David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. We'll always have Paris, unfortunately
But at least she's good for ruthless little parodies, such as the one perpetrated by British guerilla artist Banksy, who placed 500 mock versions of Hilton's no-doubt-thrilling new CD in record stores in England, Ireland and Scotland.
The sticker on the cover promises the hits "Why Am I Famous?" and "What Have I Done?" Inside, there's a photo of Hilton emerging from a car in front of homeless people; the legend reads: "90% of success is just showing up."
You know, I'm pretty certain that this is the gesture that will force Paris to re-examine her life and her values.
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As long as YOU don't have to re-examine Paris again.
Posted by: Suzy Q | September 4, 2006 3:40 PM