David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. Ain't love grand?
Is it mere coincidence that those humiliating snippets essaying meltdowns on the behalves of Alec Baldwin and David Hasselhoff turned up online in such close proximity? I think not. It looks like we’re entering a new golden age of divorce-lawyerly scumbaggery, and we have Kim Bassinger’s Rovian evil genius, Neal Hersh, to thank. Celebrity marriage-counseling services should enjoy a huge boom in business, and pre-nups are about to get a whole lot trickier. Because, you know, not even these antics are enough to cow celebrities into actually behaving better.
Hasselhoff’s video looks a little like Your Mayor on a good night. Anyone want to bet its bursting on the scene has improved ticket sales for Hasselhoff’s Vegas production of “The Producers?”