David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. STARmeter trek
Update: Through no fault (or virtue) of my own, my STARmeter, measured on my newly christened imdb.com page, has skyrocketed an astonishing, practically unprecedented 3,369% since last week. By contrast, George Clooney’s STARmeter is down 52% from last week, and he’s nominated for an Oscar. And also, he’s handsome.
And yet, shockingly, offers for more screen work refuse to pour in.
Perhaps someone with access to imdb.com should go in and flesh out my filmography: My moving three-episode story arc as Henri the snooty French sock-hop DJ on “Saved By the Bell,” that Very Special Episode of “Full House,” that Incredibly Special Episode of “Family Matters,” that Special-Doesn’t-Even-Begin-To-Describe-It episode of “Homeboys From Outer Space” and, of course, that cameo as Guy In Audience Laughing So Hard He Starts Projectile Vomiting in “Larry the Cable Guy: Git-R-Done.”
Comments
Wow, I had no idea that my ONE visit to your imbd.com page could cause such a surge in your popularity. Why, you're practically spurting to the top! Would that I could be the cause of such surges in other situations. Oh, but with George Clooney, of course, certainly not you.
Posted by: Suzy Q | February 22, 2008 3:59 PM