FOOTBALL: Top 10

nice top10 list!

Dan.....

just having some fun...

Norco,
Your starting to worry me, whats with you and Chino Hills, that was a lot of energy focused in that direction, never the less pretty creative,
or could it be obsessive? uh ohhh.

Interview with Jeb Buddusky
Chino Hills High School 
Class of 2003
DE 
Chino Hills HS

Norco: So can I call you Jeb, or should we go with your last name, or do you prefer another nickname? 

JeB: Call me Junior.

Norco: Not a problem…So you and your dad share the same name then?

Jeb: What? No! Why you say that?

Norco: Never mind.

Jeb: Hey Now Mister! We both agreed…Only the stuff on the list…and Nothing about Chino Hills football! 

Norco: Of course…So…Junior, you grew up in Chino hills then? 

Jeb: Shore as **** did.

Norco: Any heroes growin up?

JeB: Heroes? 

Norco: People you looked up to…Like Coaches at Chino Hills perhaps?

Jeb: Oh hell yeah, I like Dale Earnhardt…Mickey Gilley… Jeff Foxworthy’s funny as all hell too…hey… 

Norco: Mickey Gilley? 

Jeb: Yeah, that dude musta owned that one bar for at least 10 years. 

Norco: Must have…

Jeb: Hey Mister, you owned anything with that much whiskey and tail walkin’ around in it for that long you’d be my hero too. 

Norco: Right…

Jeb: You betcha!

Norco: So you graduated from Chino Hills when?

Jeb: That’d be in 2003 sir and that’s the only question I can or will answer about Chino Hills high. 

Norco: So then you must have played football right? Talk to me about that.

Jeb: Football was my passion until they started forcin’ them meds on us every day like we was a buncha crazies...Hey! Would you stop that!

Norco: Sorry...So what else do you enjoy doing Jeb? 

Jeb: It’s Junior and I enjoy lots a things mister. I love me some good huntin and some even better barbeque... 

Norco: Okay…

Jeb: Yeah, had an exchange student come and stay with me and my uncle Roy the summer before my senior year, we found him through the West Virginia Historical Society…Dude could Que the stink off a skunk.

Norco: Talented huh? 

Jeb: He had a real flare with the “southern steak fork” if you know what I mean? 

Norco: No. You lost me…

Jeb: Fella’s name was Billy John…Was one of only five three time gold medalists in the Redneck Games they have out there in Marshall, which is a lot like Chino Hills in a ton a ways…We both hit it off like a pigs in a blanket. I means we both liked milkin’ cows, farming, southern sounding folks…We said the same stuff alla the time…we liked 4x4s, ate the same foods, the same girls…

Norco: Did you say the Redneck Games?

Jeb: Yeah, they do all sorts-a-stuff. The mattress chuck, armpit serenades, watermelon seed shoot off, cow patty discuss, daughter with the shortest skirt competition…they usually do that one at the end of the day when everybody’s got their “rowdy” on… 

Norco: Ummhmm…So your friend was a big winner eh?

Jeb: He won gold in hay baling art and the longest beer belch. Finished second by about a pinkie nail, ya know that teeny little finger on your hand. It’s nail…Well the competition was to see who could get the longest ash to hang on their cigarette…My buddy’s was four inches long. We all told him he shoulda just bought himself some a those extra-long smokes that Virginia Slims makes, and he just shook his stubborn head and said that he wasn’t gonna smoke no girly man stogies just to win another gold. So he went with the Marlboro reds. Ya know, I gotta be honest, I respect the hell outta him for that. 

Norco: Sounds like it…So what about your coaches at Chino Hills?

Jeb: Jerks! All of em…Hey! Would you stop that!

Norco: Sorry. Bad habit…

Jeb: You’re real tricky with your words…Just like that O’bama fella running for President.

Norco: O’Bama? 

Jeb: Ummmhmmm…

Norco: Did he play football at Chino Hills too? 

Jeb: Yeah right…He aint Chino Hills football material. No siree! 

Norco: But Presidential…

Jeb: yeah he’s a fast talker alright…I just hope if the dude’s gotta win, that he legalizes pot or something big like that. I don’t want to talk too much about politics. Bad mix.

