"Bitches get stuff done:" Hillary Clinton appears on "SNL" after Tina Fey's ringing endorsement
Last week, "SNL" guest-host Tina Fey gave an impassioned Presidential endorsement to Hillary Clinton, her catchphrase being, "Bitches get stuff done!" This week, Hillary appears on the show after a sketch that showed MSNBC crapping on her relentlessly (this, per the transcript from the East Coast):
SEN. HILLARY CLINTON : "The scene you just saw was a dramatization, sort of, of last Tuesday's debate and not an endorsement of one candidate over another. I can say this confidently, because when I asked if I could take it as an endorsement, I was told "absolutely not." But I still enjoyed the sketch a great deal. I simply adore Amy's impression of me."
AMY POEHLER: "Why thank you, Senator. You're looking lovely tonight."
CLINTON: "You are also looking lovely tonight."
POEHLER: "Why thank you."
CLINTON: "I'm going to need those earrings back."
(Poehler laughs like her impression of Clinton, the real Sen. Clinton follows suit.)
POEHLER: "So how is the campaign going?"
CLINTON: "Very well! Why? What have you heard? Oh, never mind. Tonight I just want to relax and have fun."
POEHLER: "So no politics?"
CLINTON: "No politics. But, I would like to take this opportunity and say to all Americans, be they from the great states of Ohio or Texas, Rhode Island or Vermont, Pennsylvania or any of the other ones..."
POEHLER/CLINTON – "We're Hillary Clinton and we approve this message: Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!!!"
- "Saturday Night Live:" See it on the West Coast at 11:30 p.m.

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