David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. Help Paris do her time
GSN is offering yet another ripped-from-the-headlines game, “The Prison Life: Paris.” Given the gallows-humor possibilities, It’s lamentably inoffensive – you just help Ms. Hilton stamp license plates (most are vanity plates no doubt for future additions to her fleet of vehicles with which she can look forward to many more happy hours of being pulled over by the local constabulary). But be careful – don’t stamp Tinkerbell!
Yesterday, Hilton issued a statement that read in part: “In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.” Only Paris could contrive to not actually participate in the decisions she personally makes. Unless, of course, she was speaking of the Imperial “I,” which she no doubt was.