Bile-spewing kids’ show rat beaten to death

We’ve written in the past about Farfour, the delightful Hamas-TV kids-show Mickey Mouse doppelganger who schools children in the art of terrorism and anti-Semitism. So it is with deep regret that we must report the death of Farfour, at the hands of an actor portraying an Israeli who beat the rat to death in order to get his land (rodents are allowed to be landowners in Gaza?).

I cannot believe that I am not making this one up. Kid’s TV is hardcore in the Middle East. Here, we get “Baby Genius Mozart and Sleepytime Friends.” There, cuddly, hate-spewing mice get brutal smackdowns. Though, as commenters at Wonkette.com noted, “Way better than the Sopranos series finale” … “at least Hamas believes in closure.”

And it gets worse: The show’s youthful presenter Sara declared, “Farfour was martyred while defending his land,” adding that the perps were “the killers of children.”

So that’s the end of that show. Al Aksa-TV didn’t specify what series would replace it, but I’ll bet it’s not long before they’re hearing a pitch for something called “SpongeMohammed SquarePogrom.”