David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. Nut job of the week month
There are folks so monumentally demented that they don’t even merit a street corner from which to bloviate.
There are people who shouldn’t even be allowed around crayons.
“ONE MONTH from The Anniversary, I'm thinking another 9/11 would help America. …
“Iraq has fractured the U.S. into jigsaw pieces of competing interests that encourage our enemies. We are deeply divided and division is weakness. …
“Turn back to 9/11.
“Remember the community of outrage and national resolve? ...
“What would sew us back together?
“Another 9/11 attack.
“The Golden Gate Bridge. Mount Rushmore. Chicago's Wrigley Field. The Philadelphia subway system. The U.S. is a target-rich environment for al Qaeda. …
“If it is to be, then let it be. It will take another attack on the homeland to quell the chattering of chipmunks and to restore America's righteous rage and singular purpose to prevail.”
Clearly, this guy wasn’t in front of a TV the last time.
Let’s see if I follow this guy's thinking: Since the first terrorist attacks sent the populace cringing so much we allowed a power-mad leader force us into a “patriotic” lockstep and agree to a disastrous war that eventually fragmented our country, we need yet another terrorist attack to send us cringing so badly we’ll allow the same power-mad leader to drag us into another disastrous war (we’ve got our eye on you, Iran!) that will eventually re-fragment our country, so that this guy can uncork another column about how we need yet another …
Here’s guessing this guy turns up on Keith Olbermann’s “Worst Person in the World” sweepstakes sometime soon.
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Holy shit! Are you sure this wasn't Dick Cheney in disguise?
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 12, 2007 11:22 AM