Norco: Interviews with politics?

Jeb: Naw, just interviews that ask questions…Ya know what I’m meanin’ there?

Norco: I’m trying…

Jeb: Cool…

MBG: So…What does one do in Chino Hills for entertainment? 

Jeb: Oh, well…There’s neighborhood contest like, “who’s got the biggest deck”. We measure each other’s decks and the winner throws a barbeque at his house for the whole block. It’s a whole lotta fun for the entire family. 

Norco: I can see why.

Jeb: We collect empty shot gun shells and decorate the trees at Christmas. No shotgun shells wasted round these parts! 

Norco: Charlton Heston would be proud.

Jeb: We occasionally drop houses off their wheels and let ‘em sit for a week or so at a lower level. 

Norco: Tough on the wrists I bet… 

Jeb: Mister, you have know idea…We like to cruise the new neighborhoods and try and find a house that’s actually smaller than it’s satellite dish, and then pulverize it with fish guts or hang a deer head on it…Them Italians did that in the Godfather…

Norco: Actually they didn’t …

Jeb: I know, I’m just kidding with that…It was some pigs balls or something like that…Hey, speaking of pigs, you gotcha any of those new pics of Brittany Spears at the hotdog eatin’ contest you promised?

Norco: Later on…

Jeb: Ok…

MBG: So why is everything so hush-hush regarding the Chino Hills football program?

Jeb: there ya go again…

Norco: I’ll just take those photos home with me and you’ll never get to see Brittany double fisting the polski…

Jeb: Okay! Okay! Ya got me…I’ll answer just one question…

Norco: Awesome. So regarding the last one, what’s the reason for the hush-hush approach: Secret discussions off-line regarding players, kids all of a sudden up and leaving for unknown reasons, allegations of foul play in the weight program, and illegal cut blocking schemes? It’s all pretty eye raising stuff Jeb…Whats up? 

Jeb: It’s Junior!

Norco: Answer the question or I tear the photos and fed ‘em to your pig Arnold.

Jeb: Okay! I don’t know…Things just aint right. They claim everything is, but its like one-a-those stories where your knowin’ that somethins’ fishy, and the people keep tellin’ ya there isn’t, but then ya find out there was all along… I just don’t know. Alls I know is we’re forever sworn to secrecy like some kinda ritual you’d see in a FBI movie.

Norco: Do they brand you?

Jeb: What? No! It’s just the talkin’ thing. There a lot like you that way...

Norco: When you say talkin’ do you mean brain washing?

Jeb: Exactly! That’s exactly what I mean. Wait a sec…Is that?...I just saw coach drive by. Hey, your one of them aintcha? Your one of them, and you been tryin’ to trick me…You been trying to get me to crack…Well I’m trough with it all. Ya hear me, you people are nuts. You’re all crazy! I done everything you asked me to do. I took the Elephant hormones, I drank the diet shakes with bull batter, I gave 35 percent of all my paychecks to the foundation, I donated my eggs to the pole dancer, I even still wear my blue man thong see (Jeb drops his drawers and reveals a blue thong with a white “n” etched on the front side) …What else do you want from me?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Norco: Jeb… 

*Jeb rips off his mic and runs out the door, hops into his pick-up and drives away in a flash, throwing beer cans and mens underwear out of the windows...

Interview over.

Unreal,
I agree 100%, we don't know how good Venice really is, if we get wins over SH and Glendora in these next two weeks then we'll have a pretty good argument.
On a little side note, Garfield played Amat and Orange Lutheran pretty tough, they lost 23 to 0 to Amat and 15 to 3 to Orange Lutheran but they got rolled by Venice 42 to 6 in their scrimmage.
I know it was just a scrimmage and it means nothing but it's interesting never the less. My guess is Garfield may have been missing a few players, or maybe Garfield didn't match up well team wise with the speed of Venice, where as with Amat & O-Lu, Garfields big size may have been a better match to the power run games of the two Pac 5 schools, Venice also blew out Harvard Westlake 47 to 12 the week after they scrimmaged Garfield, like I said it may mean nothing but I thought I'd throw it out there
anyways.

