David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. Super Tuesday coverage, "inspired by Ronald Reagan"
MSNBC has called Georgia for Obama, with only about 700 votes counted – still technically 0% of the voter turnout. Not jumping to any conclusions or anything. Tom Brokaw notes that race isn’t as big an issue for younger Americans that it is for the old white men who run the media. So at least parents have gotten something right in raising their kids.
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A McCain commercial declares that while he was a POW in Vietnam, “John McCain was inspired by Ronald Reagan.” McCain was in the Hanoi Hilton from ’67-’73. Reagan first moved into California’s governor’s mansion in 1967. Not to say that McCain didn’t keep up with Reagan’s political career from a POW prison, but he might have had more pressing things on his mind at the time. Perhaps he was inspired by Reagan’s last movie, “The Killers.”
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On Fox News, Bill O’Reilly dismisses McCain’s momentum: “The psychology kicks in; everyone wants to be a winner.” He cites the belief of the pollster he’s interviewing that Obama could beat McCain in a general election. Billo’s trying to wish Mitt Romney into first place. And, of course, he can’t get through a segment without some good, old-fashioned Hillary Bashing.™