David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. An Item About Dane Cook *
Saw an ad recently for upcoming concerts at the Wiltern LG, and one show screamed: "DANE COOK'S TOURGASM." Which was the title, you might recall, of an HBO series/home movie featuring Cook and his buddies on a cross-country comedy tour that might've entertained in an I-like-anything-Dane-Cook's-in-even-this-dammit kind of way. Below that logo were the names of the other comics, in a much smaller typeface.
And below that, in an even tinier typeface, one for which magnifying glasses were invented, was an asterisk, followed by this:
Dane Cook will not be appearing on this show.
Nor will anyone who actually reads the fine print.
* Dane Cook will not be appearing in this item.
Comments
Well, either way, Cook wouldn't have been funny. At least in this show, it's guaranteed, since he's not even present.
Posted by: MoroccoMole | October 26, 2006 10:00 AM