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This just in: Nation healed

They actually let Stephen Colbert into the White House.

Colbert, whose injury to his wrist last week escaped the notice of this blog due to the blur that was TV Press Tour, declared that he came to the White House to raise "wrist awareness." Colbert wanted his wrist cast signed by Tony Snow so that "the nation will be healed." Snow obliged, as did Tim Russert and Nancy Pelosi.

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