Emmy presenters: An inevitable addition
Round three of our weekly update of Emmy presenters, as sorted in our own patented® branding fashion:
This is Mutually Beneficial: Ali Larter, Mary-Louise Parker, Vanessa Williams.
I Need Help Promoting My Show: Joe Mantegna, Anthony Anderson, Neil Patrick Harris.
I’m Doing You a Favor: Hugh Laurie, Eva Longoria, Glenn Close. (Close has a side order of This is Mutually Beneficial.)
And, a new category:
Hey, I’ll Appear on Anything: William Shatner.
And yet another new category:
My Show’s Doing Fine, But You People Have Never Exactly Treated Me as Cool: Mark Harmon.

David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. 

I don't care who presents as long as HUGH LAURIE WINS!!!