Win the heart of your favorite astronaut!

Unfortunately for this new game from gsn.com, that fun-time astronaut love triangle has ebbed too quickly into the recesses of our minds, supplanted by Anna Nicole Smith’s death and Britney Spears’ impending spectacular splat should she bolt yet again from rehab.

Still, it's a way to kill those dark hours of the soul. In the game "Astronaut Moonstalker," you the astronaut collect hearts, diapers and pepper spray and fight off evil aliens, to boot. Keep an eye on the Diaper Meter. I never managed to fill the diaper, so I don’t know exactly what happens there, but then again, I don’t think I really want to know.