David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. Pirates of the Internets: Curse of the Cavemen
Why wait for fall? TV Week is reporting that you can find “highly anticipated broadcast network fall pilots” online now:
“Copies of NBC’s ‘Bionic Woman,’ ABC’s ‘Pushing Daisies,’ The CW’s ‘Reaper’ and several other shows were available Friday for illegal download via sites such as Torrent Spy, The Pirate Bay and Mininova.
“Most of the titles appear to have been uploaded within the past week. The first copy of ‘Bionic’ was listed as uploaded two days ago, while the earliest ‘Reaper’ file was date-marked seven days ago. Other leaked shows include Fox’s midseason ‘The Terminator’ spin-off ‘The Sarah Connor Chronicles,’ ABC’s ‘Cavemen,’ and NBC’s ‘Chuck’ and ‘Lipstick Jungle.’”
“Cavemen?” “Highly anticipated?” That’s funnier than anything in the show.