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david-kronke.jpgDavid Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place.

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More breaking: TV News, apparently, is also fake

“You should remember all that talk earlier this week about the terrorist dry runs at airports here in the U.S. Well, just kidding.”
-- CNN anchor T.J. Holmes

Yes, turns out having cheese on airliners is not, as CNN reported last week, part of a terrorist plot to destroy America. Kudos to CNN for taking their alarmist B.S. in stride. Because, you know, reports on terrorist plots are the new NewsLite.

The bad news is, the TSA and NSA have added people with bad backs to their lists of possible terrorists.

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First, you can't take water on a plane and now cheese?! I give up. The terrorists HAVE won.

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