Globes: Watch it. And watch that. And that, too.

There are about 80 members of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, and it's famously been reported that some of the members aren't even full-time journalists but are moonlighting to supplement their income from other jobs. Fair enough; no problem there.

No, here's my point: Movie critics find it difficult to see all the significant films of the year. TV critics, buried in an avalanche that is the hundreds of channels of cable and network programming, can't possibly get around to seeing all the best stuff. How can these people possibly get around to seeing all the major films and even a portion of the most significant television productions without their eyeballs retreating deep into their sockets and their brains oozing out their ears, without their spouses and significant others abandoning them in disgust, without being reduced to a gibbering fool, and still have the time to savor the sweet, sweet studio tchotchkes that come their way?