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“Croc Hunter� Steve Irwin failed to appropriately ingratiate a stingray.

This was the same guy who almost fed his infant child to a croc. Hence, a lesson for us all – or, at least, those of us who would seemingly feed our newborn to maneaters for publicity’s sake.

The Good People of Television mourn Mr. Irwin’s passing, as well as his brand of behavior that made his passing all the more inevitable. Unless said behavior manages to find its way to “8th and Ocean� or “Flavor of Love� or “The Hills."

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A viewer said:

This is such a sarcastic, insentive, hypocritical commment coming from a media guy - yes, the same media that idolizes cops/firefighters/soldiers for dying "for what they believe in."

How is Steve Irwin's death less tragic from those others? If anything, I feel more respect for Steve Irwin...

Croc fan said:

While I should be shocked at this pompous a--hole, I am instead filled with pity for him. Obviously he has not found a job that he loves more than life itself. Helping to save all of God's animals through EDUCATION about them is what made Steve Irwin a hero. He wanted people everywhere to understand animals and their behavior so that they may live on instead of being killed by humans who fear them. Mr. Kronke? I believe you should quit having your derriere speak...your mouth should know better. "Mayor of Television" give me a break!

the royer family said:

we are very sorry for your lose and are hart goes out to terry and family

ray j winburn said:

i am vary sorry for the lost of a great man as steve. i will be and have been praying for you terry and the childern, just hold on . i love the outdoors and its animals after all God made them too.

Rubi hernandez said:

I think that croccadile hunter was so very cool!

Allison Hue said:

Sad , but so predictable! Steve Irwin was an accident waiting to happen! why is everyone so shocked at the whole ordeal? I suppose it was more likely he would of been stung by some venemous snake, or eaten by a tiger. I feel for his family, but I do not have sympathy for a man who made his newborn potential "gator bait" I think what he failed to learn in his quest for educating the public on "Nature" and "Wild Animals" was to respect them for what they are "Wild" and how not to become a "Statistic". Why can't we observe nature from afar? Do you have to move in and become part of their family to do that? Sad, but very,very foolish I'm sorry to say.

chris morris said:

i fort u was brilliant at acting i luved u but now u av let me down ime so sad of wat as apend i miss u realy bad u was a bit barmy over the animals tht sting ray wat killed u tht wasent right fer i think steve irwin shunt of swam with tht sting ray they shud kill the sting ray luv u steve irwin ime so sorry

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