For sale: A fixer-upper
In the market for a northwest European country beset by civil unrest and filled with Schipperkes? If so, Belgium’s just the thing for you and you’re in luck: It’s available on eBay!
Well, it was. The eBay folks took the auction down (maybe they should try Craigslist), but here’s a screen capture.
Wonder what we could get for America, as is?
David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place.