All You Need To Know Today

Tom Shales hated Kathy Lee on “Today” even more than I did.

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Bubble shows: ABC’s “Boston Legal,” “Eli Stone” and “Women’s Murder Club;” CBS’s “Moonlight,” “The New Adventures of Old Christine,” “Rules of Engagement,” “Shark” and “The Unit;” Fox’s “Back to You” and “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles;” and The CW’s “Reaper.” Time to ramp up those “save our show” campaigns.

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Fox had a reality show titled “When Women Rule the World,” then apparently decided that prospect was too terrifying for viewers. How bad does a reality show have to be to not get on Fox?

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There’s a new ABC pilot, “Castle,” about a horror novelist who consults with the NYPD. Make it about a horror novelist who consults with a broadcast network and you actually have some believability.

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Jeff Zucker to actors: Oh, sweet Jesus, pleasepleaseplease don’t strike.

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Jeff Zucker’s also miffed that Lifetime swiped “Project Runway” away from him, and so, some attorneys will get even richer. At least he didn’t sue to keep “Scrubs.”

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The New York Times says CBS News is essentially throwing in the towel and outsourcing its newsgathering to CNN; but Variety says “not so fast.” Which probably just means that CBS didn’t like the way it looked in the Times story.

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I’m betting that pregnant guy did it just to get a book deal.

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Go Fug Yourself’s own, inspired March Madness (almost as exciting as Kansas’s win last night) has Bai Ling triumphing over Posh Spice in a competition in which, really, everyone was a loser.

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Jack McBrayer is Kenneth the Page: “To hear Brett Ratner say, ‘O.K., now walk more slowly with the unicorn’; ‘O.K., Mariah, spank Jack more,’ ” he said. “What is happening to my life?”