt vs. Tim Lincecum) to the L.A. market (25 percent of the country) with Chris Rose and Eric Karros on Saturday (Channel 11, 1 p.m.), while the rest get Philadelphia-Milwaukee (57 percent, with Tom McCarthy and Mark Grace) and Seattle-Tampa Bay (17 percent, with Kenny Albert and Tim McCarver).
== MLB Network will have Matt Vasgersian, Harold Reynolds and Barry Larkin call the St. Louis-Cincinnati game on Saturday at 4 p.m. as part of the 2010 Civil Rights Game weekend.
== Terry Gannon and Carolyn Peck call Saturday's Sparks-Phoenix Mercury WNBA opener (11 a.m., ESPN2), the first of 18 regular-season broadcasts on the network. Playoffs starting in late August will be on ABC and ESPN2. Pam Ward and Dave Pasch will also do play-by-play along with Peck and Rebecca Lobo. The Sparks will make as many appearances -- six -- as the defending-champion Mercury. The schedule also includes Phoenix playing at Tulsa on May 25 and the Sparks at Tulsa on July 13 -- Tulsa is coached by Nolan Richardson and the roster includes former Thousand Oaks High star Marion Jones.
== If Phil Mickelson using the media to help him promote with a new burger franchise in Orange County? (linked here)
== Michael Phelps' participation in the Charlotte UltraSwim Grand Prix this weekend has full coverage on Universal Sports, starting today at 3 p.m. Ted Robinson and Rowdy Gaines report.
== Is it possible to cover five golf tournaments in one weekend. Yes, if you're Golf Channel.
The PGA's Texas Open continues noon to 3 p.m. today with Kelly Tilghman, Peter Oosterhuis, Mark Lye, Matt Gogel and Billy Ray Brown (and then moves to CBS for the weekend). The LPGA's Bell Micro Classic in Mobile, Ala., picks up on Friday, tape delayed at 9 p.m. as well as live on Saturday and Sunday from 1-3 p.m. with Tom Abbott and Judy Rankin; at the BMW Charity Pro-Am Nationwide Tour event with celebs and amateurs in South Carolina, live coverage continues today (9:30 a.m.) as well as Saturday and Sunday at 10 a.m. with Jerry Foltz and John Maginnes (plus Jerry Rice is competing as a pro this week -- he shot a miserable 92 in the first round); the Champions Tour Regions Charity Classic in Hoover, Ala., continues on tape delayed today (3:30 p.m.), Saturday (3:30 p.m.) and Sunday (4 p.m.) with Brian Hammons and Curt Byrum; and the Iberola Open Cala Millor Mallorca in Spain continues live today (6:30 a.m.) and Saturday and Sunday (5:30 to 8:30 a.m.).
== NBC's coverage of the Preakness on Saturday starts at 1:30 p.m., with the race expected to go off at about 3:15 p.m. in Baltimore. Tom Hammond and Bob Costas are joined again by Gary Stevens, race caller Tom Durkin, handicappers Mike Battaglia and Bob Neumeier; reporter Kenny Rice and on-track reporter Donna Brothers. Battaglia on whether Super Saver, the Kentucky Derby winner, can pull off the Triple Crown: "I think he can win the Preakness but the Belmont is a whole other cup of tea. If he wins the Preakness then he's got Nick Zito sitting there waiting with Ice Box (for the Belmont). If you look at that race, Ice Box may have been best at the Derby." Adds Neumeier: "I'd be surprised if Super Saver can win the Triple Crown even if he wins the Preakness."
AND FINALLY:
== On ESPN's "Outside The Lines" this weekend (Sunday, 6 a.m., ESPN), former Boston Red Sox, Cincinnati Reds and St. Louis Cardinals outfielder Bernie Carbo admits he tried to pay someone to break the arms of former teammate Keith Hernandez. Hernandez testified Sept. 6, 1985 in Pittsburgh that Carbo had introduced him to cocaine, Carbo reacted by trying to injure Hernandez.
"I knew some people, and I had $2,000, and I asked them to break his arms," Carbo tells ESPN's Mark Schwarz. "He said, 'We'll do it in two or three years if you want it done, but we're not going to do it today, Bernie. If we went and broke his legs today, or broke his arms, you don't think they would understand that you are the one that had it done?'"
Carbo, now 62, tells Schwarz that in one respect, there was no difference between his momentous home run in the 1975 World Series Game 6 and more than 1,000 other games he played in the major leagues: He was high on drugs. He says he's been clean and sober for 16 years and would apologize to Hernandez for introducing him to cocaine.
The Associated Press
JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. -- Barry Bonds bested his home run record. Now Mark McGwire is poised to lose his highway fame to Mark Twain.
Missouri lawmakers gave final approval Thursday to legislation that would rename the "Mark McGwire Highway" in St. Louis for the Missouri author known as Mark Twain. The bill needs only the signature of Gov. Jay Nixon to become law.
Missouri named a stretch of Interstate 70 in St. Louis for McGwire in 1999, one year after the Cardinals slugger hit 70 home runs. Bonds broke McGwire's single-season home run record in 2001.
McGwire currently is the hitting coach for the Cardinals. A movement to strip his name from the highway had been simmering for several years, but it gained momentum after McGwire recently admitted he used steroids as a player.
HB1643 (linked here) also names nine other Missouri highways, including a stretch of U.S. 24 in Independence for former President Harry Truman.
By Eddie Pells
The Associated Press
Softball, that friendly, fun game many Americans grow up playing, suddenly finds itself entangled in a hardball debate about sexual orientation, editorial judgment and the future of the Supreme Court.
It all stems from speculation in the media that Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan is a lesbian.
Sparking the interest was a nearly two-decades-old picture of Kagan playing softball on the front page of Tuesday's Wall Street Journal. That quickly morphed into an online debate about whether the paper used the photo to make a point -- essentially, that if she plays softball, she must be gay.
The newspaper denies the photo was used for any such purpose.
Nevertheless, the president of the International Softball Federation, Don Porter, felt the need to weigh in.
Porter insists softball is for everyone, regardless of race, gender or sexual orientation.
"The media has chosen to try to put a label on athletes who play this sport," he said. "I've heard more about softball that way in one week than I did about our sport, period, in one year during" the campaign to get softball back in the Olympics.
"While it's good to hear our sport mentioned in the major media during the past few days, it has been more in a negative sense than positive. ..."
Those who play and coach the game were equally dismayed.
"We've come so far," said Jessica Mendoza, a two-time Olympian and president of the Women's Sports Foundation from Camarillo, "and to have even one person think that showing a photo would correlate with someone's orientation, I want to yell out and say, 'Where have you been? Look around.'"
Filming for the upcoming Colombia Pictures and Sony Studios flick "Moneyball" finds its way to Pierce College this weekend, with a second tryout for players at the school's baseball field from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Saturday.
Before just waltzing over there pretending to be Barry Zito, a few tips:
The listing that we've been forwarded says they are looking only for "REAL baseball players aged 18-35 to protray PROFESSIONAL baseball players in our film." They're also looking for what's called "special ability" extras, as well as some Screen Actors Guild speaking roles.
But, they add:
"Unless you have MAJOR LEAGUE or COLLEGE baseball experience you will not be considered. If you are currently playing college baseball (or if you plan have plans on attending college) on a baseball scholarship you will NOT be considered due college eligibility issues. We are looking for players for all positions. Come dressed and ready to play baseball (pitch, hit, catch). Bring all necessary equipment needed for you to play your position (including bat)."
Oh, and it's a closed set, according to Pierce College athletic director Bob Lofrano.
The film (linked here), based on the Michael Lewis book about Oakland A's general manager Billy Beane, is on schedule to start rehersals and shooting in July. Brad Pitt is on tap to play Beane, with Jonah Hill playing Paul DePodesta. Steven Soderbergh is directing it.
The Associated Press
Baseball commissioner Bud Selig is ignoring calls to move next year's All-Star Game from Phoenix because of Arizona's new immigration law.
Asked about such demands at a news conference today following an owners meeting, he responded with a defense of baseball's minority hiring record.
"Apparently all the people around and in minority communities think we're doing OK. That's the issue, and that's the answer," he said. "I told the clubs today: 'Be proud of what we've done.' They are. We should. And that's our answer. We control our own fate, and we've done very well."
Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said he wouldn't participate in next year's All-Star Game if it remains in Arizona because of the law, which empowers police to determine a person's immigration status. The Major League Baseball Players Association condemned the law and Rep. Jose Serrano, a New York Democrat whose district includes Yankee Stadium, sent Selig a letter asking him to move the game.
Selig cited sports sociologist Richard Lapchick, whose annual report from the University of Central Florida's Institute for Diversity and Ethics in Sports last month gave baseball an A for race and a B for gender hiring. Selig also referenced a lifetime achievement award he received in March from the Jackie Robinson Foundation.
"We're a social institution. We have done everything we should do -- should do, our responsibility," he said. "Privilege to do it. Don't want any pats on the back, and we'll continue to do it."
Leaders of the Arizona Chamber of Commerce and Industry, the Greater Phoenix Economic Council, the Arizona Hispanic Chamber of Commerce and 10 other groups today a letter in which they ask Selig to not take a position against the state by moving the game.
The letter says a relocation would cost jobs for "innocent citizens, including our Hispanic community," and it says baseball shouldn't become "a pawn in a political debate."
Presente.org, issued a statement Thursday asking Selig to move the game, saying "the commissioner is clearly out of touch with the 'minority communities' he says MLB is so in tune with."
UPDATED WITH COMPLETE SCHEDULE:
While ESPN takes control of the NBA's Eastern Conference playoffs -- including tonight's Game 6 of the Celtics-Cavs series, which has become so noteworthy that local ESPN Radio affiliate, KSPN-AM 710 is airing the game live -- TNT has some time to prep for the Western Conference finals between the Lakers and Suns.
It starts Monday and continues Wednesday at Staples Center, both with 6 p.m. tipoffs, with Marv Albert, Doug Collins and Craig Sager. The Lakers' radio team of Spero Dedes and Mychal Thompson on 710-AM will of course also do the games.
The rest of the schedule:
Game 3: Sunday, May 23 at Phoenix 5:30 p.m.
Game 4: Tuesday, May 25 at Phoenix 6 p.m.
Game 5: Thursday, May 27 at Staples Center, 6 p.m.
Game 6: Saturday, May 29 at Phoenix 5:30 p.m.
Game 7: Monday, May 31 at Staples Center, 6 p.m.
As part of the overall coverage, TNT plans an exclusive sit-down interview by David Aldridge with new New Jersey Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov, which will air during the Game 2 pre-game show on Wednesday.
Also, Albert will sit down with Lakers coach Phil Jackson and look back 40 years to the 1970 New York Knicks championship team that Jackson played on and how it shaped his coaching future. That feature will air during Game 4, likely on Sunday night.
TNT says that for the first time during conference finals coverage, TNT and NBA TV analysts will host live streaming video chats on NBA.com and Yahoo.com, to answer fans' questions live after halftime of select games. The chats will feature Reggie Miller (Game 2), Chris Webber (Game 3), Charles Barkley (Game 4), and Kevin McHale (Game 5, if necessary).
TNT starts Games 1, 2, 4, 5 and 7 with a long-form, hour tipoff show with Ernie Johnson , Kenny Smith, Barkley and Miller, who will be on site for each game. It'll be a half-hour pregame for Games 3 and 6.
The actual Dyersville, Iowa place where "Field of Dreams" was filmed in 1989 and has been a tourist attraction ever since is for sale -- $5.4 million.
The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel reports (linked here) that the site, owned by Don and Becky Lansing, includes the baseball diamond, a two-bedroom, 1½-bath house (with that front porch), six outbuildings, and a parcel of land totaling 193 acres.
The realtor handling the sale is former Brewers pitcher Ken Sanders, who has a license in the state of Wisconsin. Sanders can be contacted at (414) 803-4220 or e-mail at kensanders20@gmail.com
Universal Studios had the diamond built in just four days during the summer of 1988. Since that time, the Field's owners have preserved it for guests at no charge. In an effort to keep it pristine and agrarian-based, they have minimized commercialism and taken on much of the land's care and maintenance themselves.
== The official website for Field of Dreams (linked here)
Here's proof (at this link, via FangsBites.com) that the SI Swimsuit model and wife of Andy Roddick has game.
Here's more proof:

