Sign of the End Times
Of course ABC refused to comment. Most people accused of heinous crimes don’t talk to the press until they lawyer up.
According to the Book of Revelations, the next step is the rapture.
And now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go scream a lot of obscene words.
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David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place.
Oh, stop complaining. The renewal of According to Jim is a kind of gift to TV critics everywhere -- not only is it a handy simile for Incredibly Banal Television, but when some General Interest Columnist who never watches TV but, stuck for a column, asks you to fill in the blanks in some column on what they cleverly believe to be the idiot box, you can feed them said simile with a clear conscience, knowing that the reference is still current and the show's never going to get any better.
Go towards the liiiiiight!