David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. No "Idols" before me
Your Mayor will be whoring himself out tonight, assisting in the live-blogging of tonight’s episode of “American Idol,” alongside Semhar Debessai and whoever else she suckers into participating while Fred Shuster abdicates this most urgent responsibility.
Unfortunately, we’ll be responding to the West Coast feed of the show, so three-quarters of the country will be denied our penetrating insights into the nature of music and free enterprise, not to mention our withering quips about Sanjaya Malakar.
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Seriously? YOU'RE blogging Idol? Heh. That would almost be worth waiting up for.
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 27, 2007 4:00 PM