(AP Photo/Fox)
This two-picture sequence provided by FSN Rocky Mountain Sports shows Philadelphia Phillies bullpen coach Mick Billmeyer using binoculars in the bullpen during Monday night's game between the Philadelphia Phillies and the Colorado Rockies.
The Associated Press
Binoculars in the bullpen? Major League Baseball didn't like what it saw, and has told the Philadelphia Phillies to knock it off.
The Phillies insisted Wednesday they weren't trying to steal signs when bullpen coach Mick Billmeyer was caught on camera peering through binoculars from the bullpen bench at Coors Field earlier this week.
Manager Charlie Manuel told The Associated Press that Billmeyer simply was watching Philadelphia catcher Carlos Ruiz set up defensively Monday night.
FSN Rocky Mountain, the flagship broadcaster of the Colorado Rockies, showed Billmeyer using the binoculars to peer in on Colorado catcher Miguel Olivo while the Phillies were at bat in the top of the second inning.
It also showed a quick image of Phillies center fielder Shane Victorino in the dugout on the bullpen phone in the top of the second.
"We were not trying to steal signs," Manuel said. "Would we try to steal somebody's signs? Yeah, if we can. But we don't do that. We're not going to let a guy stand up there in the bullpen with binoculars looking in. We're smarter than that."
Olivo said Billmeyer's actions could tarnish the two-time defending NL champions' image.
"If you're a good team and you win, I think you don't need to do that because they got good hitters, they got good players," Olivo said. "If it helps them, if they don't get caught, then whatever. If they get caught, then they're going to pay for it."
FOXSports.com first reported the reprimand from the league, which reviewed video of the matter Tuesday.
The Rockies noticed Billmeyer using the binoculars from his perch in center field in the top of the first inning Monday night and asked FSN to zoom in on the visitor's bullpen.
Armed with evidence, Rockies manager Jim Tracy brought it to the attention of crew chief Jerry Crawford, who spoke with Manuel between the first and second innings of that game.
"I didn't know about it," Manuel said Wednesday. "I told the umpire, 'No, we don't have anybody out there with binoculars.' I come to find out that we did. He used them to watch Ruiz set up and his catching and things like that. At the same time, we're not supposed to have them out there."

If Olympic athletes can be stripped of medals that were procured illegally -- in most cases, the result of admitting years later to steroid use or, in the case of Chinese gymnasts, after their birth certificates are verified -- why can't an NFL player have a post-season honor taken away?
Because, apparently, those who do the voting don't think it's that big a deal.
The Associated Press' can-o-worms decision to hold a re-vote on its NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year award, after post-voting discovery that the recipient went against league policy and was found with a banned substance in his system, could have made a serious statement. But it didn't.
Instead, Houston Texans linebacker Brian Cushing found out today that it didn't matter what he put in his body. The former USC star was still liked enough by a panel of 50 AP voters. The 18 first-place votes he received five days after he was suspended without pay for four games because he violated the NFL's policy on performance-enhancing drugs last year may have been fewer than the 39 he got the first time, but it was enough.
Enough to make you wonder: What was the point of that exercise?
One voter was not available to cast a ballot, and two voters abstained. So in all, 19 voters switched away from Cushing to another player. Do the math -- that means one actually voted for Cushing after originally picking runner up Jairus Byrd, the Buffalo Bills safety. Byrd, again, finished second, but this time, only five votes out of the lead instead of 33.
Cushing did lose his spot on the AP's All-Pro second team, for which he originally had five votes and now has just one. But is that as big a deal?
Some AP voters explained themselves:
Dan Pompei of the Chicago Tribune: "If Brian Cushing had come out with a plausible excuse as to why he failed a test for prohibited substances, he could have kept his defensive rookie of the year award as far as I was concerned. But his silence was deafening, disturbing and damning." Switched vote.
Charean Williams of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram and president of the Pro Football Writers of America: "If I had known in January when we initially voted that Brian Cushing had tested positive for a banned substance, I might not have voted for him. However, Cushing won the award in January, and I don't feel like we should revise history. I am concerned about the precedent." Didn't switch.
John McClain of the Houston Chronicle: "In good conscience, I couldn't not vote for him after voting for Julius Peppers in 2002 knowing he'd tested positive (and won the same award), and for Kevin Williams on the All-Pro team knowing he'd tested positive (in the StarCaps case). I also believe taking the award from Cushing would have opened up a Pandora's box when it came to players and awards. I think the AP should make it a rule that a player who tests positive is going to be subjected to a revote." Didn't switch.
Peter King of Sports Illustrated: "Two wrongs don't make a right. And just because Peppers' rookie victory in 2002 wasn't overturned ... doesn't mean you continue to make the wrong decision year after year. The precedent this sets, in my opinion, is a good one. I know I have changed my mind over the past couple of years, and won't vote for any player who tests positive for any performance-enhancer." Switched vote.
Hurry up and wait doesn't always work so well for Lakers fans with too much time on their purple-and-gold-stained hands.
The term "idle time," in computer science, is defined as when "a piece of hardware in good operating condition is unused." In this case, a Laker flag.
In industrial engineering, it's the period, "during a regular work cycle when a worker is not active because of waiting for materials or instruction." Here, it's waiting for a TV schedule to catch up to the process.
In basketball, there's no idle worshiping. Maybe Kobe Bryant embraces the moment to heal up injuries. Lamar Odom can reconnect with his Kardashian roots.
But for rooters of the NBA playoffs, controlled tightly by network schedules and profiteering mogels, time will tell if these six days off between the end of the Lakers-Jazz series and the start of the Lakers-Suns series is worth the wait.
Here are some suggestions on how to be productive until Monday's Game 1 of the Western Conference finals:
== Have a rooting interest in the 2010 Miss USA pageant:
Brittany Bell, the 5-foot-8, 22-year-old from Chandler going in as Miss Arizona, is a Phoenix Suns dancer. Westlake Village's Nicole Johnson holds the title of Miss California, succeeding the controversial Carrie Prejean, and admitting she loves gay people and has never starred in a sex tape. Although as recent as two years ago, she dated Michael Phelps.
== Organize an anti-Arizona immigration bill rally for outside Staples Center:

