David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. The Official Autopsy® of the SOTU address
Naturally, it's a little awkward to have to sit and stare at the back of someone's head for an hour with TV cameras tightly trained upon you, but a lot of conjecture has gone into House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's blinkathon during President Bush's State of the Union address last night. By contrast, however, Vice President Dick Cheney barely seemed to blink at all -- I found myself trying not to blink just to see if he would. (The average number of blinks per minute is about 32, so between Nancy's 70 bpm and Dick's 4, they actually together come close to the average.)
Radar helpfully interpreted this and other body language during the SOTU.
Here's an even more grisly shot of the smooch.
As one commenter on another blog cried in dismay, "Oh, dear. Where's that button for 'report if shockingly offensive?'"
And apparently there are more liberals in Oklahoma than you might imagine.