Norco,

I really don't know what prompted that lengthy post but you just made my night. My daughter came down and wanted to know why I was laughing so hard in a room by myself!

I know...I know...I was eating a damn famous star from Carls when I was writing it....

Norco, LOL, classic my man, classic, but seriously, dude, you got some time on your hands, ha, ha, ha. Keep it coming that was creative. Notes: Famous star is served at Carl's. I would use my regular screen name but I don't want to appear biased. Good stuff though.

The following is a copy of a facsimile sent via portable type set by an off duty court recorder now living in Indio. The following testimonials are true and forthright as witnessed on Wensday afternoon, 09/15/10 in Chino Hills, Ca. 

Norco: I am sitting here at McDonalds. on chino hills parkway with a former Chino Hills School football player, and now alleged recruiter, who will be known only as Mister S.

GUEST: Woof! Woof!

Norco: Oh, my bad! (Norco consults resource manual) Make that Mr. X…I got the “X”, and the “S“ sounds in your woofs mixed up. It’s a common mistake...Lot of people make the same one when using the word “ask”…but I’m sure you already know that coming from Chino Hills and all…(Norco calls out to the staff at Micky D`s) Can we get shake over here for my guest. Make it chocolate! 

GUEST: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

Norco: My bad, change it to vanilla!...Now then, let me just clarify a few points for our listening audience; first off, I will ask Mister X several questions…

GUEST: GRRRRRRRRRRR!

Norco: …Ok! A FEW questions…

GUEST: Ruff. Ruff. Pant, pant, pant…

Norco: Mister X will then answer those same questions in the Husky dialect. The same dialect you have by now identified as a series of woofs, barks, howls, growls, pants and some whining. Now then, just in case you at home were wondering just how I intend to decipher said language, well I hold here in my hands the official Husky-speak translations, kindly donated to our cause today by a teacher’s aide to the secretary of the Assistant ASB coordinator at Chino Hills HS...

GUEST: Woof! Woof! Woof! Pant-pant-pant-Ruff-ruff-ruff…Grrrrrrr!

Norco: My guest stated that he is, and I quote him “Most pleasurably, affably, and gratifyingly delighted to be able to share the undeniable loquaciousness of the most decidedly renownful (is that a word?), prep football program in the entire majestic spectrum known as the San Berdino County. 

GUEST: Woof! 

Norco: Don’t mention it…So now I’d like to get started… 

GUEST: Awhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Norco: Good you’re excited. Use that. 

GUEST: Pant-pant-pant…

Norco: I’m gonna cut right to the chase here pal. 

GUEST: Ruuuuuuff!

Norco: Do the Huskies recruit?

GUEST: WOOF!!!...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Norco: Ok, lemme rephrase that…does Chino Hills facilitate unwarranted transfers for the benefit of their football program through verbal or nonverbal negotiable methods / means of contact before the actual recruit…

GUEST: Grrrrrr.

Norco: Scratch that…before the actual POTENTIAL APPLICANT has any idea of the following-
ONE: That he can all of a sudden, for reasons unknown to even God almighty, no longer stand his already infallible superstar status at his present school of residence.
TWO: His once happily married parents, who were- in May of the recent year- planning a trip to the Bahamas for their twentieth wedding anniversary and vow renewal, are now egregiously eager to kill each other, move to separate parts of the state, which strangely enough leaves the father of all people- with sole custody of the kid who happens to excel at QB (a position the Huskies sorely need to be effective). 
THREE: The absolute hard knowledge of the whereabouts of Chino Hills California on the “Map of Places to Avoid at All Costs- “A Working Man’s Index for Real Estate Developers Looking to Stay in Business Beyond the Next Twenty Minutes”… 
And lastly, item FOUR: The ability of the young man and /or his dad, to spell it (Chino Hills) without first consulting the local liquor store in the beer/beverage case? 

GUEST: Woof! Woof! (The guest hands Norco an envelope)

MBG: This isn’t written in Husky is it?