It's been all the rage at Arizona Diamondbacks road games over the last couple of weeks. The Suns, aka Los Suns according to their Cinco de Mayo uniforms, are on board with those who've protested against the nebulous language of the state law that goes into effect in 70-something days. The backlash has already cost the Phoenix area nearly $100 million revenue from canceled conventions and events. And the 2011 MLB All-Star Game is also at risk. Go ahead. Mess with the Arizona economy.
== Gear up -- and start with a new car flag:
Sure, go ahead and visit the Team L.A. Store. Knock yourself out. Amazon.com (linked here) and GotParty.com (linked here) have the traditional yellow and purple versions, some as high as $18. But we're thinking a clean, crisp white one would really bring out the logo. Like this one on Craigslist.com (linked here), posting 1726810841, where someone named Mookie has 'em for $10 or less if you're ordering in bulk. That's enough of an incentive to bulk up.
== Hug a cactus.
== Start sculpting your very own Mitch Kupchak statue outside Staples. With a block of ice.
== Hack into Ron Artest's Twitter account:
Taking into account that Phil and Ron-Ron appear to have cleared the air over their recent misunderstanding, there does seem to be plenty of wiggle room left for you to help facilitate another artistic tantrum. The former TruWarier appears to be going with RONARTESTCOM (with 7,200 followers), but the tweets have been far too tame lately. Now, how do you actually bust into someone's login? It must be pretty easy, if that's the excuse he uses everytime there's something posted that draws the raised eyebrow of someone.
== Break out your favorite pair of 'Thunder' Dan Majerle short shorts.
== Find a celebrity hottie for Adam Morrison (why should Lamar and Sasha
have all the fun?).
== Hold those cheers for the Cavaliers:
Some believe the Orlando Magic, who've already wrapped up their Eastern Conference series against Atlanta with one of the most lopsided sweeps in league history, is the team that Lakers fans should worry most coming out of the other bracket. A rematch of last year's one-sided finals maybe undeniable. So if the NBA and everyone else wants to see LeBron James, Shaquille O'Neal and those goofy Ronald McDonald uniforms face the Lakers, the fix better be in quickly. This Cavs-Celtics series could be over by Thursday night if Boston gets its way. It's time to invest in a rooting interest here.
By the way, that's singer John Legend, following his girlfriend, model Chrissy Teigan, as they return to their seats to watch the Celtics-Cavs Game 4 in Boston on Sunday. What kind of legendary Laker fans can top this power couple?
== Bombard sports-talk jocks with your brilliant idea: LeBron to the Lakers!
== Spark up a conversation about the WNBA:
The Sparks launch their 2010 gal season Saturday. Against the defending-champion Mercury. In Phoenix. Let the rivalry take on a Bizarro element with an orange-and-white ball and a couple of teams playing below the rim.

== Start mashing on Steve Nash:
Go classy, like the Jazz fans, and start on your chants. "Yo, Nash, quit winkin' at Dyan Cannon" ... "You got something in your eye or are you really crying?" ... "Is this how you go to a Black-Eye Peas concert?" Consult with Vic the Brick for more witty barbs.
== Find out where the Suns are staying and crank up the French alt-rock band
Phoenix all night.
== Build your own rock lawn.
== Catch up on "Basketball Wives" on VH1, Sunday nights:
They do know gold diggin' drama. Shaunie O'Neal, soon to be ex-wife of Shaq, is an executive producer of a show that's supposed to show how complicated crazy the life of an NBA spouse can be. It really shows that the women of OC have nothing on these snakes. There's Jennifer Williams, wife of NBA forward Eric Williams; Royce Reed, the former Orlando Magic and Miami Heat dancer and mother of Dwight Howard's son (now his ex-girl friend); Evelyn Lozada, ex-fiancée of Antoine Walker; Matt Barnes' fiance Gloria Govan and Suzie Ketcham, the former girlfriend of ex-Clipper Michael Olowokondi. If only Siovaughn Wade, in the middle of a divorce from high school sweetheart and Miami Heat star Dwayne Wade, could have made the cut. The storyline for this week's episode: "Jen's upcoming Haiti benefit inspires Royce; Evelyn questions motives." Meanwhile, catch the new Common-Queen Latifa flick, "Just Wright," which comes out Friday and deals with some of these manipulative relationship issues as well. Bottom line: Once you get the player's mom involved, there's no messing around.
== Stop accepting Donald Sterling' evites for the annual Clipper lottery party on Tuesday.
== Go house hunting:

LeBron may be looking for a new place in New York, but if for some reason he's headed for Clipperville, turn him onto this one: A six bedroom, 4 1/4-bath home in Anaheim Hills on the market that's listing for $2.995 million. In addition to a private tennis court, 7-hole putting green, pool with a water fall, dog run, aviary, wine cellar, party pavilion, guest house and parking for a boat, there's a purple-and-gold indoor basketball court (that's really about the size of a racquetball court). Original listing price: $5 mil. MLS #: P694439. It's listed here on Prudental (linked here)
You've got better ideas?
== Credit Daily News staffers Brian Martin and Vincent Bonsignore with contributions/suggestions/having too much time on their hands.
Half-witted predictions of as many as 3 million buys for the May 1 Floyd Mayweather-Sugar Shane Mosley bout can cut that in half. Or more.
HBO says there were 1.4 mil buys (740,000 on cable, 660,000 on dishes), bringing in $78.3 million, which makes it the second-best grossing non-heavyweight PPV fight in boxing history. The most: Mayweather-Oscar de la Hoya, which did $137 million and a record 2.4 million sales in '07. The previous second-best was De La Hoya-Felix Trinidad in 1999 ($70.6 mil).

Some of the more ridiculous interesting choices asked to join in the "This Is My Town" marketing campaign that in some way is supposed to promote the Dodgers: Snoop Dogg, Slash, the Kardashians, Yoda ("My Town This Is" ... clever).
Add Zenyatta.
The undefeated filly is now up on a billboard on Hawthorne Blvd. and 106th Street near Hollywood Park in Inglewood. Actually, we remember when we attended a concert by The Police at Hollywood Park. And they probably sang "Zenyatta Mondatta." We can't remember. For several reasons.
But why Zenyatta and not, say, Mr. Ed? At least the later can actually say, "This is my town." And he's appeared at Dodger Stadium (ask Koufax, Durocher, Roseboro, Davis, et. al.):
The Associated Press
MINNEAPOLIS -- There is more than one way to catch flies at the Minnesota Twins' new ballpark.
During a game at Target Field last week, a bird of prey was spotted sitting atop the right field fowl -- er, foul -- pole. With a steady rain falling and the Twins being shut out by Baltimore, the bird drew plenty of attention as it swooped through the air, snaring insects lured by the bright stadium lights.
When its acrobatic acts were shown on the video scoreboard, the crowd went crazy. One close-up shot featured the bird eating a large moth clutched in its talons.
There's even a Twitter account with the username TargetFieldHawk and the name Kirby the Kestrel. One post says: "I know I'm technically the 'smallest' falcon, but I'm a Minneapolis moth's biggest nightmare."
Julia Ponder, the executive director of The Raptor Center at the University of Minnesota, said the bird is a male American Kestrel. The kestrel is indeed the smallest falcon species in North America, and similar in size to a robin. It preys on insects, small rodents and small birds.
There's a wooded area not far to the west of the ballpark, a possible home for the bird. The ballpark insects are easy pickings at night and the bird didn't seem bothered by the activity and noise at Target Field.
"To me it's a little surprising the kestrel is hunting amid all of that," Ponder said. "Even when the crowd was cheering, it didn't seem to impact the kestrel at all. It just seemed to keep doing its thing."
The Twins, who are playing their first season at Target Field after three decades inside the Metrodome, earlier discovered some red-tailed hawks nesting in the scoreboard. The kestrel was a new addition to the in-game entertainment.
"He obviously found a good hunting ground," executive vice president for public affairs Kevin Smith said.
Cable network Fox Sports North has aired the footage often since the kestrel was caught on camera, with broadcasters Dick Bremer and Bert Blyleven analyzing the action. Several fans have e-mailed the station asking about it, said communications manager Becky Ross, and FSN is considering options for future promotion.
Ponder said the bird was spotted again at the ballpark over the weekend.
"I hope he continues to put on a show," she said.
New item at the USC Bookstore website (linked here):
For $49.95, a T-shirt that allows you to "relive the legend" of Mike Garrett.
Not of the legendary achievements of his time as director of the athletic program over the last 17 years -- has it really been that short a time? -- but more of an expensive reminder that he was USC's first Heisman Trophy winner 45 years ago.
Available in ash or sand with metallic and black and white screen print design front and back, because those are the colors that really bring out the gray in Garrett's smile.
And the last time you paid 50 bucks for a T-shirt was ...
O'Shea Jackson, aka Ice Cube, remembers the moment he heard that the Oakland Raiders, a team he embraced after the 1980 Super Bowl for its take-no-prisoners attitude, were about to swashbuckle their way into Los Angeles.
"My team was now in my city and everything was about to change," the rapper-turned-actor says in the latest ESPN "30 For 30" documentary, "Straight Outta L.A.," which debuts Tuesday on ESPN at 4 p.m.
Ice Cube, living in Compton but bussed 90 minutes to Taft High in Woodland Hills, does about as thorough a job as anyone ever has in documenting the Raiders' 12-year period in L.A. from 1982 to 1995 - especially in how it worked parallel with the emergence of gangsta rap and hip hop.
Snoop Dogg, in a retro Bo Jackson Raider jersey, and Ice Cube look back on that time while playing catch on the floor of the Coliseum during the documentary.
Insight from former Raiders such as John Madden, Marcus Allen, Howie Long and Rod Martin is interspersed with media members and social observers to move the storyline, but Ice Cube's sit-down with a sickly looking Al Davis ultimately gives it this hour-long production a very nasty edge.
Ice Cube admits: It was Davis' "scowling from the stands in his white jumpsuit and thug sunglasses" that made the Raiders "cooler than anyone else."
The team's managing general partner admits to embracing the emergence of Ice Cube's obscene-laced, anti-establishment group NWA in the 1980s to help him, and the NFL, sell the Raider image as much as it sold silver-and-black merchandize like never before.
"The black kids needed something to hold onto, and it brought people to love the Raiders; it was great," says Davis.
Even then-Kings owner Bruce McNall is included, explaining how he changed his team's colors in the late '80s to silver and black when Wayne Gretzky arrived, specifically to cash in - despite the objections of Davis. Even though he admits he did like the look of the hockey team's new duds.
You must be an L.A. native to embrace what this doc means to someone like Ice Cube. One review of this from David Barron of the Houston Chronicle: "Unfortunately, after a couple of excellent 30 for 30 shows, including a hilarious episode on fantasy sports and an inspiring look at Nelson Mandela and the 1995 South African rugby team, Straight Outta LA comes across as parochial and dated. And I had to laugh when Ice Cube rhapsodized that no matter where the Raiders play, they will always belong to Los Angeles."
Highlights of the week ahead in sports, both here and afar:
MONDAY
NBA playoffs: Western Conference semifinals: Lakers at Utah, Game 4, 7:30 p.m., TNT:
Jazz's fans suck. There, we said it. And here's their last chance to yell at Derek Fisher unless Utah somehow wins two more and drags the series back to Salt Lake City for a Friday Game 6. The Lakers guard was booed all night during Game 3 as he scored 20 points and hit the go-ahead 3-pointer with 28.6 seconds left on Saturday. Apparently some Jazz fans won't forgive him for asking for his release so he could move back to L.A. and get medical treatment for his 1-year-old daughter. Chants of "Fisher Sucks!" aren't sitting well with the Lakers players. "That's just bad people, doing stuff like that," Kobe Bryant says. "Not about that. You don't boo about that."
MLB: Dodgers at Arizona, 6:40 p.m., Prime:
Charles Barkley said it about the Phoenix Suns wearing "Los Suns" jerseys in support of the Hispanic community in Arizona: "The only people screwing this up are the politicians. I take my hat off to (Suns owner) Robert Sarver and the Suns for taking a stance. Living in Arizona for a long time, the Hispanic community, they are the fabric of the cloth. They are part of our community. Anytime you try to do any kind of racial profiling or racial discrimination, we've got to do something because these little lightweight politicians in Arizona don't know what they're doing." The Boys in Azul see first hand the backlash from this Arizona state senate bill 1070. Considering the Dodgers have their spring-training site in nearby Glendale, this visit could have a bigger impact on how they come out for or against this thing down the road.
MLB: Angels vs. Tampa Bay, Angel Stadium, 7 p.m., FSW:
The Rays, our preseason pick to represent the AL in the World Series, come off losing two of three in Oakland. Joe Maddon's mashers, who have outscored their opponents by 80 runs in 31 games, are still 13-3 on the road. Matt Garza (5-1, 2.09 ERA) starts for the first of three against the Angels.
TUESDAY
MLB: Dodgers at Arizona, 6:40 p.m., Channel 9:
John Ely (0-1, 4.26 ERA) probably gets called back up from Triple-A to make another start for the Dodgers, looking much sharper in his six-plus innings against Milwaukee than his six innings against the Mets in his first trip. He faces former Pepperdine standout Dan Haren (4-1, 50 Ks in 49 IP).
MLB: Angels vs. Tampa Bay, Angel Stadium, 7 p.m., FSW:
We do our weekly All-Star position comparisons, since the game in July is taking place at Angel Stadium: Again, we harp on third base. The Rays' Evan Longoria, when he's not chasing down someone wearing his cap: .325, 7 HRs, 23 RBI. The Angels' Brandon Wood: .172, 2 HRs, 5 RBI. So, how 'bout that Kevin Frandsen? And speaking of Brandon Wood -- "Robin Hood" comes out this week.
WEDNESDAY
MLB: Angels vs. Tampa Bay, Angel Stadium, 4 p.m., FSW:
It took Jeff Weaver 11 seasons (and 322 games) to reach his 100th career win, which happened last week for the Dodgers. Younger brother Jered Weaver already has 55 victories in a little more than four seasons (117 games). Jered, who nearly twirled a no-no for the Angels in Seattle in his last start, benefits with a start time that really brings the shadows across the field at weird angles.
MLB: Dodgers at Arizona, 6:40 p.m., Prime:
Remember back in '03, when the Dodgers brought up Edwin Jackson to make his major-league debut, on his 20th birthday, and he beat the D'backs in Arizona? Two years later, the Dodgers shipped him off to Tampa for relievers Danys Baez and Lance Carter. Jackson, a year removed from appearing in the All-Star game for Detroit, is the D'backs' No. 3 starter, going against the Dodgers tonight, struggling with his control, and apart of the list of the "10 Most Overrated Players in Major League Baseball" by the Bleacher Report (linked here).
THURSDAY
MLB: New York Yankees at Detroit, 10 a.m., MLB Network:
The league-owned channel gets a C.C Sabathia-Justin Verlander matinee to end the four-game series.
NBA playoffs: Eastern Conference semifinals: Cleveland at Boston, Game 6, TBA, ESPN:
Whomever wins Tuesday's Game 5 in Cleveland can close it out here.
FRIDAY


