David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. Avoid This Event
Are you a conniving, ambitious floozy content to get by in life on your looks? Well, you’re in luck! There’s a beneficent soul out there willing to help you live the dream!
Patti Stanger, star of Bravo’s upcoming reality trainwreck (just guessing) “The Millionaire Matchmaker,” will be rubbing elbows with “(l)adies looking for love and advice on landing a millionaire” Monday, Jan. 28 around noon at Sephora at Hollywood and Highland. Maybe if you’re lucky she’ll put you on her TV show. (Idea for a spin-off show: “Celebrity Golddiggers,” in which Bai Ling, Courtney Peldon, Phoebe Price and Kim Stewart try to bag big-bucks producers who’ll put them in high-profile projects rather than the crap that just barely keeps getting them invites to red carpets around town.)
Anyway, I’m not completely sure about this, but I think some of Stanger’s millionaire clients have included O.J. Simpson, Phil Spector, Robert Blake, Christian Brando, Michael Skakel and Robert Durst. Good luck ladies!
Comments
What the fuck are you talking about? Courtney Peldon and Phoebe Price are my role models. They rock! I can't even talk about Bai. She just makes me...quiver.
Posted by: Suzy Q | January 12, 2008 9:45 PM