David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. Spoiler: Spoilers ahead
At the request of management, I’ll be live-blogging the “Sopranos” finale Sunday at 6 p.m., so if you don’t have access to HBO’s East Coast network and don’t want to know what happens to Tony and his family until you see it yourself, steer clear of this site around that time.
But, honestly, with the blunt-force-trauma surprises they have in store – Carmella frets over what facial cream to use; they’re replacing A3’s “Woke Up This Morning” with the Andrea True Connection’s “More More More” for the theme song; Christopher’s movie “Cleaver” become prophetic when Christopher transforms into a zombie and kills Tony – you’ll probably want to use revelations here as a buffer between you and the ugly truth.
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Ahem. Doesn't "management" know you have an important date at that time with the NBA Finals??
Spoiler alert: Spurs win.
Posted by: RD | June 9, 2007 4:38 PM