MLB: Angels vs. Oakland, Angel Stadium, 7 p.m., FSW:
Dallas Braden, Mr. Perfect his last outing against Tampa Bay, returns for the first time since making history to begin the A's three-game series in Anaheim. Back on April 9-11, the Angels scored four runs in three straight games against the visiting A's. They lost two of 'em.
MLB: Dodgers at San Diego, 7 p.m., Prime:
The Padres come off a long-ish road trip, sporting an 11-5 record at home so far this season. How have they stayed near the top of the NL West? Must be their huge payroll stepping up. That and they've outscored their opponents by more than 30 runs so far.
College baseball: USC at UCLA, Jackie Robinson Stadium, 6 p.m.:
In a non-league game at Dodger Stadium back in January, the Bruins knocked off the Trojans, 6-1, victory No. 6 in a season-opening 23-game win streak. These two also play Saturday (2 p.m.) and Sunday (1 p.m.). The NCAA Regionals start June 4, the Super Regionals on June 11 and the College World Series on June 19. Not that the Bruins, who won 30 of their first 40 games, are looking ahead.
SATURDAY

Horse racing: The Preakness Stakes, 3:15 p.m., Channel 4:
As poet Ogden Nash wrote: "The (Kentucky) Derby is a race of aristocratic sleekness, for horses of birth to prove their worth to run in the Preakness." That's rap-song quality by today's standards. For the 135th version of this event in Baltimore, Calvin Borell has already poetically won the Kentucky Derby aboard Super Saver and then waxed lyrically about a Triple Crown for the 3-year-old. As for that age thing, Nash also once said: "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." Real mature, Ogdy doggy.
WNBA: Sparks at Phoenix, 11 a.m., ESPN2:
The league opener. There are 32 more through Aug. 21.
MLS: Galaxy vs. Toronto, Home Depot Center, 7:30 p.m., Prime Ticket:
The Galaxy (7-0-1) give Landon Donovan a World Cup send-off day with a poster and American flag giveaway. Wave the flag. And wave so-long to the L-Don.
MLB: Dodgers at San Diego, 5:30 p.m., Channel 9:
The Padres have Scott Hairston as one of their regular outfielders and his older brother Jerry Hairston Jr., as one of their regular infielders. Their padre: Jerry Hairston Sr., the former White Sox outfielder. And his padre: Sam Hairston, a long-time Negro League player who got in a half-season as a catcher for the White Sox.
MLB: Angels vs. Oakland, Angel Stadium, 6 p.m., FSW:
Kids aged 2-to-18 will be handed an Angels' Rally Monkey pillow case when they enter the park today. Sleep on that one.
SUNDAY
NBA playoffs: Western Conference finals: Lakers vs. Phoenix, Staples Center, TBA:
Naw, it's not today. It'll be Monday at 6 p.m. When more people can see it.
MLB: Dodgers at San Diego, 1 p.m., Channel 9:
Of course, we pick Vinny. But is there a chance to hear Dick Enberg calling the game from the Padres' booth, too?
MLB: Angels vs. Oakland, Angel Stadium, 12:35 p.m., Channel 13:
In his first 12 appearances, where he earned six saves, A's reliever Andrew Bailey has an ERA of zilch. He's had more bobblehead giveaway special days than runs allowed. In fact, he hasn't allowed an earned run since Sept. 5, 2009.
In addition to today's interview with rapper-turned-actor Common (linked here), who plays the role of New Jersey Nets guard Scott McKnight in the movie "Just Wright" with Queen Latifa that comes out Friday, we have this:
With your game, you must be playing in some of the celebrity leagues?
I've started playing in them. Once we did the movie, I got the hunger back for it. You forget how much you love playing. I will say this: As I've matured, I've developed new aspects of my game. I used to drive more to the hole and get fancy when I was younger and quicker. Now I play much smarter.
After this movie comes out, if people on the street will call you Common or Scott McKnight. You really sell it as a basketball player.
I take the character serious and do best to live that. I prepared a lot for this -- as much as I could. I was still finishing "Date Night" (with Steve Carrell and Tina Fey) and I rode around and had long talks with (the Clippers') Baron Davis, and I got to talk with Dwayne (Wade) and Raja (Rondo) and others, so I picked their brains. With Baron, I was his right hand guy following him around through the basketball training. The assistant Nets trainer was training me like an athlete, as if they were training a star. I did more cardio and only weight training and exercises based on speed and agility drills. It was a lot of prep. The sports coordinator for the film didn't know if I played, but after he say me, he told me that when Denzel (Washington) prepped four months for "The Hurricane," the boxing scenes were only two minutes, but he knew if people saw it, they'd have to believe he was a boxer or they wouldn't follow or believe his character. I took heed to that.
How did you hook up with Baron Davis? He's been more involved in the movie business lately.
I hooked up with him after I met him when I was performing at an Alonzo Mourning charity game. I played at halftime. Baron was there, Darius Miles, Quintin Richardson, Cutino Mobley ... Back in 2000. I was performing in the bleacher section, it was kind of awkward. All the players were paying attention to something else, but I noticed that Baron was the only one paying attention to the concert. That feel good. From that point, we met later and stayed in contact. He was in one of my videos, "Drivin' Me Wild."
Did doing this movie kind of fulfull any aspirations you had of once playing in the NBA? Was this as close as you could get without really doing it fulltime?
Let me tell you, it was a dream fulfilled. I grew up wanting to be in the NBA and from the first month of shooting until the end, I was in the NBA for that time. You couldn't tell me anything else.
How was it that you ended up playing for the Nets. Not the Bulls or the Knicks or even the Lakers?
Everything works the way it should. The Nets were very cool with it. They provided us with great opportunities. Potentially, it could have been the Bulls or the Knicks, but the Nets were more open to it and very supportive. And you know, when I was a ballboy for the Bulls, Rod Thorn was the general manager, and I had to write him a letter to ask for the job. Now, he's with the Nets, so this has come full circle. Now I got to 'play' for him. And you see him in the movie, too. He's in there.
When people see you in the Nets uniform, who do they tend to compare you to? To me, you're like Derek Fisher, but it's easy to see you as Jason Kidd.
A friend of mine said he thought of Scott as more of a Jason Kidd at this point in his career. You could also say it's someone like Derrick Rose 10 years from now.
That would be more for you, as a guy growing up a Bulls fan.
They were my home team. But now I think I root for players from different teams, like Wade and Raja and (Kevin) Garnett. And Baron and (Damien) Stoudamire, (Carlos) Boozer. I like their games.
What are some of your memories of being a Bulls' ballboy? There was a story I read about how you were trying to get a Michael Jordan autographed ball but kind of messed it up.
I knew of some fans who wanted an autograph from Michael, so I was hustlin' back then, I took a ball to the locker room, and I guess Michael was in a playful mood and he said, 'You go ahead and sign it.' So I did -- and I think I was just going to get $2 for it. I took it back to the guy and he was like, 'Man, this is fake.' And I said, 'Why?' And he said 'Because 'Michael' is spelled wrong.' That was the worst. I felt bad in so many ways for doing that.
Another time I got a pair of Jordan shoes from his first year. I passed them on to my father. And one day I saw him wearing them to a show. I said, 'Man, dad, you don't need to wear them. Those are vintage, off Mike's feet, he played two games in 'em.'"
One of the cool lines from the movie is where Queen Latifa tells you: "Basketball is what you, it's not who you are." Does that apply to you at all?
That was a powerful line because many times in our society we let what we do define who we are. That's not the core of the person. I love to do what I do and that brings happiness, but it's not only who I am. I think my life is well rounded as a human being and I strive for that. When she said that, it really made Scott McKnight think, I love basketball but I love other things, too. It makes me think right now, how someday I want to be married and have children and go out and do great things in the world along with being a leading man in films and making music. There are many other things that define who I am.
So who do you got in the NBA Finals?
It looks pretty obvious that it'll be Cleveland and Orlando in the East. The Lakers are going to play the Suns -- my heart is with the Suns. And the championship will end up ... let me think ... Cleveland and the the Lakers, with Cleveland taking it all. I know the NBA doesn't want that messed up. That's what they want to see, too.
Photo by Robert Wright for The New York Times
Bill Walton, who hasn't done an NBA broadcast since an excruciating back injury in Feb. 2008 put him down, tells the New York Times (linked here) that he has no plans to come back behind the microphone.
The 57-year-old Basketball Hall of Famer out of UCLA has bigger ideals.
Walton said he was devoting himself to the Better Way Back program, an initiative aimed at providing resources and support for people with chronic back and leg pain.
Walton was so dispondend by his back that, last month, he admitted to the San Diego Union Tribune that considered suicide (linked here).
"This type of experience, ordeal, odyssey, it wrecks everything and it changes everything," Walton said Thursday. "You face every issue imaginable. Every issue -- family, social, friends, financial, health -- everything in your life is up in the air. You turn your back on people, friends, because it's awful."
Hans Gutknecht/Daily News staff photographer
