Dude was all set to go Ian Johnson on his chick, then the Buckeyes stiffed.

… my Buckeyes are getting throttled. My phone won’t stop ringing … you people are all bugging. The Buckeyes are disappearing into obscurity before my very eyes. Like 1 or 2 signees on the Hot 100. Next year’s Big Ten is already set with 1. Michigan (national title game), 2. Wisconsin (Rose Bowl) and 3. Ohio State (Outback!).