Hockey banned ties; on "Jeopardy!", however...
So tonight’s historic “Jeopardy!” event: A first-time three-way tie.
All three contestants ended with $16,000. The show really should’ve had a contingency plan for something like this – a steel cage match, for example. That way, “Jeopardy!” wouldn’t just appeal to egghead game show aficionados, but WWE fans, as well. And my money would be on the guy in the middle in the photo linked above.

David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. 

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