More on ESPN's Colleen Dominguez from today's media column (linked here) and other pre-Mother's Day notes before you get out there and buy some long-stemmed roses for that lady who birthed you:
Dominguez (pictured there on the right, with her mother, Haila) on the fact she often shows up on strange blogs and websites that dedicate themselves to "hot sports reporters" and the like, and how that affect her kids:

"They're very protective of me," she said of her kids, 19-year-old Anna and 21-year-old Peter. "If you go back to a time, maybe eight years ago when everyone had a blog, that wasn't happening as much. I was working for the 'Today' show, where you get more moms and working people watching. It's not at all like sports, where it's probably 80 percent males, 18 to 34, and now with instant everything, everyone has an opinion. They either love you or hate you when you work at ESPN.
"I don't read any of it, good or bad. Someone I remember wrote something that was very hurtful, something about the way I looked. If you didn't like the way I reported on something, whatever, but this one actually made me cry. And I'm not a crier. My son and daughter really came to me, upset, and my son said, 'Do you want me to answer them back?' And I said, no, and we made a family rule not read any of that. And we've all stuck to it over the last seven years (since she's been at ESPN).
"Anna gets the whole women in broadcasting and women in sports thing. They're sports savvy enough and aware of what women have to do to get on TV. She's thick skinned and they saw how hard I worked to do what I've done."
More from Dominguez's bio:
= Born in Sayre, Pennsylvania but grew up in the Pasadena area of Southern California
= Attended Santa Monica City College and UCLA before graduating from Cal State L.A. with a Bachelor of Arts degree in liberal studies (1991)
= Worked at the Fox News magazine, Front Page (1992-1994)
= A producer at NBC News (1994-1995)
= A reporter for KTLA-TV Channel 5 (1995-1996).
= A correspondent for NBC Network News, reporting for the Today Show, Nightly News, and MSNBC from 1996 through 2003 -- the network's first interview with O.J. Simpson, and also sat down with Angelina Jolie, Sidney Poitier, Congresswoman Mary Bono, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lopez, Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg, and Johnny Depp among others. She also reported from the Academy Awards, the Grammys, and the Emmys, and regularly worked on breaking news, reporting from Paris on the death of Princess Diana, the aftermath of September 11, the O.J. Simpson civil trial, the Monica Lewinsky scandal, the Jonbenet Ramsey case, and the massacre at Columbine High School.
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== This weekend's Yankees-Red Sox series is remarkably what Fox and ESPN want to cover, with the former taking Saturday's game at noon (Joe Buck and Tim McCarver, Channel 11, to 82 percent of the country) and the later taking it on Sunday at 5 p.m. (Jon Miller, Joe Morgan and Orel Hershiser). ESPN then grabs the Yankees for their games Monday and Wednesday in Detroit.
== Not that you'll have much access to it, but DirecTV will have the first MLB telecast in 3D on July 10 and 11 when the Yankees travel to Seattle. It'll be available to DirecTV customers who have 3D TV sets and live within the home territory of New York-based YES network (New York state, Connecticut, New Jersey and NE Pennsylvania). It'll also be on FSN Northwest for those in Washington, Oregon and Alaska, plus parts of Montana and Idaho.
== ESPN launches more mixed-martial arts programming this month, starting with an "MMA Live" series on ESPN2 that will simulcast the ESPN.com pre- and post-even coverage of MMA Live at UFC 113 from Montreal on Saturday at 6 p.m. It will do the same for UFC 114 from Las Vegas on May 30. It's hosted by Jon Anik, with analysts Kenny Florian and Rashad Evans, ESPN.com MMA reporter Franklin McNeil, and correspondent Molly Qerim will work the telecasts. Evans will actually be a competitor in the UFC 114 event.
== NBC says the 16.5 million who watched Super Saver and Calvin Borel win last Saturday's Kentucky Derby topped last year's mark of 16.3 million. It had a 9.8 national rating and 23 share, tyling last year's rating. NBC does the Preakness on May 15.
== Universal Sports has the World Hockey Championships starting today (11 a.m.) when the U.S. faces host Germany -- to be played at Gelsenkirchen's soccer stadium, Veltins-Arena, and expected to draw a sellout and world-record crowd of more than 76,000. The Kings' Jack Johnson stars for Team USA. Online viewers will be able to purchase pool and tournament games for 99 cents, gold and bronze matches for $1.99 each, or a bundle for $14.99 next week at www.universalsports.com/premium.
AND FINALLY:
== By any measure of greatness, the passing this week of Hall of Famer Ernie Harwell reveals that those considered to be on anyone's "all time best" list of baseball broadcasters are almost all but disappeared.
The Dodgers' Vin Scully, in his 61st season, has the No. 1 ranking on a list created by historian Curt Smith in his book, "Voices of Summer: Ranking Baseball's 101 All Time Announcers." Scully is also tops on a recent MLB Network's "Prime 9" list.
Harwell was No. 3 and No. 5 respectively on those lists.
With Harwell's death at age 93, Scully is the only one left, working or not, living or deceased, from Smith's top 10 or the MLB Network's top 9.
Of Smith's top 25, No. 12 Bob Uecker (who is out the next three months after undergoing heart surgery), No. 14 Jon Miller (who will be inducted this summer into the Hall of Fame), No. 17 Tim McCarver, No. 18 Bob Costas, No. 19 Jerry Coleman, No. 22 Al Michaels and No. 24 Milo Hamilton are still with us and working.
MLB Network will reair an episode of "All-Time Games" at 9 a.m. today featuring Harwell's call of the Boston-Detroit game from Sept. 18, 1996, where Roger Clemens struck out 20 for a second time. Immediately following that, it will reair Harwell's interview on "Studio 42 with Bob Costas" at noon, which was done on November 17, 2009. Harwell knew at the time he had incurable cancer and talked about it:
"This will be my last World Series, I think. Back in July, the doctors gave me six months to live, give or take a few months. I'm hoping to reach my birthday on January 25 but I'm pretty sure I won't make the baseball season. But you never know as the Lord works wonders. I'm not overwhelmed by the circumstances.
"One of the doctors said, 'If you were my father, I'd say, don't do anything, just relax and wait for the inevitable.' But I had great peace about that and closure to it and I knew God was in charge and whatever happens, happens for the best. I really have a lot of serenity and great support from my wife family and friends. It's been so far a fairly easy task to accept it."
AP Photo/Ross D. Franklin
Phoenix Suns fan Mark Hanna holds up a sign during the second quarter of Game 2 of an NBA second-round playoff series in Phoenix between the Suns and Spurs.
In a rare special-to-ESPN.com commentary, Arizona governor Jan Brewer (linked here) explains how a boycott of the 2011 MLB All Star Game in Phoenix would be misguided by those protesting her passing of State Senate Bill 1070, a controversial law about immigration reform.
She uses as many sports analogies as possible, by the way, to get her point across:
"Imagine a sporting event in which rules have been agreed to for 70 years, but the umpires refuse to enforce those rules. It makes no sense. Although I recognize that Arizona Senate Bill 1070, as amended, is not the entire solution to our illegal immigration problem in Arizona, most people are united in the hope that it will finally inspire the politicians in Washington, D.C., to stop talking and to start action now."
And:
"Essentially, our border leaks like a team with a last-place defense. The very same week that I signed the new law, a major drug ring was broken up and Mexican cartel operatives suspected of running 40,000 pounds of marijuana through southern Arizona were indicted."
Brewer contents that "contrary to many of the horror stories being spread -- President Obama suggested families risk being pulled over while going out for ice cream -- law enforcement cannot randomly ask anyone about their immigration status." She also makes clear that to take away the All-Star game is "the wrong play," and economic boycotts are "an inappropriate and misguided" because they backfire and harm innocent people.
As of 1 p.m. today, there were already more than 2,800 responses to Brewer's commentary, which was posted on Wednesday.
Brewer's explanation sounds more logical than how Jason Whitlock's knee jerked for the KC Star the other day (linked here).
In recent years, we've tried to take the annual occasion of Mother's Day and spotlight some of the working moms in the sports media business.
ESPN's Linda Cohn was one of the first we did a profile on years ago; Andrea Kremer, Chris McKendry, Alex Flanagan and Jeanie Zelasko have also been there, done that, juggled that assignment, read the script as told.
Colleen Dominguez, the ESPN L.A.-based reporter for the last seven years, has a new spin on raising her two kids, 19-year-old Anna and 21-year-old Peter. A single mom for the last 12 years, Colleen has managed to get her assignments done for work and work on her assignments as a parent with the huge help of her own mother, Haila Andrus, who lives nearby in Pasadena.
We caught up with Colleen this week at Dodger Stadium (crumpled shirt and all, for the guy on the left) and we've got more to tell on Friday ...
The Dodgers know Atlanta Braves manager Bobby Cox will be with the team when they visit Dodger Stadium for a four-game series June 3-6. They may even bake him a cake.
Probably not like the one that Cox, who'll retire after this season, received when senators Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.) and Jay Rockefeller (D-W.Va.) wanted to make note of his 50 years in baseball when the Braves were in Washington D.C. on Tuesday.

