… UH, NOTHING.
This division is so random.
Southwest Divsion: The Real CIF: OMG, the Southwest Division is so hard to follow. It totally makes me want to text message Coach Farrar and find out why Trabuco Hills wants to hook up with Charter Oak after hooking up with West Covina and Tustin. And did you see the way Coach Gano was acting on Tuesday? It was like so weird. I think something is up with him and El Dorado. He like totally used Foothill and now he wants somebody more popular. It’s so random. The SGV is so full of players. I hate it. I’m so totally done with this division. I wish the SGV would just win it and go back to that smoggy Valley with the trophy.
Coto De Caza has nothing on the exclusive Charter Oak section of Covina.
Aram’s semi-normal take: And so it is, the Southwest Division has come down to four teams – two from the SGV and two from the OC. This division has seen both regions fire their share of salvos. Boom! South Hills hit first by dropping seeded Canyon of Anaheim in the first round. Boom! The OC responded by sending Trabuco Hills to West Covina to tame the Bulldogs. They did it. Now, after a little cannibalism, it’s come down to four. No more Yo Momma jokes, it’s time to settle it on the field. Both games are in the OC. Los Altos won’t have to go too far in. Not far enough that the LA cheerleaders will have to fear Cameron’s charm. Charter Oak, on the other hand, that’s a different story. CO moms, guard your husbands. You never know when one of the Real Housewives of Orange Country will set their eyes on him. Hey, SGV men are some of the most appealing in SoCal. And from what I hear, the OC is a great place to spend your mid-life crisis. Obviously, everybody in the SGV would like to see LA and CO win and turn this into a locals only affair. But there’s a good chance the OC could kick us out of Disneyland and settle it amongst themselves in a week. Or, it could come down to one team from each region playing for all the beach sand and smog in SoCal. We’ll see … GET OUT TO A GAME!!!
Friday
Los Altos vs. El Dorado, at Valencia HS in Placentia
Saturday
Charter Oak at Trabuco Hills
