DAVID KRONKE

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Killing habeas corpus: The upside...

... is that it gives satirists plenty of material to work with. Until, of course, they're safely locked up to protect the rest of us.

While we’ve all been obsessed with the Mark Foley scandal – which, let’s face it, really isn’t particularly sexy; in fact, it’s pretty icky, so why are we so obsessed with it? – Congress has ingeniously eviscerated the Constitution. The recently passed Military Commissions Act erases 900 years of the concept of innocent until proven guilty, and so much more.

An example: Let’s say you disagree with Your Mayor and think “Men in Trees� is a good show, and that you have the temerity to state this aloud. I could have you put away forever for your obvious blasphemy. Bully for me. You, you're probably not so happy.

So how have our TV Friends – knowing that, under this bill, they could easily be labeled “enemy combatants� and be silenced forever, no questions asked – responded?

“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart� first took a look at this notion: Plagues, loss of freedom – it’s all in the same ballpark.

Then, last night, Keith Olbermann wondered why the concept of habeas corpus hates America; he cheekily pointed out that the Military Commissions Act reduces America’s Bill of Rights to a single Bill of Right.

Finally, Monty Python’s Terry Jones – who, living in England, resides outside the purview of the bill (wimp!) – still manages to mock the freedom of those who wish to bar the gates of freedom.

There may be positives outside of turbo-loading comics with cannon fodder, but so far, this will have to do. Almost certainly, that Robin Williams movie "Man of the Year" will be equally hard-hitting in its approach to the issues of the day.

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How is this getting by mainstream newspapers? There was not a word of it in the Miami Herald or Washington Post online.

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