Inside the WGA meeting
Well, no, not really. But a mole sent me a little intel:
The Mayor of Television: So what's going on?
Mole: Standing O's followed by questions that the poor acoustics make hard to hear.
The Mayor of Television: So it's a done deal, essentially? Vote tonight -- or tomorrow?
Mole: I think they said within the next 48 hours. Time to jack off! G'dnight!
David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place.