David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. The CW returns to work
The CW announced its returning series today:
(Series/Anticipated Return/Expected Number of New Episodes)
“Smallville”/April 17/5
“Gossip Girl”/April 21/5
“Supernatural”/April 24/4
“Reaper”/April 22/5
“One Tree Hill”/April 14/6
“The Game”/March 23/9
“Everybody Hates Chris” had already completed its production of 22 episodes. The final 12 originals begin airing March 3.
“Aliens in America” finished 18 episodes; the final eight will air March 2-March 23 and April 27-May 18.
They’re determined to prove they haven’t thrown in the towel, but what else can be said about a network that’ll air a show entitled “Girlicious?”