Rosie O'Cancelled?
TMZ.com is reporting that Rosie O’Donnell will announce her departure from “The View” Wednesday. No word what she’ll move on to – or who she plans on hacking off in the future (after dissing a sizable portion of the planet, including the Chinese, fundamentalist Christians, rich white guys with bad combovers, “American Idol” fans, perky morning-show hosts and both fans of the Bush Administration and those who believe it too incompetent to pull off a well-oiled if sinister 9/11 conspiracy) – but possibilities include everything to hosting a game show to starring in a “Nip/Tuck” spinoff.
The former Queen of Nice has few fans amongst those responding to an unofficial AOL poll: 56% declared “I hate her” (as opposed to 14%, who said, “I love her”); 60% declared their opinion on her has soured since she joined the view; and 81% say they disagree with her “View” views. Perhaps most shockingly, a whopping 9% believe her attention-grabbing antics haven’t been covered by the media enough.
At any rate, Barbara Walters must be breathing more easily - after all, the last thing "The View" was intended to be was a lightning-rod for controversy.

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At least she's not your usual namby-pamby celeb who breathily mouths off about world peace or global warming or Furdar (or is it Darfur?) whilst daintily chomping on a lettuce leaf and knocking back a Red Bull. Or, god forbid, showing off her crotch.
By golly, when she has an opinion, EVERYONE knows it! And, even though she regularly encloses her foot within her mouth, a big mouth it is. You just KNOW that if she could have gotten away with it on the air, she'd've said, "Die, you motherfucking combed-over whore-catcher!" to Trump.