Then it was "fixed" with the slice of a knife:

Jeff Schultz of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution (and formerly of the Daily News) reports on his blog (linked here) that an Isakson's spokesperson confessed to the mistake:
"Bobby and the players came to the Hill and spoke at our staff meeting. Immediately after the staff meeting, he and players posed for pictures and signed baseballs for our staff members. The scheduler and I then went to the Capitol to get ready for the reception. The catering company had delivered the cake and we immediately realized his last name was spelled incorrectly. The only people who saw it were me, the scheduler and unfortunately some media members who had arrived early and took pictures. We immediately started cutting the cake."
And what happened to those pieces of cake that were cut out?
"We smeared the icing so you couldn't make out what it said," she said.
In his first year on the ballot, Pete Rose has been voted into the Baseball Reliquary's Shrine of the Eternals, along with Casey Stengel and Roger Angell, board director Terry Cannon announced today.
We warned you last January that this could happen. (linked here). Rose, the all-time leader in hits who lives in Sherman Oaks, has been ineligibie for Cooperstown's Baseball Hall of Fame induction since commissioner Bart Giamatti banned him for gambling 20 years ago.
Rose finished third in the Reliquary voting, gathering 30 percent, and just missed on not getting enough support.
The top three vote-getters are inducted each year. Those falling just short in the voting included Dizzy Dean and Maury Wills (29 percent), Ted "The Famous Chicken" Giannoulas (28 percent), Pete Gray (25 percent) and Ernie Harwell and Don Zimmer (23 percent).
"I'm a little bit surprised; it was a close vote," said Cannon of the voting on Rose. "I will say that since the election results have been released in the last hour or so, I've received a few e-mails from people saying that they are upset by Rose's election, and one person who even said that he would be there for Stengel and Angell, but do his own personal walkout when Rose comes to the podium.
"I can't say that I'm surprised by the reaction, but I do think that it's a good thing for the Baseball Reliquary and for the Shrine of the Eternals to shake things up every now and then, and I guess we've accomplished that with this year's election."
Stengel, the colorful former Yankees manager in his 12th year on the ballot, led with being named on 38 percent of the votes cast. Stengel, who lived for many years in Glendale, died in 1975.
Angell, the famed author of "The Boys of Summer," was on the ballot for only the second time (the other time back in 1999) and was on 31 percent of the votes. He is 90 years old and living in New York.
Fifty candidates appeared on the Shrine of the Eternals 2010 ballot, with voting conducted during the month of April by the membership of the Baseball Reliquary (linked here), the Southern California-based nonprofit organization dedicated to fostering an appreciation of American art and culture through baseball history.
The 2010 class of electees will be inducted into the Shrine of the Eternals in a ceremony at the Pasadena Central Library on Sunday, July 18. There are 33 others previously inducted: Jim Abbott, Dick Allen, Emmett Ashford, Moe Berg, Yogi Berra, Ila Borders, Jim Bouton, Jim Brosnan, Bill Buckner, Roberto Clemente, Steve Dalkowski, Rod Dedeaux, Jim Eisenreich, Dock Ellis, Mark Fidrych, Curt Flood, Josh Gibson, William "Dummy" Hoy, Shoeless Joe Jackson, Bill James, Bill "Spaceman" Lee, Roger Maris, Marvin Miller, Minnie Minoso, Buck O'Neil, Satchel Paige, Jimmy Piersall, Pam Postema, Jackie Robinson, Lester Rodney, Fernando Valenzuela, Bill Veeck, Jr., and Kenichi Zenimura.

