Paula Abdul: A woman of the little people

We’ve previously discussed Paula Abdul’s new reality show and her thoughts on what constitutes an “everyday girl,” such as draping millions of dollars of jewelry over her pet Chihuahuas and dressing down her two personal assistants before TV cameras in the back of a limo.

Paula books another ride on the Delusion Express in the current TV Guide, where, the magazine reports, “Paula insists that it is her aides who come off looking bad, not her.”

“When I look at that scene, I feel bad for my assistants, ’cause they look like they’re not on the ball,” Abdul tells the magazine. “And I’m forgiving enough and kind enough to not be inappropriate in front of the cameras. … I wish I could work for someone like Paula Abdul. Honest to God, I am the kindest-of-kind human beings.”

Abdul also says she decided to do the show because “I know my life purpose: Having the uncanny ability to tap into the heartstrings of people and make them feel they’ll be OK.” Unless, of course, you work for her.

You know, Paula, we wish you could work for someone like you, too.