David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some have greatness thrust upon them. And some show up inexplicably on imdb.com.
Ladies and Gentlemen: I have finally arrived.
Somehow, I have been graced with my own imdb.com page.
Apparently, I appear in a Spanish production entitled “Reinventando Hollywood” (“Reinventing Hollywood”), alongside George Clooney, Helen Mirren, Glenn Close, Steven Spielberg, Jennifer Aniston, James Gandolfini, David Duchovny, Sally Field, Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Eva Longoria Parker, Holly Hunter, Mary-Louise Parker, James Woods, Peter Krause, Ellen Pompeo, Jeremy Piven and a host of others. Can’t wait to stroll the red carpet with my castmates at the premiere.
According to imdb, I play myself. I just hope I’m fairly convincing.
I’m guessing all this has come about due to an interview I did with Canal Plus Spain back in November for a documentary that I thereafter heard nothing about though I was promised a copy and had subsequently forgotten. At least I didn’t end up on the cutting-room floor.
Oh, and imdb reports that my own personal STARmeter has jumped an impressive 45% from last week. I can’t wait to revisit my page in subsequent weeks to chart my long, sorry, inevitable plunge into oblivion, so that I can better understand what it’s like to be Sean Young.