David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. The upside of ptomaine poisoning
Hey, Gordon Ramsay is looking for more restaurants where he can scrape maggots off the walls of underpowered walk-in refrigerators. So if you’ve ever eaten somewhere that had you projectile-vomiting for days thanks to its imbalanced e.-coli-to-cumin ratio, and want to do that joint a solid, let ’em know that Fox’s “Kitchen Nightmares” is looking for more crappy eateries to humiliate-then-resuscitate for its next season.
Per the press release:
Please contact the following -
Tami @ 310-387-6775: Atlanta, Chicago, Texas, Indianapolis, Detroit, Alabama, New Orleans
Debbie @ 917-374-7614 or Lisa @ 917-678-9996: NY/Tristate Area, Boston, Philadelphia
All other cities consult this website, or call: 1-866- 226-2226, or Email: KitchenNightmares@theconlincompany.com.
Thanks to an evening spent less-than-jubilantly puking out the window of a friend’s car, I can think of a certain Silver Lake Mexican restaurant on Sunset Blvd. that should seriously consider contacting these folks.