Who could see this one coming, except for everybody?
A moment’s silence, please, for “Secret Talents of the Stars,” which CBS cancelled after a mere episode, which drew an ostentatiously awful 4.6 million viewers.
OK, that’s enough. No need going overboard.

David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. 

Leave a comment