GUEST: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

Norco: I have just been handed an envelope containing an official document of response, stamped, headed, and signed by the Chino Hills HS Football Boosters Club. It states, and I quote, “We here at Chino Hills High School deny any and all recruiting allegations regarding illegal contact with athletes in relation to recruiting. We do however believe that it is every family’s rights to exercise free will and individual discretion when choosing a school and/or community with which their student athlete attend and compete for. Even if it means we win another 16 straight CIF championships, make ten or so more bowl appearances, move kids into “friends of the football program’s” homes for safe and legal quarter during season, and or offer them a way out of the hard-cruel streets of white suburbia. The end… 

GUEST: Woof! Woof! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Norco: Okay, so I made that last three or so sentences up, but what about all of that? You have parents putting kids up. Your HC hiring a staff that looks like an assortment of dudes you won’t find on your alma mater’ prestigious “International Baccalaureate campus”, but perhaps at the local DMV or Pep Boys. You have boundaries that are so close, so paper thin, so bound to your rival’s, that you could literally stand on your front porch-err-stoop as you might refer to it, and pee onto an opposing High school kid’s lawn. 

GUEST: Woof! Woof! Woof!

Norco: lemme finish here since I am paying for that shake in your hand pal! 

GUEST: Whiiiiine, whiiiiine, whinnnne…

Norco: Stop it! Save your whining for another untimely big loss to an undersized and outmanned BIGVIII8 team during the playoffs guy! And finally, by coincidence, you have unlimited resources in a community where the word resource is the equivalent to sand in Alaska’s frozen tundra, or better yet, a Yukon Denali in…Chino Hills! 

GUEST: Woof-woof-woof-woof!

Norco: Now answer me those questions dawg! And cut it out with the barking and drooling. I’m getting angry-saliva spray in my famous star. 

GUEST: (The guest stands up and shouts) Look man, I do what I do. I drive the car dawg. That’s it. You wanna investigate them, go for it. Alls I can say is you’re barkin’ up the wrong tree man. 

Norco: No pun intended…

GUEST: I drive the car, and that’s it! That’s all your getting’ outta me! Interview over! (The Guest gets up out of his bench seat and looking both ways, exits out of Mcdonalds. gets into a brand new black and red Yukon Denali and drives off…)

Norco: And just who’s gonna be paying for that shake tough guy? 

*End interview …

I'm a COLTS fan thru and thru but....Even I don't agree that the COLTS earned their way into the TOP 10......yet.....

A lot of people believe that the wins they have so far this season have been flukes ( I'm not one of them ). Let he COLTS prove those people wrong with a couple of more decisive wins and I will join in on shouting from the top of MT Baldy with the rest of the Colt fans. We faithful are proud of their heart, their commitment, and their effort and being on a Top 10 list won't change that. See you in the stands Friday night!

ARROYO KNIGHT, if this changes your feeling and makes all things right with the world for you. I will be the bearer of GREAT NEWS AND COMFORT! Go on Miguel Melendez’s article and according to the CIF polls they have ARROYO ranked #1 in the Mid Valley polls, and that my friend is the polls that count come playoff time!

So you’re wasting your time pleading to ARAM to change (HIS MIND, I MEAN POLL), also here’s another one for you, and this should make you happy! Click on CAL PREPS and click on project a match up and you’ll have Arroyo over AZUSA by two whole points! Be aware Arroyo, CAL PREPS is pretty darn accurate! So this great news should make you way happy now!

p.s. By the way it’s Steve’s poll and not ARAMS, and I figured you would want to rewrite your post to Steve.

AZTEC PRIDE!

Venice = Not upper ranked.

They are a good City Section team. West Covina has some more to prove before they should be let back in the top 10 and "W" this week will do it.

Aram,

in you opinion who do you think would win head to head Arroyo or Azusa? I think Arroyo needs to be ahead of Azusa and they need to be at the #10 spot!

If WC deserves to be top ten, then where do you place Covina? Give us credit for that win and a follow up blow out.

I'm pretty sure west covina deserves to be in the top 10 after DEFEATING an upper ranked team in california. Give them credit for their win. Yeah it was an ugly loss to covina but they came back & showed everyone they're still the team to beat in the hacienda league. Keep up the good work bulldogs.