David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. Shocking "news"
After but one abysmal airing, Fox cancelled "Anchorwoman," its crap reality show about a crap anchorwoman trying to make a name for herself at a crap small-town Texas station. Reviews were largely -- uh, apocalyptic -- but even the notion that critics hated it could scarcely convince viewers to tune in.
Next week, in the same time slot, Fox will offer the hot new reality show "Bowel Movement."
Fox had similarly awful ratings for another reality show, "On the Lot," but since one of its executive producers was Steven Spielberg, they sucked it up and kept airing the show anyway. Its ratings got even worse, making even E! ratings look good by comparison.
Heartened by this, Spielberg announced a new Fox show, "Steven Spielberg's Bowel Movements," which Fox renewed through 2010.
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Well, I'm just shocked at this development in the Realm of Television.
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 26, 2007 5:19 PM