David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. Assault on the Couch Potatoes
From today's Press Release Of The Day:
"On Sept. 30, Nickelodeon will celebrate its third annual Worldwide Day of Play by going off the air for three hours (12 noon – 3 p.m.), in order to encourage kids to go outside and be active. Worldwide Day of Play is part of the “Let’s Just Play� campaign, Nickelodeon's pro-social commitment ... to encourage kids to participate in active, healthy, and playful lifestyles."
How many kids will mistake this for a "Let's Just Change the Channel" campaign?