David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. MTV Movie Awards, bringing new meaning to "Best"
Hmm. Gerard Butler was nominated for Best Performance. Because, you know, “300” was all about the acting. Johnny Depp won, though, for “Pirates of the Caribbean: At Least the Second One Didn’t Suck as Much as the Final One Does.”
Depp must be schizophrenic: He’s wearing a very dapper suit jacket and vest, with a striped V-neck T-shirt – OK, that’s fine – with an old sweater tied around his waist. Excerpts from Depp’s stirring speech: “I’m not very good at this. Hey man. Thanks for voting. It was such an amazing group of people to be nominated with. Thanks very much.”
Best Picture honors went to “Pirates of the Caribbean: If We Mention the Subtitle Really Quickly, Maybe People Will be Duped Into Thinking It’s the Steaming Doggie Dropping in Theaters Now.” If, by “Best,” you mean “Not Best,” then OK.
Silverman kind of disappeared in the second half, which is unfortunate, since she should pretty much host every awards show. She even managed a subtle shout-out to her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel: Her closing line, "We're out of time; apologies to Matt Damon" was a running joke on Kimmel's talk show.
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Hmmm...seems like I chose the right path for this event: nap time.
Posted by: Suzy Q | June 3, 2007 8:19 PM