At least there's no waterboarding

By David Kronke on April 21, 2008 10:20 AM | | Comments (1)

True story: President George W. Bush will appear on tonight’s episode of “Deal or No Deal.”

Not-quite-as-true-story: He will thank host Howie Mandel for his service to our country. He will then select Briefcase #17 and, with Laura screaming at him to make a deal, refuse to make a deal. He goes home with $50.

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Suzy Q said:

I just can't wait to see what he puts in his presidential library. I imagine golf score cards, a photo with Ronald McDonald, his baby teeth, beer bottle collection from college, NASCAR banner...the mind boggles at the possibilities.

April 22, 2008 3:27 PM

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