David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. “Family Guy’s” 100th episode is (surprise!) really naughty
“Family Guy,” the show Fox couldn’t kill, airs its 100th episode Sunday, with Stewie riddling Lois with a hail of machine-gun fire on the deck of a cruise ship. Her bloodied, apparently lifeless body plummets into the ocean below, and sinks into the briny deep.
No, seriously. That’s the plot. Now, I know that at this point, you’re probably thinking, “‘Family Guy’ has a plot?” But, in this case, yes.
Oh, and there are a whole load of penis jokes. More than usual, even. And a scene where Peter says the word “abortion” about 25 times. And a joke about a movie that no one ever saw, “The Lakehouse,” which, in the end, becomes yet another penis joke. And some really cruel gags about Dick Clark and Rosie O’Donnell.
All in all, a pretty typical episode of “Family Guy.”
- “Family Guy:” 9 p.m. Sunday, Fox (Channel 11).