David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. Gary Dourdan on the other side of the law
Gary Dourdan allegedly went all Mike Tyson on a TMZ.com cameraman last night, not that those boors may not have had it coming (and the resulting footage is pretty lame). (And, really -- Gary Dourdan? Would anyone’d been remotely interested in the footage had he just walked by and smiled and waved?) After Dourdan calmed down, they started filming him again, and the resulting footage proves not much more than that TMZ.com needs to hire editors to cut this stuff down.
The cameraman filed a police report. CBS Entertainment president Nina Tassler, by happy coincidence (for us, not so much for her), was on hand at TV Press Tour to avoid commenting on the incident: “I just heard about it this morning,” she said, declining to comment on what it might mean for Dourdan’s availability on “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.”
Regardless, as we've noted below, there's always work to be had for unhinged celebrities over at NBC.