Stephen Colbert’s Presidential Endorsement
In a public chat with the New York Times' Frank Rich last night in Manhattan, Stephen Colbert shocked the nation by endorsing a Presidential candidate that was not himself:
"I would love to see a President Huckabee because if our president were named 'Huckabee," how bad could anything really seem?” he said. “It'd be as if the entire country was animated by Hanna Barbera. Can you imagine the Huckabee Monument?"

David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. 

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