In June, 2004, we did a story on Randy Niles, one of the better beach volleyball players from the 1960s and 70s, and how after so long he had made it out to Manhattan Beach one Saturday afternoon to finally see his daughter, Brooke Niles (pictured above, bio linked here), play in a pro beach volleyball event (linked here).
Randy Niles was a regular at her matches when she was a standout setter and hitter at Calabasas High and then onto an All-American career at UC Santa Barbara, but poor health prevented him from seeing her play on his home court -- the beach.
He suffered from a congestive heart condition, which developed after a six-way bypass operation in 1995. He also had diabetes, high blood pressure., skin cancer and other ailments. In 2001, with his heart pumping at only about 20 percent, doctors gave him only about a year to live, but he'd fought back and was there seeing his daughter for the first, and probably the last time.
Last week, Randy Niles died of a heart attack. He was 60 -- somewhat remarkable considering all the health hurdles he had over the last 10 years.
On Tuesday, May 11, at Sorrento Beach in Santa Monica, some of Niles' friends plan to gather for a tribute, followed by a toast.
Chris Marlowe, the former AVP star and current Denver Nuggets TV play-by-play man, said he plans to be there. If not for Marlowe's help, Niles would have been far worse off. Marlowe rallied many in the beach volleyball community to come to Niles' aide after they found out about his plight. Many wished to be anonymous donors, but they were big names in the sports community.
"It's a little tough accepting it,'' said Niles at the time, living modestly in a bachelor rental in Thousand Oaks after once spending some time living on the street, broke and depressed, after helping rear his family in Woodland Hills. "I've been successful and here I am a pauper. But I don't require much. Expectations aren't that high.''
Niles, also played four years in the Angels' minor-league system as a catcher in the late '60s before injuries forced him to quit, died just before his daughter, now married and playing on the tour as Brooke Hanson, competed in a recent AVP event in Brazil. She finished fifth with partner Lisa Rutledge.
According to the Santa Barbara Independent newspaper, Hanson, 29, found out an hour before her match that her father had died.
"I wasn't thinking about the match at all," she said. "I know how proud he was of me."
AP Photo/Detroit Free Press/Romain Blanquart
Ernie Harwell addresses the Tiger Stadium crowd at a game on Sept. 16, 2009, where he said goodbye after he was diagnosed with inoperable cancer. He was 92, and turned 93 in January.
It was a scenario we reserached 10 years ago, and bears some reflection again:
What if, in 1949, a 31-year-old Ernie Harwell didn't leave the Brooklyn Dodgers' broadcast booth and join the New York Giants, leaving the seat open for Red Barber to recommend the hiring of a 22-year-old Vin Scully for the spot?
What if Harwell, who'd only been with the Dodgers for a little more than one season, stayed with the team, followed them to L.A. 10 years later, and was still doing their games today? What if he was the voice of baseball in Southern California?
And what if Scully took that Giants job and eventually followed them to San Francisco? The Giants were the team Scully grew up with. He'd sit in the Polo Grounds from the bleacher seats - his favorite player was Mel Ott - and look in at the press box and think about how lucky those guys were.
Harwell was lured to the Giants, in part, because they offered him $20,000, which was about $5,000 more than he was getting from the Dodgers. He was also going from a three-man booth to a two-man, so he'd get more work.
Ten years ago, we put that scenario back in Harwell's head.
"I think you always wonder," said Harwell, 82 at the time. "But you have to look at the situation when it happens and decide what you think is the best path. At the time, given the circumstances, I think I made the right decision.
"My rationale was that I'd get more work with the Giants. At that point, it looked like Red would last a long time, but Connie (Desmond, Barber's main partner) was second in line and there wasn't any reason to think I'd inherit the mantle before he would."
From May to October, 1949, Scully was working at WTOP, a 50,000-watt radio station in Washington D.C., where he was a summer replacement staff announcer. The station offered him a permanent job in February, 1950. Then the Dodger job came up.
"God only knows what would have happened (if Harwell stayed), but I suspect I would have worked for WTOP and I don't know where that would have led," said Scully at the time of that interview in 2000.
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The first game Harwell did for the Dodgers was Aug. 4, 1948 - Jackie Robinson stole home in the first inning and Chicago Cubs pitcher Russ Meyer was so upset he shouted obscenities at the umpire and was ejected.
"And most of those curse words went out over the air inadvertently because of the parabolic field microphone,'" Harwell recalled.
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In May, 2002, we had about an hour of time to sit with Harwell, as his new biography came out and the Detroit Tigers were in town to play the Angels. There was another "what if" question we were able to pose.
The last chapter of "Ernie Harwell, My 60 Years in Baseball," co-authored with former Orange County Register baseball writer Tom Keegan, is titled: "A Gentleman Wronged.'' In 1991, Tigers management decided it was time to force Harwell's retirement. Bo Schembechler, the former Michigan football coach who became the team's president in a somewhat quirky career change, was the one ultimately who had to tell Harwell of the move.
What if Schembechler never fired him, causing all the great reaction and outcry for him to stay?
"I've always felt most things happen for the good, and it was a traumatic time for me, but it helped my career in a lot of ways," said Harwell, who did some Angels radio games during the one season he was "unemployed" before the Tigers rehired him in '93. "I wasn't just 'that old guy who used to do Tigers games,' but it was sort of humbling and exhilarating anyone cared that much.
"What it shows is that no matter who the person, after you've been in a region of the country, people get to know you and feel like you're part of the family and the conduit. Just like Vinny does out here. It's sort of like the office that the guy holds when he's a broadcaster.'"
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Another chapter is all about all the broadcasters he's mentored over the years. One of them happened to be a Central Michigan graduate who was working in the San Fernando Valley as a college professor and baseball coach.
Dick Enberg contacted Harwell in the early '60s and asked for a visit when he was in town. Harwell invited him to Dodger Stadium to sit in the booth for a Tigers-Angels game.
"I can do a better job than a lot of the announcers I hear today,'' Enberg told Harwell. "I'm teaching now and helping coach our Northridge baseball team, but I still believe I can be a competent announcer.'"
Within a few years, Enberg was on the Rams telecasts for KTLA Channel 5. A few years later, he was offered the job as the Angels play-by-play man and consulted again with Harwell.
"I'm not sure I want to try it,"' Enberg told him. "With football, I haven't been away from home very much, but the baseball schedule demands a lot of traveling. I have a good marriage and I don't know what effect travel might have on it.''
Replied Harwell: "I certainly wouldn't worry about travel. A good marriage can certainly withstand those difficulties. ... Doing baseball day-to-day will be a great showcase for you. And it can lead to all kinds of success.''
Enberg's career took off, but his marriage ended before that first baseball season was over.
"So much for my marital advice,"' writes Harwell, still hitched to his college sweetheart, Lulu.
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Harwell, 84 at the time of that last interview, lasted another couple of years with the Tigers.
"I feel I could go another five years because I love my job, but you have to stop somewhere, and it's better to do it too soon than too late,'" said Harwell, in his sweet Georgia sound. "There's the old saying, 'I heard your last broadcast and it shoulda been.' I don't want people saying that."
Harwell, ironically, was to receive the Vin Scully Lifetime Achievement Award in Sports Broadcasting today in New York City, presented by Scully's alma mater, Fordham University, but it was known weeks ago that Harwell would not attend because of his health. Former Tigers great Al Kaline is there to accept it for him instead.
By the way, Harwell went into the Baseball Hall of Fame broadcaster's wing in 1981, the first active broadcater to be inducted. Scully followed him in 1982.
"I didn't succeed him," Scully once said about getting hired to fill the vacancy left by Harwell's departure in Brooklyn. "I just happened to sit in his chair."
AP Photo/Paul Sancya
Flowers and a sign hang on a fence at the site of the old Tiger Stadium in Detroit this morning.
"Ernie was blessed ... I could never say, 'God bless you' to Ernie because God has blessed him indeed. ... We have lost a very dear, gentle soul."
Two books are released nationally today. This is both an announcement and warning.
And a sale-a-bration of what bookselling has come to.
One, "Sh*t My Dad Says," (linked here), is a spin off of a Twitter account by Justin Halpern, who would tweet things that his 73-year-old dad, Sam, would say.
Yes, Twitter has become a part of literary history in book form. With an ISBN number and everything. It's 176 pages, $15.99.
Or free if you've collected Twitter posts over the last few months. Like:
"The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two."
"If you're wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes," writes Christian Lander in a review. She's a New York Times bestselling author of "Stuff White People Like."
Other stuff white people (and those of all races, creeds and colors) seem to like: Stuff by Rick Reilly.
His new book, "Sports from Hell: My Search for the World's Dumbest Competition" (linked here) is a spin off from Rick Reilly's head. Two-hundred and twenty four pages worth, for $26.
This excerpt about chess boxing has been up on the ESPN.com site, under Reilly's mug, since April 15 (linked here).
Yeah ....
Reilly says he flew around the planet with his new wife to do this book during the time he was off between leaving Sports Illustrated and getting to work at ESPN.
Great idea. Kind of like a couple of books on our shelf already that kind of cover this territory.
"No Dribbling the Squid: Octopush, Shin Kicking, Elephant Polo and Other Oddball Sports," by Michael J. Rosen (linked here) came out last October.
It profiles "more than 70 fringe, far-fetched, and frightening sports" ... including chess boxing. The author doesn't always participate in these events, though. So maybe that's how Reilly's book is better differs. And it's more pages (240) for only $12.99.
Bart King's "The Pocket Guide To Games" (linked here), which came out in 2008, is one of our favorites to have when kids are around and you're trying to come up with something to do with nominal material. It could easily develop into a sport of professional magitude.
Such as (page 90): Potato Race.
Needed: Six-plus players and either a gym, playground or indoor facility.
How it works:
"This potato race can also be played with eggs, thought his is generally a waste of eggs."
It involves moving a potato with a spoon down a line of participants. Simple stuff.
And a warning: "Do not let small children engage in this event before meals as tater tots may prove distracting to the contestants."
Funny stuff. Note that, Riles. But don't copy it. And don't deny it. The worst thing anyone can be is ... a liar, right?
According to the Rickster's official site (linked here), he'll be scribbing witicism in copies of books you purchase all over the place, but you'll have to go to this Daily News link (linked here) to know about his appearance at Borders in Westwood on May 17.
And here's one more shot of Reilly, emerging from a 261 degree sauna after lasing three minutes, 10 seconds in the World Sauna Championships in Finland. Yes, he got to expense that on his income taxes somehow. 'Cause he thought of it first did it funniest.

Update: MLB has made FunnyOrDie.com take this down from its website because of unauthorized use of MLB game video. So far, it's still here. But if it disappears on you before you click on it ...
"Oh, you can stick me in some kinda Italian boat, 'cause that one is gone-dola."
Warning: Don't turn the volume up on this around the office. It's R-rated stuff....
And Kendry Morales homers against Chad Billingsley:
"That one's waaaaaaay back ... I can't see the ball ... it's either outta here or ...."
Those who run Staples Center want you to know: On Tuesday, starting at 9 a.m. and through 11:30 p.m., Chick Hearn Court/11th Street will be closed between Figueroa Street and Georgia Street in front of Staples Center.
Some of the alternate directions they suggest you use if you're headed to Lot W-West Garage:
== 101 Freeway Southbound from San Fernando/Santa Clarita Valleys to 110 Freeway Southbound (Harbor Fwy/San Pedro) from Burbank, Glendale, Pasadena: Exit Olympic Blvd. and turn left at end of ramp, at 11th Street turn left,continue past Cherry and turn left into the West Garage, using Gate B.
== 10 Freeway Westbound from San Bernardino, Riverside, Pomona, Ontario, etc.: Get to 110 Freeway Northbound exit, then get off at Pico exit. Continue north past Pico on Cherry Street, to 11th Street. Go right at 11th, left into the West Garage, using Gate B
== 405 Freeway Southbound from Thousand Oaks, Simi Valley, etc. to 10 Freeway Eastbound from Westside: Exit Hoover St., turn left and continue to Alvarado, turn right at Pico, take that to Cherry and go left to 11th Street. Turn right at 11th, turn left into the West Garage, using Gate B
== 405 Freeway Northbound from Orange County: 405 to 110 Freeway North (Harbor Freeway to L.A.), follow transition to the 10 Freeway West, take the Pico Blvd. off ramp, continue north past Pico on Cherry St. to 11th Street, go right on 11th, go left into the West Garage using Gate B
Ken Gurnick, the L.A.-based writer for MLB.com who covers the Dodgers, knows Pedro Guerrero all to well from his days writing about the team for the old Los Angeles Herald Examiner.
Gurnick's examination of where the former Dodgers star right fielder/third baseman has come is included in a post today (linked here):
"I've been trying to get back for a long time, but you know how it is," the 53-year-old Guerrero says. "It's kind of hard after so many years, so many things happened."
Things like ...
"I used to come to the park with a hangover every day and I could still play like that. Can you imagine if I had been 100 percent sober all the time? It's too late now to think about, but I can tell the kids what it did to me."
After 10 seasons -- he was the co-World Series MVP in 1981 -- the Dodgers traded Guerrero to St. Louis in 1988 on their way to the World Series, for pitcher John Tudor. Guerrero was managed with the Cardinals by Joe Torre . Guerrero has since reached out to Torre as well.
Guerrero twice made headlines after his premature retirement in 1992: He was acquitted on federal cocaine conspiracy charges in '99, when his attorney argued that Guerrero didn't understand what he was doing because of a low IQ. There was also a bizarre 911 phone call from O.J. Simpson accusing Guerrero of drug use (he was not charged).
And now?
"Now, I feel like a new man," Guerrero says. "I know I did a lot of wrong things and especially when I was playing. I don't feel like I did baseball like an everyday job. I let down a lot of people. Now, I'm a new man. I go to church, I'm reading the Bible, I pray every day. The last three years, I quit drinking. That was my big problem. Now, I'm working with kids in the Dominican. I teach the kids the game and work with them and help them get good enough to get a contract. I tell them to stay away from drugs and drinking. I'm 100 percent different."
Highlights of the week ahead in sports, both here and afar:
MONDAY

