The Partnership for a Logo-Free America elevates its game
We've invited a bitch-session over those pesky network logos you can't seem to escape when watching TV. Another reader, Bob Johnson, points out that not only are mid-show logos distracting, annoying and no doubt created by a spawn of Satan, they can also be hazardous to your TV’s health:
“Here, here. Those $#@& logos sure kill the moment. Shows and movies try to capture an audience within a scene and then BAM up comes some yahoo jumping through a hoop at the bottom of the screen. Aside from that is the technical problems of today's televisions. Plasma TV's are everywhere. What's their main concern? Screen burn-in.
“Anything displayed for too long of a time or always in the same spot can eventually burn in the screen permanently. Even if it doesn't right away, you can see ghosting images left behind temporarily. I fail to see the purpose of the distraction. If we want to watch something, we'll look it up. Also, I've read the color blue has the shortest life span in a plasma. So, why are ch7's news side bars (which side bars can burn in also) are blue? I wish you luck on your venture and hope to see more crusades on the subject.”
I don’t have a plasma screen, but I have heard worries about screen burn-in. It never occurred to me (probably since, as I just said, I don’t have a plasma screen) that these network logos could burn into one’s screen, but if that’s the case, perhaps we can work up a class-action suit or something. Any takers?

David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. 

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