At least there's no waterboarding
True story: President George W. Bush will appear on tonight’s episode of “Deal or No Deal.”
Not-quite-as-true-story: He will thank host Howie Mandel for his service to our country. He will then select Briefcase #17 and, with Laura screaming at him to make a deal, refuse to make a deal. He goes home with $50.
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David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place.
I just can't wait to see what he puts in his presidential library. I imagine golf score cards, a photo with Ronald McDonald, his baby teeth, beer bottle collection from college, NASCAR banner...the mind boggles at the possibilities.