They grow up so fast these days
What's this world coming to if you can't pose for a few pictures without getting a world of grief? Poor Miley Cyrus has had to apologize and blame herself for a Vanity Fair photo in which she appears to be topless and her hair is kind of frazzled, and people who can do the math know what that's supposed to mean.
Disney, who has been down this road before with former Mouseketeer Britney Spears and "Fully Loaded" Lindsay Lohan, launched an immediate crackback. Vanity Fair, in that Vanity Fair sort of way, issued a desultory yawn at the very idea that people who might be offended at something actually exist. And Jamie Lynn Spears complained that, like, why was Miley getting all this attention for a silly picture when Jamie herself has gone to all the trouble of getting knocked up?
(To be honest, I find Annie Liebowitz's work insufferably smug in general, and that one shot with pop Billy Ray busted my Ick-o-meter. And what's Vanity Fair doing, profiling the star of a Disney Channel show, no matter how rich?)
Anyway, to celebrate her bold new career direction, Cyrus announced her spectrum of upcoming projects and plans:
* A remake of "Chinatown," with her taking Faye Dunaway's role and Billy Ray essaying the part of Noah Cross.
* New single: A cover of The Andrea True Connection's "More More More."
* Dating Marilyn Manson.
* Striding the catwalk introducing Jean Paul Gautier's new leather collection.
* The inevitable online video, "Hannah Mountana."
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Sunday, April 27, 2008
Hold on closely for the Lord God is about to expose and reveal something in this electoral process that will change the mind of many. For the Spirit of God says there will be a process where the donkeys of the time were once of good character, but God says this time I will be the one who moves the donkey as in the time of Balaam. The Spirit of God says, the rebound will come soon, for I say a time in place for the White House is where I can change the course of history for this nation.
I am a lion and I am the king of all beasts. I will invade the states with the terrible winds of My voice and they will say is this the global season for harvest? I am sending My troops all over the nation for a spiritual renewal in some places you would least expect. I am sending revivals in sparks and then in the waves of a flame of fire.
Come children this is your time to say I will stand alone, I will be strong and courageous and shun the presence of evil for the faith that I have is enough that I can say to this mountain move and it shall.
Cuba, your new beginnings have only begun, for the house of God is going to invade! I am sending you a new life after the death of the man. For I will raise up My Spirit over you and send you a way that will cause America to say is this that day that we change our ideas about Cuba?
A fire is beginning a fire like no other, a fire that only can be obtained by the furnace and when you enter in the purification will take place. A process where the dirt will sprout new life and replace the time of religion that has placed Me in a box and into the realms of the impossible! For I can and will do what I see is best, for this nation and if that means bringing the Spirit of wisdom that is foolishness to the courthouses I will do that.
In the spirit was Ezekiel and in the spirit he spoke to the dead bones and I am calling you in the spirit to speak life to the dead bones. For there is significance to the lands of Israel where the dead will be walking in a new life a Spirit filled life, says the Lord.
Florida, you will be the key to the White House once again and I tell you this time I will be the key to victory! For when the first year for the White House is finished I will show up like never before seen in the eyes of this nation.
Regime change is coming in Iran, there will be a swift change coming and marching and celebrations like never before, many will find Christ over this move that happens swiftly, says the Spirit of God.