MLB: Angels at Boston, 4 p.m., FSW, ESPN:
October 11, 2009: Torii Hunter comes out of the visitors' clubhouse at Fenway Park to spray champagne over the fans and family who came from Anaheim to see the Angels finish a three-game sweep of the Red Sox in the ALDS. Vlad Guerrero caps the three-run rally off Jonathan Papelbon in the ninth. And the Angels finally beat the Red Sox, after Boston had knocked them out of the playoffs the last four times they met. Naw, Fenway fans won't bring that up at all this week.
NBA playoffs: Boston at Cleveland, Game 2, 5 p.m., TNT:
And they have three days off until Game 3 in Boston.
NHL playoffs: Vancouver at Chicago, Game 2, 6 p.m., Versus:
C'mon, you're a little curious.
TUESDAY
NBA playoffs, Western Conference semifinals: Lakers vs. Utah, Game 2, Staples Center, 7:30 p.m., TNT:
The last time Jazz guard Deron Williams won a game at Staples Center was New Year's Day, 2006 - when he was a rookie, facing a Lakers lineup that started Lamar Odom, Chris Mihm, Brian Cook, Luke Walton and Smush Parker. And no Kobe Bryant.
MLB: Dodgers vs. Milwaukee, Dodger Stadium, 7 p.m., Channel 9:
We regret to inform those fans sitting below the press box that Bob Uecker won't be on the Brewers' trip into L.A. with the team -- the broadcaster underwent heart surgery Friday and is expected to miss the next three months. The 75 year old, in his 40th year with the team, held a press conference before the operation, and started it with the line: "A lot of you don't know, some of you do.... I have been added to the active roster by the team." If only. Otherwise, toast Uecker with a cool Miller Lite during your Cinco de Mayo celebration.
MLB: Angels at Boston, 4 p.m., FSW:
We just went online to vote for the 2010 All-Star game, which will happen at Angels Stadium in July. They allow you to compare stats for players at each position. You really want to compare Red Sox third baseman Adrian Beltre (.330) to the Angels' Brandon Wood (.189) -- alphabetically, and statistically about as far apart as possible?
WEDNESDAY
MLB: Angels at Boston, 4 p.m., FSW:
It was inevitable in a four-game series at Fenway: The Angels have to face John Lackey tonight. It won't be lacking in drama. It still don't look right, seeing him throw for the Red Sox, but ... at least he'll know that Mike Scioscia won't be taking him out of the game if there's trouble. By the way, it's been noted (linked here) that John's wife, Krista, received a nice welcome to Boston back when he signed his contract last December. Apparently the couple went out for a bite in Kenmore Square, where the Krista had her fur coat vomited on. Stay classy, Boston.
MLB: Dodgers vs. Milwaukee, Dodger Stadium, 7 p.m., Prime:
Brews first baseman Prince Fielder said he'd eat his contract if he could get something comparable to what the Phillies just gave Ryan Howard. No, literally, he'd eat it. Ryan Braun confirmed it.
MLS: Galaxy at Colorado, 6:30 p.m., FSW:
Rapidly, the domestic pro soccer season is moving forward. Not fast enough.
THURSDAY

Golf: PGA Tour The Players Championship, first round, Golf Channel, 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. (same time/channel for round two; NBC Channel 4 has rounds three and four from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m.):
We know Tiger Woods is a player. So why wouldn't he be the favorite in The Players Championship at TPC Sawgrass? Sorry, too easy. That said, go to the Tiger Woods video game (linked here) and play the 17th island green yourself. You can even wear the red shirt.
MLB: Dodgers vs. Milwaukee, Dodger Stadium, 7 p.m., Prime:
Since Randy Wolf pitched for the Brewers on Sunday in San Diego, and Jeff Suppan and his $12.5 million contract is back in the bullpen, the two local throwers may miss having Dodger Stadium mound time this trip. At least they can leave plenty of free passes for their pals.
MLB: Angels at Boston, 4 p.m., FSW:
The series ends with Dice-K going against Scott Kazmir, who in the past has owned David Ortiz (.205), Kevin Youkilis (.237), J.D. Drew (.143) and Jason Varitek (.188). But not so much Dustin Pedroia (.533).
FRIDAY
MLB: Dodgers vs. Colorado, Dodger Stadium, 7 p.m., Prime:
Jim Tracy's Rockies have hit a rocky patch. Outside of Ubaldo Jimenez, off to a 5-0 start with a 0.79-ERA start that includes a no-hitter, the other four Colorado starters are a mess, and Jeff Francis, Jorge De La Rosa and Jason Hammel have joined Huston Street on the DL, with Brad Hawpe. Jimenez is scheduled to start the last game of this series on Sunday.
MLB: Angels at Seattle, 7 p.m., FSW:
The Angels should miss Cliff Lee, but they'll wrestle with Felix Hernandez in the opener of this three-game series. Except Kendry Morales. He'll be sitting on Hernandez' fastball. He's already made the clear in the clip above.
SATURDAY
NBA playoffs, Western Conference semifinals: Lakers at Utah, Game 3, 5 p.m., Channel 7:
Really? Three games off between Games 2 and 3? Because the Lakers are taking a covered wagon via the Lewis and Clark trail back from Salt Lake City to L.A.? Or to give Mehmet Okur and Andrei Kirilenko more time for faith healing.
MLB: Dodgers vs. Colorado, Dodger Stadium, 7 p.m., Prime:
Todd Helton (.269 through 21 games, 0 HRs, 5 RBI and 11 strike outs) has only one extra base hit in his last 10 games?
MLB: Angels at Seattle, 6 p.m., FSW:
That Figgins guy, batting behind Ichiro ... watch him. He can run.
MLS: Galaxy at Seattle, 1 p.m., FSW:
Drew Carey is still invested in the health of Seattle pro kickball? Apparently, he wants the whole town to be fit. He just joined the brother of his partner to buy into a group that includes Amazon.com founder Jeff Bezos and Dell computer founder Michael Dell in putting money into a Seattle-based health care management company.
NCAA men's volleyball championship, at Stanford, 4 p.m., ESPN:
If second-seeded Cal State Northridge can get past Penn State in the semifinals (Thursday, 6 p.m., ESPN2), the Matadors face either Stanford or Ohio State in the title game - on Stanford's home court.
SUNDAY
MLB: Dodgers vs. Colorado, Dodger Stadium, 1 p.m., Prime:
It's mother's nature to want to go a baseball game on Mother's Day. Who are you to argue?
MLB: Angels at Seattle, 1 p.m., FSW:
And if you happen to see Pete Carroll hanging out in the visiting locker room, tell him we said hey.
Following up on today's Q-and-A with Joe Montana (linked here), on how he's been running around in his new shoes trying to keep up with his two sons trying to quarterback teams at Washington and Notre Dame, while making commercials to promote the Skechers Shape Ups:
Q: We've seen the new ads coming out (above) where you're showing how you seem to be in shape -- obviously from wearing these new shoes -- and your'e throwing to targets and to receivers. How'd you feel after that day of shooting the commercials?
Joe Montana: I throw the ball with the boys a lot so my arm is fairly good and ready. But I must have thrown 300 balls that day and my arm hurt for a week and half after that.
Q: That was over at Pierce College? Who are the players there you're throwing to?
JM: I think most of them were extras. One of the guys they told me was a boxer, so everytime I'd throw him the ball, he'd just be beating it up, dropping it. So then we'd have to do it again -- they wanted to have all the passes completed in a row. But they didn't tell me that until the afternoon. If I'd known earlier, I'd have stopped once a guy didn't catch one instead of just keep throwing. And they weren't really 'real' footballs, but these kind of fake ones that with this tackiness. So they were lighter, but they were almost tougher to throw.
Q: How much of that is TV magic and how much is real?
JM: Maybe they spliced some of it together after awhile, because I'd hit a tire and then two or three in a row then miss one. That throw where I hit the car in the parking lot, that had to be 80 yards. That's like one of those LeBron James commericals, where he makes the full-court shot. Same with hitting the guy on the lawnmower.



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