David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. Paris' Bob Barker's contribution to society
Word of Paris Hilton’s premature release from jail rocked the planet today, as angry mobs stormed Parker Center downtown… no, I can’t. I just can’t care about this anymore.
No, but here’s what I can do: Direct you to bid on one of Bob Barker’s microphones from “The Price is Right.” Barker’s last episode is June 15, and that’s when bidding ends on this item, which will come with a personal note of authentication from Bob himself. All proceeds go to animal rights charity. Bidding began Tuesday afternoon at a mere $5.55; as this posts, it’s up to $6,800.
There; I feel so much cleaner now.
Comments
Thank you for your restraint.
Posted by: Bill | June 7, 2007 6:31 PM