For that special geek in your life

Just in time for Christmas, a big old pile of “Star Trek� memorabilia is going on the auction block at two different websites beginning today. Junk – er, collectibles available – include:

• Observation Lounge Table and Chairs from Enterprise-D seen in almost every episode of “Star Trek: The Next Generation�
• Borg Alcove complete with the actual Borg itself from “Star Trek: The Next Generation� and “Star Trek: Voyager�
• Starfleet Rifle used in “Star Trek: The Next Generation� and “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine,� Klingon Bat-Leth sword used in “Star Trek: Voyager,� “Star Trek: The Next Generation� and “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine�
• Costumes worn by characters such as “James T. Kirk,� “Spock,� “Jean Luc Picard,� “Deanna Troi,� “Jonathan Archer� and “Klingon Warriors�

What better way to tell that special someone, “I love you, son, but for God’s sake, you’re 42; can’t you find your own place to live?