David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. Lindsay Lohan's next defense strategy?
Lindsay Lohan’s utterly convincing “It’s not my cocaine” excuse - despite the fact that the stuff was found in her pants (what, so celebrities carry for their assistants these days?) - reminds me of this anecdote from the press tour session for “K-Ville,” about New Orleans cops trying to rebuild and reclaim the city from rampant crime:
COLE HAUSER: We saw some unbelievable stuff as far as just how people are. I mean, this guy -- there was a guy who had pants on, who had drugs in his pocket. The cops said to him, "Why do you have, you know, what is this?" And he goes, "These are not my pants."
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Aw, they get that from every other episode of Cops...
Posted by: Deep in the Heart | July 26, 2007 4:24 PM