Warning: This blog is rated NC-17…
… at least according to this website, to which a fan of Your Mayor directed me. (The construction “a fan of Your Mayor” sounds so much more satisfying than “Your Mayor’s sole fan.”)
All you do is type in your blog’s website address, and they spit out your rating. Mine read:
“This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
death (8x)
kill (6x)
dead (4x)
hurt (3x)
punch (2x)
drugs (1x)”
So, thanks are apparently due to my thoughts on Farfour, the Palestinian kids-show TV rat who was brutally beaten to death by an actor portraying a Jew, and Chris Benoit, the WWE wrestler who killed his wife, his child and then apparently text-messaged a fan about his exploits so Wikipedia would know more about his exploits than the local cops, which are the subjects of recent blog entries that seem to have contributed to my NC-17 rating.
In order to maintain this rating, I promise to feature more ruminative essays on cunnilingus in the future. After all, cartoon characters – whether they be anti-Semitic rodents or TV rasslers – can’t be dying every day, can they?
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About this blog
David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place.
Way to go, Mr. Mayor! I knew you had it in you.
On behalf of the Little People, may I just say, We are so proud! *snif*
(but SO not fair linking cunnilingus with Dick - ew)
Hi Dave,
I don't have a TV.
I don't get a single thing on your site (you'd say the same about my life's work).
BUT we share some personal history, and were even friends once.
AJ mentioned she'd emailed you so I thought wotthehell.
Cheers,
Jon.
ps. I've done some even *more* boneheaded stuff since college.