This just in: Nation healed
They actually let Stephen Colbert into the White House.
Colbert, whose injury to his wrist last week escaped the notice of this blog due to the blur that was TV Press Tour, declared that he came to the White House to raise "wrist awareness." Colbert wanted his wrist cast signed by Tony Snow so that "the nation will be healed." Snow obliged, as did Tim Russert and Nancy Pelosi.
David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place.